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♪ BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, ♪
♪ BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, ♪
♪ BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, ♪
♪ BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, ♪
♪ IF YOU LIKE TO TALK TO TOMATOES, ♪
♪ IF A SQUASH CAN MAKE YOU SMILE, ♪
♪ IF YOU LIKE TO WALTZ WITH POTATOES ♪
♪ UP AND DOWN THE PRODUCE AISLE... ♪
HMM, HMM, EXCUSE ME...
HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU.
♪ VEGGIETALES, VEGGIETALES, VEGGIETALES, VEGGIETALES. ♪
♪ VEGGIETALES, VEGGIETALES, VEGGIETALES, VEGGIETALES. ♪
♪ BROCCOLI, ♪
♪ CELERY, ♪
♪ GOT TO BE... ♪
♪ VEGGIETALES! ♪
♪ THERE'S NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER BEEN A SHOW ♪
♪ LIKE VEGGIETALES. ♪
♪ THERE'S NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER BEEN A SHOW ♪
♪ LIKE VEGGIETALES. ♪
♪ IT'S TIME FOR VEGGIETA-A-A-A-A-A-A-ALES. ♪
[BONK!]
AH!!
[BOM!!]
[LAUGHTER]
HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS!
WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TODAY!
I'M LARRY THE CUCUMBER... WHOO-OOH...!
LARRY!
OUCH.
WOW. DID YOU DO ALL THIS?
YEP.
ELVES ARE GOOD AT DECORATING...
-YOU'RE THE ELF? - MM-HM.
WELL, I BROUGHT SOME LIGHTS.
YOU ALWAYS NEED MORE LIGHTS!
LARRY. THE CAMERA IS ON.
YEP! SAY HELLO TO THE BOYS AND GIRLS!
THE BOYS AND GIRLS?
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE DOING A SHOW TODAY?
WELL, WE WEREN'T - BUT THEN I THOUGHT - WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT,
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO THE KIDS -
TO TELL THE BOYS AND GIRLS A CHRISTMAS STORY!
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
LET'S DO, "A CHRISTMAS CAROL."
I'D LOVE TO PLAY, "THE TOMATO OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT!"
NOPE. NOT THAT ONE.
(MR. LUNT) HEY BOB!
WHOO-- OUCH.
HAVE YOU FOUND... THE LIGHTS?
WOW. WHO CALLED IN THE ELF BRIGADE?
YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM!
WHY WERE YOU ON THE FLOOR?
ELVES ARE A LITTLE BETTER AT DECORATING THAN BALANCING.
WE'RE DOING A SHOW?
A CHRISTMAS SHOW!
HOW ABOUT "THE NUTCRACKER"?!
I CAN DO BATTLE WITH THE MOUSE KING!
NOPE. NOT THE NUTCRACKER.
[LADDER SQUEAKS]
(ARCHIBALD) BOB! MR. LUNT?
WHOA - OOH - OW.
OOOPS, SORRY...
THAT'S O.K. I'M USED TO IT.
AH- NO ONE TOLD ME WE WERE DOING A SHOW!
LARRY SAYS WE'RE DOING A CHRISTMAS SHOW.
[GASP] WONDERFUL!
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THE "GIFT OF THE MAGI"!
IT'S A VERY INWARD PIECE,
BUT I'M SURE I'D BE BRILLIANT AT IT.
NOPE. NOT "GIFT OF THE MAGI."
THEN WHAT STORY ARE WE DOING LARRY?
THE ONE WHERE I'M AN ELF AND MR. LUNT WORKS FOR BOB -
WHO'S THE OWNER OF A LIGHTING BUSINESS
WHO'S HIRED TO DECORATE A MALL OWNED BY THE KING OF THE MALL -
PLAYED BY ARCHIBALD HERE.
WAIT. I WORK FOR HIM?
"THE KING OF THE MALL."
I DO LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
WHERE'S MY SCEPTER?
WOW. LARRY! THIS LOOKS NICE!
YOU'RE A GREAT CHRISTMAS DECORATOR!
THANKS, BOB! BUT...
THERE'S A LOT MORE TO CHRISTMAS THAN JUST DECORATIONS!
LIKE HELPING AND GIVING!
THAT SMELLS LIKE A SEGUE.
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR PRESENT, KIDS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
♪ DAWNING NOW OUR DAY OF PERIL, ♪
♪ FAR LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA. ♪
♪ STROLLING WITH THE YOUTHFUL CAROL, ♪
♪ FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LAAAA, LAAAAAAA! ♪
WELLLL... YESSIR!
IT'S CHRISTMAS IN SPRING VALLEY MALL ONCE AGAIN.
WHASSAT?
WHATTA YOU MEAN YOU NEVER HEARD OF SPRING VALLEY MALL?
WELL SURELY YOU MUSTA HEARD OF MERRY LARRY AND MISTER...
OH, YOU HAVEN'T?!
WELL I BEST RECTIFLY THAT SITCHEEATION IMMEDERATELY.
HEY! BUCKLE UP, YOU YOUNG BUMPKINS,
YOU'RE IN FOR A TALL TALE!
THAT'S GONNA START WITH THEM BOYS RIGHT THAR IN THAT TRUCK.
THESE BOYS ARE IN SHOW BIDNESS.
WELL... SORTA.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT A GIG DECORATING A WHOLE MALL!
FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
HA! EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE TOMATO,
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE CHRISTMAS GLITTER AND GLOW.
WELL THIS AIN'T NO BIRTHDAY PARTY.
WE'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW.
THINK WE CAN HANDLE IT?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE'RE GONNA LIGHT UP THEIR CHRISTMAS
LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY!
YOU'RE RIGHT! WE'LL KNOCK THEIR SOCKS OFF!
THEY DON'T CALL ME "ROCKIN' ROADIE REGGIE" FOR NOTHIN'!
EH- THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU CALL YOURSELF.
WELL, IF WE DO THIS RIGHT,
THEY'RE GONNA CALL YOU "MR. CHRISTMAS."
"MR. CHRISTMAS!"
HA, YOU THINK SO?!
(ROADIE REGGIE) WHERE IS THIS MALL ANYWAY?
(PHILLIP) YOU JUST PASSED IT.
(ROADIE REGGIE) OH!
YESSIREE-BOB, "SHINING BRIGHT"
WAS PHILLIP'S BUSINESS, HEY, IT WAS HIS PASSION,
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT HIS JOIE DE VEEVER , YA MIGHT SAY.
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT QUICKER'N A COCKROACH
THAT THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SHINE AT CHRISTMASTIME.
LET'*** 'EM WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT.
I'LL GET THE SMOKE MACHINES.
HOW'S BUSINESS, EMMA?
COULD BE BETTER, BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
THINGS'LL TURN AROUND.
NOBODY'S GOT A BETTER NOSE FOR SCENTED CANDLES THAN YOU!
THANK YOU, GEORGE!
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!
[BOING!]
[CRASH!]
SAM! YOU OVER-CHARGED THAT THING AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?
IT - IT'S FINE, I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
WHA...!
WATCH OUT FOR THE BOSS!
MORNING, MRS. NETTERBAUM.
GEORGE, KEEP AN EYE ON SAM, PLEASE.
I DON'T WANT HIM HURTING HIMSELF.
[CRASH!] OR ANYONE ELSE.
EVERYONE!
