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"Awesome Video Games"
"Video games are awesome"
"Awesome Video Games"
"Video games are awesome"
"Awesome Video Games"
"Video games are awesome" Yeah!!!!
Hey dudes and dudettes, welcome back to Awesome Video Games.
-I'm Chet! -And I'm Ace!
Today on Awesome Video Games...
Boys! There'll be no computer gaming show today.
Your cousin Lester is coming for a visit!
Bogus!!
"Awesome Video Games"
Dudes and dudettes, we apparently have a cousin.
His name is Lester.
Be sure to make him feel welcome boys.
Well, I'm off.
Lester... Lester...
Oh! I've heard about him!
I heard he won't take out the trash!
Won't take out the trash!?
Lester's one bad dude.
Yeah, and he's always grounded.
One time, his Mom told him to mow the lawn...
He told her to 'get lost'.
Yeah, plus, he's got this really sweet bike that he takes off jumps
bigger than like, this house!
What bike can do that?
It's a sweet bike, Ace.
Lester sounds like one bad dude.
You're tellin' me Ace,
he listens to tapes with swear words in them.
*gasp* Which ones?
Whatever ones I can get my hands on.
Whoa!!
"Video games are awesome"
That's right. I get cassettes with dirty words in the songs.
I get a new tape every month; Columbia House.
But, don't you need a parent or guardian's
permission to sign up? Plus a major credit card?
Just gotta think creatively, man.
I just made up some numbers.
That works!
Did you really jump a house, Lester?
Heck yeah I did! On my Kuwahara.
And on the way down, with my basket,
hit a kid in the head, took his Slurpee,
then drove, no handed, and when I was done,
took the empty cup and threw it in a ditch.
Do you know why? I don't empty the trash.
I have a propensity for skipping chores.
'C-'Cause I'm Lester. I'm an overdose of danger
in an acid-wash jacket. And like the bears,
I'm b-b-b-b-b-bad news.
Whoa, that was really detailed.
Yeah, he's a really bad dude.
"Awesome Video Games"
So, what do you guys do for fun around here, huh?
Well, we play video games mostly.
Woah, I see that actually, yeah.
I just noticed that on the way in.
"That's pretty awesome" Yeah.
"You guys, you guys look pretty good, huh?"
"Couple of junior game counsellors here."
*laughs* I can only hope.
-Yeah, if I get into school. -"That's cool."
I guess you guys, ah... use codes, then?
Codes, like the numbers they give you when you beat levels?
"Yeah, like that,"
only times a million.
-"Wow!" -"Whoa!"
"Video games are awesome"
Codes, are the ultimate man. You can be invincible,
unlimited p-p-p-p-powerups, all the g-g-g-g-guns,
multiple ships, p-p-p-powerups,
make the sky turn purple, escape through walls,
all the weapons, pass through pipe-pipe-pip-pi-i-pes,
pow-pow-pow, unlimited p-p-p-powerups,
p-p-p-p-pipes, powerups, po-po-po,
g-g-g-g-guns, pipes, pipes, pipes.
The world, is your oyster, with this.
What is that!? -"This is it my friends."
This is Galoob's hottest.
It's got a 128-pin fast back connector
and a book of goodness here that'll take your
gaming to the next level.
"Whoa!"
I wanna try it!
You guys ready? -"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!"
-Take the plunge... -Whoa, oh, whoa!
-Oh. Come on! -Yeah.
-"Whoa!" -*coughs*
-Ace, I did it! I beat Mario! -Whoa! Let me try! Let me try!
*coughs* I beat it too! Ha-ha!
"Video games are awesome"
-*coughs* -It's pretty good, eh? Smooth. Yeah...
-Whoa, thanks Lester! -Yeah.
No problem guys! I'll let you go out,
crack some more games open here. Try some more codes.
I'm gonna go off, pop a wheelie
and actively avoid some chores.
Wow! Let's do some more codes! -Yeah, do this one, this one. Yeah.
"Video games are awesome"
Subtitles by: Alex Grace
-I'm Chet! -*laughs*
-"Go!" -But, don't you need a parent or guardian's
permission to sign up? Plus a major credit card?
Just gotta think creatively, man.
I just made up some numbers.
*laughs*
That worked! Did you- *laughs* -*laughs*
'Cause I'm Lester. And I'm evil! -*laughs*
I'm the rebel in acid-wash, and like the bears,
I am bad news.
I'm a balding rebel in acid-wash. *laughs* -"OK."
I'm gonna go off, pop a wheelie
and actively avoid some chores.
-Wow! *laughs* -See you guys later on.