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- Don't mind me, I just was playing hard to get.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Aw...
... cute dress!
- Two tickets please. One for me and one for my date who isn't here yet but who will be shortly.
- That'll be $18.95.
- Sorry...
Sweaty hands.
Silly question,
do I have anything in my teeth?
- No, ma'am. - Ok. And, another silly question...
... do you think that my hair is... - Your hair looks great.
That's a cute top. Your breath is fine. Your make-up looks natural.
He's running late because of work, not because he doesn't respect you.
- I'm sorry, I'm stupid nervous. He's a doctor so I kinda feel like I'm on the examination table, you know?
- Just be yourself.
- You too.
Oh... it's you.
Hi you. - Hi yourself.
You look great. - Thanks.
You're great too. I mean, so do you look great. Also...
- I had a lot of fun hanging out with you to diner. Sorry it's taken so long
to make another date. Work's been crazy, but I've really been looking forward to this.
- Me too. And I'm not drunk this time. - Oh, another great start!
So how have you been? - Me? Oh, you know, same old, same old.
Waking up in the morning, going to bed at night.
- That sounds spectacular. - It's a good time.
How about you?
- Same here. But sometines I take naps. - Wow, we have so much in common!
Let's get popcorn.
Okay. So I had this three part plan that went as follows. The Doctor would walk in, and be all like 'I'm handsome and charming'
and I would be all like 'I'm smart and witty' and then we would ravish each other.
Foolproof, right? Wrong! I don't know what's going into me,
but I am super super nervous.
- You want large? - Large what?
- Popcorn.
I... I figured we could share, but I promise not to be offended if you want your own.
You've...
... you have a hair.
- I... have over one hundred thousand, actually.
- That one was trying to start an uprising. But don't worry, I put him in his place.
So, tell me a little more about yourself.
Any big plans?
- Plans?
- Circumnavigate the globe? Run for office? Anything like that?
- Uhm...
Well...
Pay my cell phone bill?
Purchase my monthly pull list?
I might have been planning to make a plan.
- More of a 'live in the moment' kind of girl?
- And you? - My primary career goal is waiting for the day
someone in a restaurant yells: 'Is there a doctor in the house?'
Besides that, I'm an amateur astronomer, I work at a hospital...
... I do a little non-for-profit work for Doctors for Africa.
You know, try and spread the love.
So, in preparation for tonight I may or may not have watched a video blog that you may or may not
have featured you. - Really?
- Maybe. And if I did, I might have particularly enjoyed the rap.
Though, I have to ask: do you often proposition strangers through song?
- No. Just within the privacy of my own internet.
- It seems like a lot of work.
Why did you start making videos?
- Fun...
I have to go to the bathroom.
- As a hobby or professionally?
- Ah...
- I'm... I'm joking. Go, go. The popcorn is in good hands.
- Alright Lapomme, man up! There is a handsome doctor out there and there will be absolutely no ravishing
if you don't get yourself...
Whatever it is, you best get it out of your system right freaking now.
- Tim?
Oh, you don't look so good. University life getting you down?
- Ah.... feelings...
- Could we do this later? I'm on a date.
Listen, you moved out of town, so I moved on. Could we just let things, you know, rest in peace?
Where's a slayer when you need one?
- Everything alright? - Fine and dandy!
- So, is this your regular date spot?
- Well...
Look, we can do this the hard way or...
Actually...
... there's only the hard way.
Well, yeah. I came here with my old boyfriend, Tim.
And then more recently there was Danny.
But then he called me a *** on the internet. So that didn't really work out.
Before that, another guy, Jay.
We were better off as friends.
And Serra.
Let's just say Serra was really passionate... but really intense.
- I... I guess you're no stranger to this theatre then.
You're friend Serra sounds a lot like my ex, Suzanne.
We met in Med school.
Are... you feeling alright?
- I think I need to go.
- Ok. Uhm...
did I say something?
- No...
I'm really sorry.
- Val! Hey. Hang on.
- I'm sorry, I'm just not the best with relationships and I'm a little freaked out. It's just a lot of at once
and... I'm just, I dont know... - Ok, ok.
So you're having a little anxiety attack. That's ok. It's not the end of the world.
You, Valerie Lapomme,
are adorable, smart,
and you drop a sick beat.
Now, if you still wanna leave I'm not gonna stop you.
But I would consider an honor if you would join me in watching a movie about zombies tearing
innnocent vacationers to shreds.
What do you say?
- Groovy.
Ok, I make vlogs so I can express myself to people who can relate.
I wanna go everywhere in the world one day, but specially Japan and France.
My favourite color is purple and I love poutine and I don't have life plans. On purpose.
Because I love love love being swept away by whatever is right in front of me.
- Right in front of you?
- Hey, do you like the cosplay? - Wow. You went swift to the good stuff.
- I mean it at a Con.
- What's a Con? - Oh, just a place I wanna take you sometime
I have a feeling you might like it.
- I cant wait!
- Hey everybody! This is Stephanie Kaliner, the Head Writer of Versus Valerie and Sexy Nerd Girl.
- Hi! - So that was episode 7, what an incredible awesome episode.
- Lots of action, lots of blood. - Lots of guest stars.
- Oh yeah, we had a bunch really nice people from ApprenticeA, we had Tim, Saskia, Rianna and Samantha.
So thank you so much for joining us, guys. - Yes, thank you so much, and of course we also had Mark Meer
again in this episode, little smooch action going on there, someones crushing heart.
Little tid-bit, little trivia: that was my first kiss ever.
- That's really... sad.
One of the zombies was played by Jay, from 3 KillaBytes, who that you may know in history of Sexy Nerd Girl
used to date Valerie, as one of her ex's - Jay, himself, spent the whole day on set talking to Mark Meer
in between-takes. They were just chatting, kicking it out together. And then, at the end of the day on the ride home
he was like: 'Hey, that guy was so nice. Who was that guy?
And we were like: 'Oh, that voice is Commander Shepard's. And he lost his mind.
- And it didn't occur to us to tell him but he was very upset. - Yes, he was 'Why didn't you tell me? I love him!' ... yeah, was pretty jam.
- It was pretty ADORBS that's what it was... - It was Adorbs...
- Then later, he ended up, and we got the guy in touch and so you can actually watch Mark Meer on 3 KillaBytes.
- We shot this episode in an awesome location. - Yeah, it was all shot at the FOX cinema
- If you may have note this: two totally awesome movie posters in the background of this episode.
- One of them from Manborg and a little bit zombie two incredible little comedian fans.
If you liked the bloody guts and blood make sure you subscribe and you can follow us or share us on any of your social media.
- Yep. And if you have any friend that you think may like the show don't hesitate to send it to him.
every little it helps. Can we tease a little bit of episode 8? - Well, I know that we gonna get a teaser next week.
- That's it. She teased it. She did it anyway. - See you in two weeks for episode day! Bye!
- So, I landed the damaged aircraft while the pilot nursed her new baby. And that's when I realised I wanted to be a father.
- Wow. What another incredible history.
- I'm sure you have plenty of your own.
- I have seen a bunch of European horror movies...