I NEED TO SEE YOU IN THE PLAZA FOR A STAFF MEETING!
NOW SPRING VALLEY MALL USED TO BE A POPULAR PLACE.
HEY, I'M TELLIN' YOU, IT WAS LIKE A FAIR,
A CARNIVAL AND A POOL PARTY ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!
WHOA!
MAN, I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT THEY HAD IT GOIN' ON!
BUT LATELY, EH... NOT SO MUCH.
MORE LIKE AN EMPTY LOT THAN A HOT SPOT.
BUT LOOK - THEY GOTTA PLAN.
THAT'S A FACT, JACK!
CHRISTMAS IS UPON US,
AND MR. CASHBERGER WANTS SOMETHING
EXTRA SPECIAL THIS YEAR -- SOMETHING SPECTACULAR!
[MUSIC PLAYS] HELLO MY LOYAL, ROYAL CUSTOMERS!
IT'S ME, ALISTER CASHBERGER.
AS RULER OF GREAT SAVINGS,
I'VE SLAYED PRICES AND LOWERED THE DRAWBRIDGE ON TOP BRANDS!
COME ON DOWN AND SEE WHY THEY CALL ME THE "KING OF THE MALL!"
♪ HE'S THE KING OF THE MALL ♪
WE COULD SURE USE THE BOOST AROUND HERE!
YEP.
THE STORE SELLING ICE TO ESKIMOS
HAS GOT MORE CUSTOMERS THAN WE DO.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA DECK THIS MALL WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY!
[COUGHING]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE MAESTROS
FROM "LET IT GLOW LIGHTING!"
HIGH FIVE! PUT 'ER THERE.
NO? LOW FIVE?
TO JUICE THINGS UP THIS CHRISTMAS,
I'VE DECIDED TO BRING IN THE EXPERTS.
WOOOO! SHA-ZAM-O!
OR AT LEAST THE ONLY EXPERTS
THAT WERE AVAILABLE ON SHORT NOTICE.
PLEASE WELCOME MR. PHILLIP FLEAGLE!
[APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU EVERYONE.
YOU'VE GOT A NICE LITTLE MALL HERE,
BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE.
I THINK IT'S TIME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE FUTURE!
THE FUTURE... OF CHRISTMAS!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT MEANS WE'RE TAKING IT UP A NOTCH!
HOW MUCH IS A NOTCH?
HA HA, IT'S MORE THAN A FEW WREATHS
AND A BUCKET OF CANDY CANES.
LIGHTS, FLASH, GLITTER, TWINKLE!
I'M TELLIN' YA, FOLKS.
CHRISTMAS ISN'T CHRISTMAS WITHOUT THE LIGHTS.
AND WITH YOUR HELP, WE'LL MAKE THIS MALL THE SHINIEST,
BRIGHTEST, MOST CHRISTMASSY MALL IN THE WHOLE STATE!
SO MUCH FOR "SILENT NIGHT."
HA HA, NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!
GET READY FOR A NOISY, FLASHY, DAZZLING NIGHT!
[CHEERS!]
♪ YOU NEED A LOT TO CELEBRATE ♪
♪ AN AWESOME HOLIDAY. ♪
♪ I'VE LISTED WHAT WE'LL NEED HERE ♪
♪ FOR THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS DAY! ♪
[CHEERS!]
♪ A MILLION BRIGHT LIGHTS ALL STRUNG IN A LINE, ♪
♪ AND SILVERY TINSEL THAT SPARKLES AND SHINES! ♪
♪ AND HOLIDAY MUSIC AND JINGLY BELLS, ♪
♪ ELECTRIC FIRE PLACES AND GINGERBREAD SMELLS! ♪
OOH! [SNEEZE] AHHH...
♪ WITH NUTCRACKERS, FRUITCAKE, AND REINDEER AND SLEIGHS, ♪
♪ AND HEARING BING CROSBY FOR FORTY FIVE DAYS. ♪
OOH!
♪ INFLATABLE SNOWMEN THAT WOBBLE AND SING, ♪
♪ POLYPROPYLENE ANGELS WITH REAL FLAPPING WINGS! ♪
♪ OH! THAT'S WHAT CHRISTMAS NEEDS! ♪
♪ THAT'S WHAT CHRISTMAS NEEDS! ♪
♪ THE LIGHTS AND THE TINSEL, THE FRUITCAKE AND SNOW, ♪
♪ AND WATCHING "WHITE CHRISTMAS" TWENTY TIMES IN A ROW! ♪
OOH, YEAH!
♪ A BIG PILE OF PRESENTS WRAPPED UP IN SCOTCH TAPE... ♪
♪ AND CAROLERS DRESSED UP IN TOP HATS AND CAPES ♪
♪ AND DON'T FORGET JOSEPH AND MARY AND SON, ♪
♪ OH JOY TO THE WORLD THE LORD HE HAS COME! ♪
♪ BUT DON'T FORGET LIGHTS! THAT TWINKLE AND SHINE, ♪
♪ THAT TURNS BLEAK MIDWINTER TO CHRISTMASTIME! ♪
♪ OH! THAT'S WHAT CHRISTMAS NEEDS! ♪
♪ THAT'S WHAT CHRISTMAS NEEDS! ♪
♪ THE TOP HATS AND PRESENTS, THE FRUITCAKE AND SNOW, ♪
♪ AND THEN WATCHING "RUDOLPH" TWENTY TIMES IN A ROW! ♪
♪ WE NEED THIS LIST TO CELEBRATE ♪
♪ AN AWESOME HOLIDAY, SO WE'LL TAKE IT ♪
♪ THEN WELL MAKE IT THE MOST PERFECT -- ♪
♪ THE MOST PERFECT -- ♪
♪ THE MOST PERFECT CHRISTMAS DAY! ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SO GET READY TO "PLUG IN"
TO THE MOST "ELECTRIFYING" SEASON YOU'VE EVER HAD!
GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE!
SAY WHAT?
I'M JUST KINDLING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!
AHAHA- THIS IS LAWRENCE...
"MERRY LARRY!"
OUR HEAD ELF IN THE "ELF VILLAGE."
OH.
KIDS TELL ME THEIR WISHES FOR THE BIG LIST.
I CHECK IT TWICE!
HE'S KIND OF A... PERMANENT INSTALLMENT HERE.
WELL WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED NOW, BUDDY.
YEAH, MAYBE YOU COULD MOVE YOUR ELF HOUSE
UNDER THE STAIRS OVER THERE, HUH?
HA, LITTLE JOKE FROM THE NEW GUYS.
MOVE ELF VILLAGE! HA, HA, HA!
I WASN'T JOKING.
MR. FLEAGLE, BEING A MALL ELF IS WHAT I LIVE FOR --
FROM THANKSGIVING TO NEW YEAR!
AND ABOUT TEN MONTHS IN BETWEEN.
I LOVE TO HELP PEOPLE.
AND ISN'T THAT WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT?
UH... WE JUST SANG A WHOLE SONG ABOUT WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT.
DON'T YOU NEED TO GO CUT OUT SOME SNOWFLAKES OR SOMETHING?
[GASP] RIGHT YOU ARE!
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER!
MERRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!
WELL THAT GUY'S ENTHUSIASTIC, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.
MAYBE SO.
LET'S GET TO WORK.
YOU-KNOW-WHO IS COMING SOON.
[GASP] SANTA CLAUS?!!
