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Lucho, how could this happen?
You’re 30 years old. We have Social networks now! We’re in the 21st century! Text messages…
…How come you haven’t gotten laid?
Yeah, banging, getting your rocks off, eating some clams… having a ***.
When are you going to bring some girlfriend along?
I’m working on it, mom.
Dude, are you a really a ***?
You would want to stop being a *** on your birthday, right?
Well, that gives us twelve hours and twenty-four minutes to achieve our goal.
There is no time to lose
Welcome to Toronja Store. Can I help you?
Sir! Yes, sir!
You’re Sofía Saez. Aren’t you?
Yes my little otaku teen girlfriend!
Everybody’s coming to the comic book store for sure…
...because they can see such a pretty clerk like Sofia Saez!
You’re just a poor *** who can’t tell a *** from a ***! Got it?
Are you sure you’re ready for this?
Somebody has to do something.
I assure you I’m the nerdiest nerd ever.
I’ll see you in hell, candy boys!
I want to ***, and I want to *** now!
Are you nerd enough to accept the challenge?
THE BIGGEST NERD ADVENTURE EVER TOLD