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Uh, Scotty?
What now, Sam?
Do you work for GE?
No sir.
Xerox Gems.
Cheap imitations of jewelry.
I can take jewelry in any size.
And throw in a string of paloppanies.
Polo ponies!
Not again, Sam!
It's wearing thin.
What's wearing thin?
You!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
One of these days, Dave...
IBM Gems.
Diamond-style technology.
Toshiba Gems.
High-tech jewelry from Japan.
Konnichiwa!
Gesundheit!
Sears Gems.
Find them in the jewelry department at any Sears store.
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaam?
Do I have to show you what logo belongs here?
Judas Priest!
My name is not "Judas Priest!"
You make me feel like a six-year-old kid in school!
This is what's supposed to appear here.
The S from Hell.
Well, screw me where the sun won't shine, Sam!
You're acting like a total S-wipe!
Take it easy, Sam.
Hold still.
Remain
calm.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?
i AM NOT AN S-WIPE SO CEASE AND DESIST CALLING ME AN S-WIPE AT ONCE
YOU SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH!!
[BOOM!!]
Sam? Are you all right?
I'm okay, Anna.
Why does Scotty rebel against me every time I try to steer him right?
[Anna] Just be cool, Sam.
He's just going through a stage.
He'll grow out of it soon.
[Sam] I hope so.
JC Penney Gems.
Wanna go shopping, Mary?
I have Sam's credit card with me.
And I have Mike's card.
Hold on there, Mary!
You're not charging me a fortune on jewelry!
And I refuse to let one cent of my hard-earned pay go to expensive jewelry!
If you two overpaid, underworked people quit bickering,
we've got a video to finish!
The magic of Macy's.
I wonder why there wasn't a Microsoft Sam balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade.
Because I would have looked silly up there all full of helium, that's why!
Takes one to know one, Sam!
Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
If I only had a gun.
Target Gems.
What's next? Walmart?
Next thing you know, they'll have Sam's Club Gems.
And what are you doing here, Guy?
I re-hired him, Sam.
Then I'll re-fire him.
And I'll RE-re-hire him, Sam,
because this is MY video
and I have the power to override your authority.
For your information, Dave,
I filed a lawsuit against you in ROFL City Court,
charging you with abuse of power.
That's frivolous, Sam.
I'd win the case in a heartbeat.
You tell him, Dave!
Stay out of this, Guy!
You're fired again!
Get out! NOW!
Yessir.
The court just ruled in my favor, Dave.
If you bring Guy back here again,
I'll have the both of you hanged for mutiny!
Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
All right, davemadson, don't blow your stack.
You know this is your video.
Don't let this setback bother you.
Stay
cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
is
coming
on.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
MICROSOFT SAM, I TOLD YOU THIS IS MY VIDEO
AND YOU CAN'T USE BAD LAWS TO OVERRIDE MY AUTHORITY!
IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I'LL CALL FOR A RECALL OF ANY ELECTED OFFICIAL THAT RULES AGAINST ME!
IT'S MY VIDEO! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!
[BOOM!!]
Dave! What happened to you?
His head just exploded in that tantrum!
We'll have to get Dave to the hospital.
Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed.
Youthinks right, Scotty.
Let's try again.
Uh, not now, Sam.
It's almost quitting time.
Good catch, Guy.
Let's pick it up there in the morning.