NO! THE KING OF THE MALL!
MR. CASHBERGER'S COMING IN TWO DAYS.
WE NEED TO CREATE THE BIGGEST,
MOST SPECTACULAR CHRISTMAS DISPLAY IN MALL HISTORY!
I EAT HISTORY FOR BREAKFAST!
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
BUT I LOVE IT!
NOW LOOK, I LIKE EATIN' PEANUTS, AND I ALSO LIKE CHEWING GUM.
ONCE I TRIED DOIN' BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY, TWERNT MY PROUDEST MOMENT, O.K.?
SO YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WE'VE GOT TWO SIDES
EACH WANTIN' TO BRIGHTEN UP CHRISTMAS,
AND EACH IN THEIR OWN WAY.
AND SOMETIMES EVEN THE BESTEST OF INTENTIONALITIES
DON'T QUITE MIX... LIKE GOOBERS AND GUM.
WE ARE READY, MONSIEUR ELF!
HATS?
CHECK.
BELLS?
CHECK.
SUPER-CHRISTMAS SMILES?
[GRUNTS]
COME ON, GUYS!
YOU ARE CHRISTMAS ELVES!
KIDS NEED US TO LISTEN TO THEIR CHRISTMAS WISHES,
EVERY SINGLE YEAR.
YEAH, ABOUT THAT...
WE DO THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR.
CAN'T WE BE SOMETHING ELSE?
OOO, LIKE COWBOYS.
CHRISTMAS COWBOYS!
HEH-HEH.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL!
YOU TWO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
WHAT ABOUT PIRATES?
ARRRR!
OR ASTRONAUTS!
NO-NO-NO-NO!
YOU ARE NOT CHRISTMAS ASTRONAUTS!
YOU ARE ELVES AND THAT'S FINAL!
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE ELF PLEDGE?
NOOO....
THEN LET'S HEAR IT!
♪ ♪
♪ AN ELF IS NICE, AN ELF IS GREEN, ♪
♪ HIS POINTY HAT IS ALWAYS CLEAN, ♪
♪ AS AN ELF I PLEDGE TO SHARE, ♪
♪ THE JOY OF CHRISTMAS EVERYWHERE. ♪
AND? THE WHOLE THING!
♪ I'LL HELP THE CHILDREN MAKE THEIR LIST, ♪
♪ GIVE CANDY CANES THE PERFECT TWIST. ♪
♪ I'LL DO MY BEST, I WON'T BE GREEDY, ♪
♪ I'LL WORK HARD, ALERT AND SPEEDY. ♪
I THINK WE ALL GET THE IDEA--
AND THE BIG FINISH!
♪ WE'VE SAID IT ONCE BUT WE'LL REPEAT-Y ♪
♪ AS AN ELF, WE PLEDGE TO SHARE ♪
♪ THE JOY OF CHRISTMAS EVERYWHERE! ♪
OKAY. EXCELLENT.
NOW GET ME THE SCROLLS, TWO QUILLS AND PLENTY OF INK!
WE'RE NOT EVEN COOL ELVES.
LIKE THE KIND THAT SHOOT ARROWS OR GO ON QUESTS.
OR BAKE COOKIES IN A TREE.
I WANT TO USE EVERY LIGHT IN THE TRUCK, THEN RENT SOME MORE.
WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
I'VE PUT ON ROCK SHOWS FOR FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE.
I THINK I CAN HANDLE A MALL.
REMEMBER THE SONIC LABRA-DOODLES?
YOU BET I DO.
THE DOGS OF ROCK TOUR! 1985!
PYRO, LASER LIGHTS, FOG MACHINES.
THE WHOLE STAGE WAS MADE OF NEON LIGHTS!
THAT SHOW WAS AWESOME!
PLUS, I'VE GOT A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVES.
UH-- "SLEEVES?"
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
GOT SOME FLUORESCENT PAINT.
IT'LL GLOW UNDER BLACKLIGHTS.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY BLACKLIGHTS.
OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I BOUGHT SOME BLACKLIGHTS...
AND I GOT A GREAT DEAL ON A SNOW MACHINE.
THE WHOLE FLOOR WILL BE A WINTER WONDERLAND.
OR WE CAN USE IT FOR THE TANK OF LIVE POLAR BEARS.
[GASP] OOH!
MAYBE WE COVER THEM IN FLUORESCENT PAINT.
WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.
WHERE'S THAT CREW YOU HIRED?
DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TURN UP.
YOU CALL FOR A TURNIP?
SORRY WE'RE LATE!
OKAY BOYS, I'M READY.
OPEN THE LINE!
[CHEERS!]
WELL, HELLO LITTLE BOY!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?
ALL I WANT THIS CHRISTMAS IS A BOX OF CANDY CANES --
TUCKED IN THE CABOOSE OF AN ELECTRIC MODEL TRAIN.
A TRAIN TO CARRY EVERY SINGLE ACTION MAN THEY MAKE,
WITH ALL THE CARS AND ALL THE TRACKS --
SHE GETS A TUMMY ACHE.
SHE WETS AND CRIES AND BLINKS HER EYES--
HE TURNS INTO A CAR!
CHRISTMAS WON'T BE CHRISTMASTIME...
UNLESS I GET ALL FOUR.
AND EVERY ROCKET HAS A LAUNCHER, STICKERS AND A MAP --
A PUPPY DOG, A BOWL OF FISH, A PARROT THAT CAN RAP!
I WANT A GAME!
I WANT A PHONE!
A POCKET MUSIC PLAYER.
I HAVE A CATALOGUE I'VE MARKED,
RIGHT THERE AND THERE AND THERE...
AND THEN JUST FILL MY STOCKING UP WITH CANDY TO THE TOP --
THE LATEST DOLL --
THE COOLEST SHOES --
A ROBO-COWBOY-COP!
HANG ON. HE'S A ROBOT AND A COWBOY?
AND A COP.
IT'S FROM THE NEW MOVIE.
I ALSO NEED HIS ROBO-HORSE-MOBILE.
OKAY, GOT IT!
COWBOY ROBOT HORSEY CAR THING!
WHEW! WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER SCROLL.
IN THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE!
I'LL GET IT!
CAN YOU GET ME AN EGG NOG WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PLEASE!
HEY KIDS, I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW
THAT WE'VE JUST OPENED UP THE NEW NORTH POLE EXPRESS!
[CHEERS!]
NICE TOUCH! THEY LOVE IT!
OH, I'M JUST GETTIN' STARTED!
HEY, LITTLE GIRL!
YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
WELL...I WAS ACTUALLY WONDERING IF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN SOME CHRISTMAS CARDS?
YOU MIGHT THINK IT WAS THAT VOICE
THAT WAS SWEETER THAN SUGARPLUMS,
OR THE CARING LOOK IN HER EYES,
OR MAYBE THE WAY SHE MADE HER OWN CARDS;
BUT WHATEVER IT WAS,
PHILLIP AND MERRY LARRY SPOTTED RIGHT AWAY
THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS YOUNG'UN...
SOMETHING THAT REALLY SHINED.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GIRL?
CHRISTINA, SIR.
AND YOU MADE THESE YOURSELF?
I SURE DID -- I'M RAISING MONEY TO HELP SOMEONE.
AWW... I'LL TAKE ONE!
BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING FOR YOURSELF?
NO SIR, BUT THANK YOU.
ALL I REALLY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO HELP ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS.
YOU'D RATHER GIVE HELP THAN GET A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
OF COURSE.
♪ GOD GAVE ME A FAMILY, A MOM AND A DAD. ♪
♪ HE GAVE ME A SMILE FOR WHEN I FEEL GLAD. ♪
♪ HE GIVES US HOPE BECAUSE HE LOVES EVERYONE, ♪
♪ AND HE GAVE EVERYTHING WHEN HE GAVE US HIS SON. ♪
♪ OH CHRISTMAS SHINES MOST BRIGHT AND TRUE, ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GIVE THE LOVE GOD GAVE TO YOU. ♪
♪ YES CHRISTMAS SHINES MOST BRIGHT AND TRUE, ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GIVE THE LOVE GOD GAVE TO YOU. ♪
♪♪
GOD SENT HIS SON, JESUS, TO HELP US.
THAT'S A LOT OF LOVE!
AND WHEN I HELP OTHERS, I LET HIS LOVE SHINE THROUGH.
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!
PHILLIP! A LITTLE HELP!
CAN YOU TAKE THE OTHER END OF THIS STRING
TO THE TOP OF THAT LADDER?
THE REALLY TALL, PRECARIOUS ONE, OVER THERE.
SURE. SOUNDS HARMLESS.
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
YOU BOUGHT A CARD, THAT'S A START.
BUT I'M WORRIED THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ENOUGH...
ENOUGH FOR WHAT?
TO HELP MRS. CRESPIE. THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME.
MONSIEUR LAWRENCE!!
ZEE ROLLS ARE TOO UNRULY!
(MOM)CHRISTINA, HONEY, TIME TO GO!
WE ARE ROLLED IN SCROLL!
NO, NO!
[CRASH!]
I GUESS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
[CRASH!]
THE GIRL...
WHERE DID SHE GO?
WHAT GIRL?
SHE WAS JUST HERE!
I NEED TO FIND OUT MORE.
WHERE IS SHE? HOW CAN I HELP?
[SHOPPING CHATTER]
GOTCHA'. TIME TO DO MY ELFLY DUTY!
SORRY, I NEED TO COMMANDEER THIS TRAIN IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS!
HEYYYYY!
THAT'S A RUNAWAY TRAIN, GEORGE.
LET'S ROLL...
YO, BUDDY!
'SCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH.
'SCUSE THE TRAIN.
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
WHEW!
AHHHH!!!
AHHHH!!!
LET GO OF THE LIGHTS!
ROADIE REGGIE NEVER LETS GO OF THE LIGHTS!!!
OH. I GUESS I COULD LET GO OF THE LIGHTS...
AAAAAHHHH!!!
[CRASH!]
WHATEVER.
SLOW DOWN THERE, ELF.
STOP THE TRAIN, LAWRENCE!
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP.
(OFFICER) WE'LL HELP YOU.
HOLD ON!
CUT 'EM OFF IN THE FRONT.
AHHHH....
EEHHH, YEAH, YEAH!
I GOT 'CHA!
AHHHH....
[CLICK, CLICK, CLICK]
HOLD ON TIGHT, SON!
EMERGENCY BRAKE!
[SCREECH]
WHOA!!
[CRASH!]
ALL ABOARD!
[GRUNT]
WE FINALLY GOT THE WRECK CLEANED UP, MR. FLEAGLE.
THANKS, GEORGE.
WHAT WAS MERRY LARRY DOING ON THAT TRAIN, ANYWAY?
CHASING AFTER A LITTLE GIRL.
NOT JUST ANY LITTLE GIRL.
SHE'S GOT MORE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT THAN ANYONE IN THIS MALL!
WELL, IF IT ISN'T HERMIE THE TRAIN WRECKER.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, GUYS.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT TRAIN COST?
UM... MORE THAN I MAKE IN A YEAR?
AND THAT'S WHY I'M RECOMMENDING TO MRS. NETTERBAUM
THAT YOU BE FIRED.
OH, YOU CAN'T!
WHAT?
HE'S MR. CASHBERGER'S NEPHEW.
YES, YOU ARE FIRED IF YOU EVER DO THIS AGAIN!
BUT I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES, SO WE'LL CUT YOU A BREAK.
NICE SAVE.
THAT LITTLE GIRL IS DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL!
SOMETHING IMPORTANT!
WH-WHAT'S SHE DOING?
I DON'T KNOW.
LOOK, YOU WANT TO BE AN ELF?
BE AN ELF.
BUT PLEASE JUST STICK TO YOUR SPOT.
LET US DO OUR JOBS.
OKAY, MR. FLEAGLE.
I HAVE A FEELING HE'S NOT DONE WRECKING OUR TRAIN.
FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, OF COURSE.
(ANNOUNCER) AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY,
THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE LARRY COMES OUT
AND SINGS A SILLY SONG.
♪ TRAPPED IN THE TRAPPINGS OF HOLIDAY BLISS, ♪
♪ WRAPPED IN BRIGHT WRAPPINGS GONE BADLY AMISS, ♪
♪ IN PAPER AND TAPE IN A CUCUMBER SHAPE, ♪
♪ OOPS, I... WRAPPED MYSELF UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
♪♪
♪ OOPS, I... WRAPPED MYSELF UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
♪ I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT, WAS STUCK BEFORE I KNEW IT! ♪
♪ OOPS, I... WRAPPED MYSELF UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
♪ THE TAPE WAS SUPER STICKY. IT ALL WENT DOWN SO QUICKLY! ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHEN I WAS PACKING I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE WRAPPING, ♪
♪ IN THE RIBBONS AND BOWS THE ONLY GIFT WITH A NOSE! ♪
♪ OOPS, I... WRAPPED MYSELF UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
HEY LARRY!? WHERE ARE YA!?
CAN YOU HELP ME WRAP JUNIOR'S PRESENT!?
HERE I AM!
WHERE?
RIGHT HERE!
I DON'T SEE YA!
I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO!
HUH? WHY?
WHY...?!
AHHHH!
♪ BECAUSE I! ♪
LARRY?
♪ I WRAPPED MYSELF UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
YOU WRAPPED YOURSELF UP?
YEP!
♪ HOWEVER DID YOU DO IT? ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW. ♪
♪ IS IT TRICKY TO SEE THROUGH IT? ♪
YEAH! OW.
♪ OH WHY... ♪
♪ DID YOU WRAP YOURSELF UP FOR CHRISTMAS? ♪
DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE COMPLETELY ACCIDENTAL
ACCIDENTAL? YOU DO LOOK ORNAMENTAL!
AH, THANK YOU!
♪ SOMEHOW WHEN I WAS PACKIN' I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE WRAPPIN' ♪
♪ ALL THE RIBBONS AND BOWS, THE ONLY GIFT WITH A NOSE! ♪
♪ OOPS! I... ♪
♪ WRAPPED MYSELF UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
HA HA, OH LARRY, LEAVE IT TO YOU.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO COULD GO AND WRAP HIMSELF UP...
♪ LARRY! ♪
AHHH!
♪ WRAPPED US BOTH UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
SORRY!
♪ WHILE WRAPPING UP A SCHOOL BUS ZEE CUCUMBER CONFUSED US! ♪
I CAN'T SEE!
♪ AND HE! ♪
♪ WRAPPED US BOTH UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
JUST TRYIN' TO HELP, GUYS.
♪ OUR ANXIETY IS GROWING... ♪
HELLO?
♪ WE CAN'T SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING! ♪
AHHH!
♪ SOMEHOW WHEN WE WERE PACKIN' ♪
♪ WE GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE WRAPPIN' ♪
♪ TWO CHRISTMASY PEAS WHO REPEAT THE REPRISE, ♪
♪ LARRY, WRAPPED US BOTH UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
(JUNIOR) BOB? LARRY?
OH, NO! I GOTTA GET THIS WRAPPED!
JUNIOR'S COMING!
I'LL HELP!
NO! DON'T LET HIM!
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!
HELLO?
♪ OH, WE! ♪
AHHH!
♪ WRAPPED OURSELVES UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
ACTUALLY, HE WRAPPED ME UP.
♪ LARRY! ♪
♪ WRAPPED US ALL UP FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
HOLD ON, GUYS!
♪ TRAPPED IN THE TRAPPINGS OF HOLIDAY BLISS, ♪
♪ WRAPPED IN BRIGHT WRAPPINGS GONE BADLY AMISS, ♪
♪ BENEATH PAPER AND TAPE IN VEGETABLE SHAPES, ♪
♪ IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO UNWRAP YOU FROM THIS! ♪
♪ THERE YOU GO! ♪
♪ YOU UNWRAPPED US ALL FOR CHRISTMAS! ♪
(ANNOUNCER) THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR JUNIOR SAY....
HAS ANYONE SEEN PA GRAPE?
- ♪ LARRY! ♪ - AHHH!
♪ WRAPPED ME ALL UP FOR CHRISMAS...! ♪
LARRY!
(LARRY) SORRY!
HA, HA!
HEY, DESPITE THE DEBACLE WITH MR. FLEAGLE'S CHRISTMAS TRAIN,
MERRY LARRY COULDN'T STOP THINKIN'
ABOUT THAT LITTLE GIRL WITH THE CARDS.
HE HAD TO FIND THAT GIRL, AND FIND OUT MORE.
THIS MALL IS NOW THE SITE OF AN OFFICIAL ELF INVESTIGATION!
I'M KEEPING A NEW LIST...
A LIST OF CLUES.
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
LISTEN GUYS...
I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO TRACK DOWN
A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS WISH.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE US!
NOBODY MAKES A LIST LIKE YOU!
WE SHALL BE LISTLESS!
DON'T WORRY - I WON'T BE GONE FOR LONG.
GREET THE KIDS, KEEP THE LIST.
OH, O.K.
THANKS, GUYS.
WHO AM I TO STAND IN THE WAY OF AN ELF AND HIS MISSION?
A BAD ELF, THAT'S WHO.
I WOULD BE A BAD ELF IF I DID STAND IN HIS WAY, BUT I AM NOT.
FORGIVE ME. I MISUNDERSTOOD.
YOU ARE A FINE ELF.
WOULD YOU SAY I'M, "ELF-TASTIC?"
ELF-FIRMATIVE.
(PHILLIP) MOVE IT TO THE LEFT A BIT...
THIS LEFT?
(PHILLIP) NO - OVER THERE...
UP MORE?
IT'S A CIRCLE -- IT DOESN'T HAVE A LEFT!
(PHILLIP) THERE YA GO - PERFECT!
HA, REGGIE, YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE.
AW, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE IT'S A TERRIBLE PUN.
MR. FLEAGLE, ZIS IS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF HOLIDAY DECORATING.
INSANE! I LOVE IT!!
AND, I THINK MR. CASHBERGER WILL LOVE IT TOO.
OH-HO-HO-- OH, THANK YOU, MRS. NETTERBAUM!
KEEP IT UP.
IF MR. CASHBERGER LIKES WHAT HE SEES,
YOU COULD BE DECORATING ALL OF HIS MALLS FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
HE'S GOT MORE?
ALL OVER THE MIDWEST.
WE BETTER TAKE THIS NOTCH UP ANOTHER NOTCH!
HOW MANY LIGHTS HAVE YOU PUT UP?
21,652. GIVE OR TAKE.
I WANT YOU TO DOUBLE IT.
I LIKE HOW YOU THINK!
HEY SAM.
HEY MERRY LARRY.
DOES THIS GIRL LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU?
♪ THIS LITTLE GIRL? ♪
♪ I'VE SEEN HER, THE CUTEST LITTLE FACE. ♪
♪ SHE'S 'ROUND HERE EVERY DAY ♪
♪ AND LOVES THE FROZEN YOGURT PLACE. ♪
♪ BERRY SWIRL OR CHOCOLATE, TO CHOOSE SHE HAS TO FLIP. ♪
♪ THEN RIGHT AT THREE SHE TAKES THE SHUTTLE ♪
♪ ON A CROSS-TOWN TRIP. ♪
♪ I'VE GOT TO FIND THIS LITTLE CHILD, ♪
♪ AND HELP HER WITH HER PLEA, ♪
TO GIVE A GIFT MUCH GREATER THAN IS FOUND BENEATH A TREE. ♪
♪ A GIFT OF LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS, ♪
♪ A FINE GIFT TO BE SURE. ♪
♪ LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS, THE LOVE GOD GAVE TO HER. ♪
♪ A GIFT OF LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS. ♪
♪ LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS. ♪
♪ LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS, THE LOVE GOD GAVE TO HER. ♪
♪ THE HALOS ARE A-GLOWING, THE WINGS WILL REALLY FLAP! ♪
♪ I'M STILL YAWNING. GIVE ME MORE. ♪
♪ WE'LL DO IT IN A SNAP! ♪
♪ I BET YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL NOW, ♪
♪ BUT HOLD ON TO YOUR CHAIR! ♪
♪ LET'S POP THE LID AND SEND IN MY EXOTIC DANCING BEARS! ♪
♪ LIGHTS -- FOR CHRISTMAS, WE GOTTA MAKE A SPLASH! ♪
♪ LIGHTS -- FOR CHRISTMAS, WITH HOLIDAY PANACHE! ♪
♪ WE'RE DOING LIGHTS - FOR CHRISTMAS, ♪
♪ LIGHTS - FOR CHRISTMAS, ♪
♪ LIGHTS - FOR CHRISTMAS, WITH GLITTER, GLOW, AND FLASH! ♪
♪ HER STOP IS HERE, MOST EVERY DAY, ♪
♪ SHE'S SUCH A LITTLE JEWEL... ♪ YEAH!
♪ SHE PASSES BY HERE EVERY MORNIN' ♪
♪ ON HER WAY TO SCHOOL... ♪
♪ OF COURSE I'VE SEEN HER! ♪
♪ SHE MUST-EH BE THE KINDEST-EH KID IN TOWN! ♪
♪ I'LL TELL HER THAT ♪
♪ YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HER IF I SEE HER 'ROUND! ♪
YEAH, LASERS! LASERS!
OOAH, LASERS! LASERS! FA LA LA!
WATCH 'EM BOUNCIN' OFF THE WALL!
[EXCITED REACTIONS]
PEW, PEW PEW!
SET PHASERS ON CHRISTMAS!
HMM... WE STILL NEED MORE.
♪ A GIFT OF LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS, ♪
♪ A GOOD TIME TO BE KIND. ♪
♪ LIGHTS -- FOR CHRISTMAS, LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN FIND! ♪ AAAAH....
♪ LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS... ♪
♪ LIGHTS -- FOR CHRISTMAS... ♪
♪ LOVE -- FOR CHRISTMAS, THE LOVE GOD GAVE TO HER. ♪
EVEN THE BEST BLOODHOUND IN THE WORLD
HITS A DEAD END SOONER OR LATER.
MERRY LARRY'S TRAIL - TO SAY IT WENT COLD -
THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
OKAY? 'CUZ IT'S COLD AS A PENGUIN'S NOSE.
MEANWHILE, WITH MERRY LARRY GONE,
THINGS BACK IN ELF VILLAGE WERE FALLIN' APART LIKE A WET TACO.
HANG ON.
YOU WANT TO "RIDE ON A REINDEER?"
ON RUDOLF!
HOW DO YOU SPELL ZAT?
SERIOUSLY?
A SILVER RABBIT??
SILVER ROBOT!
I CAN'T EVEN READ MY OWN WRITING.
(SILAS) MEANWHILE, REGGIE AND PHILLIP
STUMBLED ONTO A PECULIAR ITEM OF INTEREST.
(COMPUTER - MUSIC) STAR BURSTS IN A BOX!
THE ULTIMATE IN CHRISTMAS SPECTACLE!
OH, PHILLIP!
IF THIS DOESN'T PUT US OVER THE TOP, NOTHING WILL!
PLUG IT IN AND LET IT GO.
MY PATENTED HELIUM BALLOON TAKES 500 POUNDS OF FIREWORKS
500 FEET IN THE AIR, ALL ON A SPECIAL TIMER.
FIVE MINUTES LATER, THE SKY EXPLODES!
[***!]
"THE SKY EXPLODES"?
THAT'S BIG!
UH,MAYBE A LITTLE TOO BIG.
PHOOEY.
IN OUR BUSINESS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS "TOO BIG!"
WHAT IF IT'S DANGEROUS?
WE FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET -- HOW COULD IT BE DANGEROUS?
HUH?
UH, I'M NEVER GONNA FIND HER.
IT'S YOU!
IT'S... YOU!
I'VE BEEN SEARCHIN' EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!
MOM, THIS IS MERRY LARRY.
I'M AN ELF.
HA HA HA, I CAN SEE THAT!
HA HA HA!
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBOR.
MRS. CRESPIE.
Y- YEAH - MRS. CRESPIE, BUT -
YOU DIDN'T FINISH TELLING ME WHAT IT WAS THAT...
SHE NEEDS SOME HELP WITH HER HOUSE.
WHAT KINDA HELP?
WELL, COME WITH US AND SEE.
YOU'RE THE BEST CHRISTMAS ELF IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
WOAH.
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A FIXER UPPER.
POOR MRS. CRESPIE.
SHE'S LOST EVERYTHING.
WE'VE BEEN DOING ALL WE CAN.
I'VE BEEN SELLING THE CHRISTMAS CARDS TO RAISE SOME MONEY,
BUT, I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING MORE WE COULD DO TO HELP.
(SILAS) WOOSH, THAT WISH WAS A TALL ORDER.
LAWRENCE FIGURED IT'D TAKE A MIRACLE
TO GRANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
BUT, HEY, DEEP DOWN HE KNEW CHRISTINA
WAS JUS' TRYIN' TO GIVE GOD'S LOVE TO MRS. CRESPIE
AND THAT'S A MIGHTY POWERFUL THING.
WELL, WE GOTTA SHINE THE LIGHT OF CHRISTMAS... RIGHT?
WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP.
A PROJECT LIKE THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE!
LIKE HOW MANY PEOPLE?
ONE, TWO, THREE... WAY MORE THAN THREE!
SO... WHERE DO WE GET THEM?
OF COURSE, THAT'S IT!
MR. FLEAGLE'S ALWAYS GETTIN' PEOPLE'S ATTENTION
WITH SOME RAZZLE-DAZZLE.
SO WILL WE!
WE'LL SHINE SOME LIGHT ON SHINING THE LIGHT!
GOODNIGHT, MR. FLEAGLE!
GOOD LUCK WITH MR. CASHBERGER!
OH, THANKS EMMA.
GOOD NIGHT.
UHH...
MR. FLEAGLE! I NEED YOUR HELP.
I GET IT NOW.
EVERYTHING YOU SAID MAKES SENSE!
YOU DO? I-I-IT DOES?
IF YOU WANNA GET ATTENTION,
YOU'VE GOT TO SHINE SOME LIGHT ON IT.
YES. EXACTLY.
SO WE NEED AS MANY LIGHTS AS WE CAN GET.
BLINKING, FLASHING, GLITTERING EVERYWHERE!
ALRIGHT!
YOU WANT TO HELP WITH THE LIGHTS?
OH YEAH, LIGHTS WOULD BE A BIG HELP!
OOOOKAY!
REGGIE AND I HAVE TO PICK UP A SPECIAL PACKAGE.
BUT EVERYTHING'S IN THE LOADING DOCK.
THE TURNIPS CAN HELP YOU.
THEN I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION?
I CAN USE THEM ALL?
OF COURSE!
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
HANG THEM EVERYWHERE YOU CAN.
OH, THANK YOU, MR. FLEAGLE! WOOHOO!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I THINK OUR BUSY LITTLE ELF IS FINALLY COMING AROUND.
OH, GOOD.
LET'S GO GET A SKY FULL OF FIREWORKS!
AH-HA-HA...!
OH GOOD, I WAS HOPING YOU GUYS WOULD TURN UP.
IS THAT A TURNIP JOKE?
MR. FLEAGLE SAID YOU COULD HELP ME.
CHANGE OF PLANS-
WE'RE TAKIN' ALL OF THESE LIGHTS TO A NEW LOCATION.
ALL OF 'EM?
WE DECIDED TO USE THEM FOR MORE THAN MALL DECORATIONS.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE... A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
IS THIS MORE CRAZY ELF TALK?
OH, NO.
WE'RE GONNA LIGHT UP A POOR OLD LADY'S HOUSE
SO THAT PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE CITY CAN SEE IT.
WHEN WE GET DONE, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE IT FROM SPACE!
WELL THEN, LET'S TURN UP THE VOLUME!
(SILAS) IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY
HOW PEOPLE SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE
CAN TOTALLY MISUNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
HERE'S MERRY LARRY RUNNIN' OFF
WITH EVERY OUNCE OF TINSEL, GARLAND
AND MISTLETOES IN THE MALL,
LIKE SOME CRAZED CHRISTMAS ELF BURGLAR MAN.
I'D LOVE TO SET ALL THESE FOLKS STRAIGHT,
BUT HEY, I'M JUST THE NARRATOR, JACK!
[SNORING]
[DING, DING!]
AH, BOGIE AT 12 O'CLOCK!!
WOAH, WOAH!
WE'RE JUST HERE TO PICK UP AN ORDER.
I HAD MY ORDERS TOO, YOU KNOW.
LIVED IN A MUD HUT FOR FIVE MONTHS AND ATE TREE SAP.
I WAS ONE WITH THE JUNGLE.
WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR, OKAY?
WHAT WAR?
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT MY SUMMER VACATION.
OOOOOKAY.
AHH... CAN WE SIGN FOR THIS BOX AND GO?
OH- OH YEAH, YOU'RE THE "STAR BURSTS IN A BOX" GUYS!
LOADS OF FUN!
HUUUUGE EXPLOSION!
THANKS.
JUST KEEP IT IN THE SKY, FELLAS! HAHA...
AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR EARDRUMS.
[UGH, HEE, UGH, AH]
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON MR. CASHBERGER'S FACE
WHEN THIS THING GOES OFF.
YOU SAID IT!
I'LL GO CHECK IN WITH MRS. NETTERBAUM,
YOU FIND THE TURNIPS AND GET THAT STAR BURSTS SET UP!
(MERRY LARRY) HOLD ON, THERE'S A BUTTON HERE SOMEWHERE. OH!
[UGH, HEE, UGH, AH]
THAT'S EVERYTHING.
WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
"STAR BURSTS IN A BOX?"
I LIKE IT!
PUT IT IN THE TRUCK!
MRS. NETTERBAUM...
I JUST SPOKE WITH MR. CASHBERGER.
HE'S ON HIS WAY!
ALREADY?!
I THINK YOU'LL SEE THAT WE'VE PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS
AND USED EVERY TRICK IN THE-- [GASP!!] BOOK...
WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THE MALL IS PICKED CLEAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY,
THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!!
THERE HAS TO BE SOME EXPLANATION.
MERRY LARRY WAS GOING TO HANG EVEN MORE--
AH HA! THERE'S THE EXPLANATION.
EVERYWHERE THAT GUY GOES, DISASTER!
HE TOOK ALL OUR LIGHTS
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TAKE THE COMPETITION!
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE LAWRENCE.
WELL ALL OF OUR HOPES AND DREAMS HAVE GONE UP IN SMOKE.
I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T DONE WRECKING OUR TRAIN!
COULD THERE HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF A...
A MIX UP?
MAYBE THE TURNIPS TOOK 'EM DOWN FOR REPAIRS?
WELL, I'M NOT....
MAYBE THEY'RE IN THE ELECTRICAL ROOM?
UM...
NO WAIT... MAYBE LOST AND FOUND...
AHH...
OR THE STORAGE AND REPAIR ROOM!?
YEAH! TH-THAT'S GOT TO BE IT!!!
MERRRY LARRRY!!!!
LIGHTS! I NEED LIGHTS!
WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS??!
WH-WH-WHAT'S THIS...
AHHHH! UNGH! AHHHH!
[CRASH!]
WOOOOOAHHHHH!
MR. FLEAGLE?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
NO, GEORGE. I'M NOT ALRIGHT.
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING.
IT'S GOTTA BE IN HERE...
HUH?
OHHH...
BAAA BAAA!
HEE HAW HEE HAW!
I FOUND THE OTHER BOX OF DECORATIONS.
CAN I HELP WITH THE LIGHTS?
HA HA, I'VE GOT IT SON.
YOU TAKE CARE OF THE NATIVITY.
TELL ME THE STORY AGAIN, MOM!
HMM, HOW DOES THAT START?
MOM!
HA HA, I REMEMBER NOW...
A LONG TIME AGO, THERE WAS A MAN NAMED JOSEPH,
WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY A GIRL NAMED MARY.
BUT FIRST THEY HAD TO GO TOGETHER
TO THE CITY OF BETHLEHEM TO PAY THEIR TAXES.
MARY HAD A BABY IN HER TUMMY,
AND JOSEPH LOOKED FOR A PLACE FOR THEM TO STAY.
BUT THERE WAS NO ROOM FOR THEM IN THE INN.
SO...SO...SO THEY HAD TO SLEEP IN THE STABLE
WHERE THE ANIMALS LIVED.
BAAA BAAA! HEE HAW! HEE HAW!
WHEN THE BABY WAS BORN,
MARY WRAPPED HIM UP AND LAID HIM IN THE MANGER.
NEARBY, THERE WERE SHEPHERDS IN THE FIELDS,
WATCHIN' OVER THEIR SHEEP.
WHOAH!
AND THAT'S WHEN THE ANGEL APPEARED!
WELL, THE SHEPHERDS WERE VERY SCARED!
I WOULDN'T BE SCARED OF AN ANGEL.
ESPECIALLY IF HE WAS SUPER BRIGHT.
THE ANGEL TOLD THEM THE GOOD NEWS.
"TODAY, IN BETHLEHEM, THE SAVIOR IS BORN FOR YOU!
YOU WILL FIND HIM WRAPPED IN CLOTH AND LYING IN A MANGER."
WHEN WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS,
WE REMEMBER THE DAY JESUS WAS BORN.
DON'T EVER FORGET THAT, PHILLIP.
BUT I THINK I DID FORGET.
DID YOU FIND ANY LIGHTS?
NO...
I- I FOUND SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.
AH, DON'T YOU WRECK THE TRAIN NOW,
WE NEED THE LIGHTS!
NO, REGGIE, THAT'S JUST IT.
CHRISTMAS DOESN'T NEEDS LIGHTS, OR SNOW,
OR ANY OF THAT OTHER STUFF.
THAT'S ALL OKAY,
BUT IT'S NOT WHAT MAKES CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS.
THIS IS.
DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PHILLIP.
OR SHOULD I SAY, "MERRY PHILLIP!"
DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT.
HA!
HOO BOY! HA, HA! NOW THIS IS GETTING GOOD!.
BUT Y'KNOW WHAT?
PHILLIP'S NOT THE ONLY BULB WITH A BRIGHT IDEA!
HEE HEE!
IT'S FEELING LIKE CHRISTMAS MORE EVERY MINUTE!
♪ GET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN, ♪
♪ YOUR UNDIE'S ON DISPLAY!! ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA LA, LA LA DEE DA LA SOMETHING CHRISTMAS DAY! ♪
OKAY, HEAD ELF. WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT ON SOME SUNGLASSES.
[ZZZZTTTTTT!]
♪ ♪
[SCREECH!] WOW!
OH...I... I GOTTA CALL YA BACK.
I- I'M TOO AWESTRUCK WITH CHILDLIKE WONDER.
[SCREECH!] WOW!
YOU GUYS SURE KNOW HOW TO TURN-UP THE BRIGHTNESS.
I NEVER GET TIRED OF TURNIP JOKES.
WEATHER COPTER FIVE HERE.
TRAFFIC IS STOPPED DUE TO SOME AMAZING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO GET DOWN HERE AND SEE THIS!
423 TO TOWER, WE ARE GETTING BLINDED...
HOUSTON, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
♪ ♪
HI EVERYONE! THANKS FOR COMING!
CHRISTINA'S NEIGHBOR, MRS. CRESPIE, NEEDS OUR HELP!
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?!
IT'S JUST DECORATIONS.
SHE STILL DOESN'T HAVE A HOUSE.
WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF HELP FIXING IT UP.
WHAT DO YA SAY?!
(SILAS) WHY THEM LIGHTS HAD PULLED FOLKS IN
LIKE THEY WAS SKEETERS AND JUNE BUGS,
BUT NOW THAT BROKEN DOWN HOUSE
WAS A-TUGGIN' AT THEIR HEART STRINGS.
EH! I'VE-EH GOT SOME EXTRA LUMBER IN MY TRUCK -
I THINK I COULD- EH PITCH IN.
THAT'S GREAT!
OH! I GOT SOME TOOLS IN MY TRUCK.
I THINK I COULD PUT IN SOME OVERTIME.
ME TOO.
I'D LOVE TO HELP!
REALLY?!
SPREADING CHRISTMAS JOY IS FUN!
I SAVED UP SOME ALLOWANCE.
ME TOO!
I'VE GOT AN EXTRA COUCH.
YOU WERE RIGHT, MERRY LARRY.
THIS WAS TOO BIG OF A JOB FOR JUST THREE PEOPLE.
HEH, HEH, HEH!
WE'LL ALL SHOW UP TO TAKE THESE DECORATIONS BACK DOWN.
COME JUNE OR JULY.
AFTER ALL, IT'S KINDA TACKY
IF YOU LEAVE 'EM HANGIN' UP ALL YEAR.
FORGIVE THE DELAY, MR. CASHBERGER.
IT'S... IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET...
WELL, YOU CAN'T KEEP ME WAITING OUTSIDE MY OWN MALL!
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS!
WE'RE DOING A LOT... IN SECRET.
TOP SECRET! HIDDEN AWAY!
IT'S ALL PART OF A GRAND, EH... SURPRISE--
IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY!
NO LIGHTS AT ALL??
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.
WE TEND TO FORGET WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT SOMETIMES, DON'T WE?
YES SIR, WE DO.
YOU KNOW, I MAY BE THE "KING OF THE MALL,"
BUT HE IS THE "KING OF THEM ALL."
YOU'RE BOTH THE "KING OF THE MALL?"
EH... NO, "KING OF THEM ALL."
OF THE MALL.
LISTEN CLOSELY.
"THEM. ALL."
TWO DIFFERENT WORDS.
HOW CAN YOU BOTH BE "KING OF THE MALL?"
WE'RE NOT!
"KING. OF. THEM. ALL." LISTEN!
YOU'RE SAYING THE SAME THING.
I'M NOT SAYING-- OH, NEVER MIND!
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
THIS IS A VERY MEANINGFUL CHRISTMAS DISPLAY!
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS NATIVITY SET IN OVER 15 YEARS,
WHEREVER DID YOU FIND IT?
YOU MEAN YOU'RE O.K.
WITHOUT ALL THE FLASH AND ALL THE LIGHTS?
OH, OF COURSE NOT. ARE YOU KIDDING?
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
HA, I MEAN REALLY...
A MALL NEEDS LIGHTS AT CHRISTMAS, DON'T YOU THINK?
I'M SORRY.
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL STATEMENT, PHILLIP.
BUT I'M NOT SURE I'D HIRE YOU BOYS AGAIN.
MR. FLEAGLE, I THINK I FOUND OUT WHERE ALL THE LIGHTS WENT.
IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS.
IS THAT MY NEPHEW?
AND SO HOW MANY LIGHTS WOULD YOU SAY YOU'VE USED HERE?
MILLIONS...BILLIONS.
MAYBE A MILLION BILLION!
ALL I CAN TELL YA IS THAT IT'S ENOUGH TO FILL A MALL!
I SHOULD REALLY THANK PHILLIP FLEAGLE
AND SPRING VALLEY MALL FOR THEIR DONATION.
IT WAS THE BEST WAY TO GET THE CITY'S ATTENTION...
TO CALL FOR HELP!
AND IT LOOKS LIKE HELP CAME.
HERE SHE IS!
WH- WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE ON MY LAWN?
MRS. CRESPIE, WE'RE GIVING YOU A NEW HOUSE.
OH, CHRISTINA...!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
WHY'D YOU DO IT, LAWRENCE?
JUST LETTING GOD'S LOVE SHINE THROUGH!
I HEAR YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE SURPRISE LEFT FOR US TODAY.
THAT'S RIGHT!
THE STAR BURSTS IN A BOX.
SO, WHAT DOES THIS DO?
AH-TH-TH-THE STAR BURSTS IN A BOX!!
THE STAR-WHAT IN A WHAT?
AHHH!!!
LAWRENCE TOOK THE SECRET WEAPON!
AND HE TURNED IT ON!
THAT MEANS THE TIMER IS ON
AND IT'S GONNA SET OFF 500 POUNDS OF FIREWORKS ANY MINUTE,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE PORCH!
THEY'RE GONNA BURN THAT LADY'S HOUSE DOWN ALL OVER AGAIN!
AW, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU OVER-CHARGED THIS ONE TODAY, DID YA SAM?
OH, COME ON!
OKAY, GUILTY! OVERCHARGED IT AGAIN!
GOOD! I THINK THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED.
I'VE GOT A CHRISTMAS TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
[ZOOM, SCREECH, ZOOM!]
[DING!]
THE WALLS ARE UP, THE CARPET IS ALMOST-EH FINISHED
AND SOMEONE JUST-EH SHOWED UP WITH A NEW BED!
FANTASTIC!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WAKING UP ON -EH CHRISTMAS MORNING
IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, MA'AM.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
NOTHING CAN STOP THIS FROM BEING THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
STOP!!
[CRASH!]
MR. FLEAGLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SCISSORS! I NEED SCISSORS!
MR. FLEAGLE, DON'T DO THAT!
NO TIME!
[***!]
THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT.
♪♪
THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD HELPER, LAWRENCE. ...
AND FOR SHOWING ME WHAT SHINING THE LIGHT OF CHRISTMAS
WAS ALL ABOUT.
GIVING THE LOVE GOD GAVE TO YOU.
THERE'S NO BETTER GIFT THAN THAT.
YOU STOPPED US FROM GOING UP IN A FIERY BLAZE,
WHICH IS ALSO A NICE GIFT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. FLEAGLE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY LARRY.
EH, UH...
I THOUGHT THIS PLACE COULD USE A LITTLE SNOW.
WHAT?
I THOUGHT THIS PLACE COULD USE A LITTLE SNOW!
THANKS, REGGIE.
OH, HEY UNCLE C!
LAWRENCE, PHILLIP, BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU,
YOU'VE MADE QUITE A MESS OF MY MALL...
BUT I'M VERY IMPRESSED BY THE WORK YOU'VE DONE HERE!
I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU TWO IN CHARGE OF FINDING WAYS
SPRING VALLEY MALL CAN HELP THE COMMUNITY ALL YEAR LONG!
THAT SOUNDS GREAT!
WE'D LOVE THAT!
HOW DOES, "MANAGERS OF COMMUNITY OUTREACH" SOUND TO YOU?
CAN I MAKE IT "MERRY MANAGER OF COMM--?"
SOUNDS FANTASTIC!
MR. CASHBERGER, WE UNDERSTAND IT WAS SPRING VALLEY MALL
THAT'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS AMAZING EFFORT!
OH YES. A WONDERFUL PLACE. CHARMING!
STAFFED BY VERY CARING PEOPLE!
TELL US A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOUR HOLIDAY HOURS...
(SILAS) AIN'T NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
"SHINING BRIGHT" WAS ALWAYS PHILLIP'S BIDNESS.
NOW THAT LITTLE FELLER KNOWS
THAT THERE AIN'T NO BETTER WAY TO SHINE
THAN TO LET GOD'S LOVE SHINE THROUGH YOU!
♪ CHRISTMAS SHINES IN YOU AND ME, ♪
♪ BUT NOT IN BOXES 'ROUND THE TREE. ♪
♪ IT WILL SHINE MOST BRIGHT AND TRUE, ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GIVE THE LOVE GOD GAVE TO YOU. ♪
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