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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
I AM KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO
STAIRS AT YOU.
LET'S GO TO ANDY LEVY.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> GET A GRIP, AMERICA.
COMING UP, ARE RICH PEOPLE
MORE LIKELY TO LIE AND CHEAT?
YES, WE ARE.
I AM KIDDING OF COURSE.
NOT ABOUT THE YES PART, BUT
ABOUT THE WE PART.
WHY ARE COMPANIES DROPPING THE
SPONSORSHIP OF RUSH LIMB ABOUT
YOU'S STORY?
IT IS THE STORY I AM SICK OF
AND WE HAVEN'T COVERED IT UP.
AND THEY WILL STOP PRODUCTION
OF THE CHEVY VOLT FOR FIVE
WEEKS.
>> THANK YOU, ANDY.
>> HAPPY SUPER TUESDAY.
>> WE WILL TALK ABOUT THAT
LATER IN THE SHOW.
>> I KNOW.
>> IT SEEMS SILLY TO TALK
ABOUT IT NOW.
>> I KNOW.
>> IT IS ALMOST LIKE YOU DID
THIS TO AVOID TALKING ABOUT
ANYTHING.
>> I KNOW.
>> WELL PLAYED.
>> I KNOW.
>> GO AWAY.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUESTS.
SHE IS SO HOT SHE SLEEPS IN AN
OVEN MITT.
IT IS LEEANN TWEEDEN.
AND HE HAS BEEN SLEEPING IN
OUR STUDIO SINCE FRIDAY AND
WEARING THE SAME SHIRT, GAVIN
McGUINNESS.
AND HIS BOOK HOW TO [BLEEP] IN
PUBLIC COMES OUT IN MARCH AND
IT IS TERRIBLE -- LY
WONDERFUL.
I AM HALFWAY THROUGH AND ENJOY
EVERY DISGUSTING PAGE.
IT IS NOT FOR CHILDREN.
AND WRITER AND COMEDIAN JESSE
JOYCE.
HIS LATEST CD IS CALLED
PRO-JOYCE.
IT IS SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES
THAT NOBODY LIKES.
?I WAY.
ANYWAY.
AND SHE IS CHAIRMAN OF THE
BOARD OF THE AMERICAN SAW SAY
TEE OF THE TOTALLY ADORABLE.
IT IS FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR AND
WRITER FOR "THE DAILY
CALLER."
BEFORE WE GO TO THE FIRST
STORY.
WHERE CAN PEOPLE GET YOUR
ANDREW BREITBAR T-SHIRT?
>> I AM SELLING THEM NOW AT
STREET CARNAGE.COM.
AND I AM DONATING 100% OF THE
PROCEEDS TO BREITBART'S
FAMILY.
>> SO IT IS SO?
BECAUSE THAT IS HIS FAVORITE
SAYING AND STREET CARNAGE
DOTS.
>> -- STREET CARNAGE.COM.
>> YES.
>> OKAY.
>>> IT IS HERE LIKE SOMETHING
THAT WASN'T HERE, BUT NOW IT
IS.
I SPEAK OF SUPER TUESDAY OR
SUESDAY AS THE KIDS LIKE TO
CALL IT.
CAUCUS VOTING KICKING OFF IN
10 STATES THAT I THINK IS HALF
THE COUNTRY.
I DON'T KNOW.
I AM ALREADY BOARD WITH THIS
STORY.
AND WITH 437 DELEGATES AT
STAKE IT IS FAIR TO SAY THIS
COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT
DAY IN THE HISTORY OF THIS
GREAT NATION. SO WILL TUESDAY
BE I GOT THE BLUES DAY FOR
RICK SANTORUM?
THAT SEEMS TO BE THE VIEW OF
MANY HIGH-PROFILE
REPUBLICANS.
IF THE FORMER SENATOR LOSES
OHIO HIS CAMPAIGN WILL GO
BYE-BYEO.
YES, IT TOOK AN HOUR TO COME
UP WITH THAT ONE.
THE RACE IS TOO CLOSE TO
CALL.
EVEN IF SOME ARGUE THE BITTER
NOMINATION BATTLE 1* HURTING
THE PARTY AND SANTORUM SHOULD
GET OUT IF HE LOSES THE
BUCKEYE STATE.
BUT SANTORUM SCOFFED AT THE
IDEA AND SAID, QUOTE, WE HAVE
A LONG, LONG WAY TO GO.
FOR ANALYSIS LET'S GO LIVE TO
THE SUPER TUESDAY ELECTION
COMMAND CENTER.
>> THIS IS WHY THIS THING WILL
NEVER END.
NOBODY IS DOING ANY WORK.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WHEN WILL THIS END?
WILL SANTORUM DROP OUT AND
BECOME THE LIGHT FOR THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY?
>> I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO PAIN
PAINSTAKINGLY BREAK DOWN EACH
DELEGATE AND HOW THEY ARE
PORTIONED.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU MAY END
UP WITH A MIXED RESULT AGAIN.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL COME OUT
WITH MOST OF THE HEADLINES,
BUT THERE COULD BE A SPLIT IN
THE DELEGATES AND ENOUGH TO
KEEP NEWT GOING AND SANTORUM
GOING.
>> THANK GOD FOR THAT.
JESSE, HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING
POLITICS FOR 30 OR 40 YEARS.
THIS IS YOUR BREAD AND
BUTTER.
HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THIS?
>> YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT
AFTER FIVE MONTHS OF COMING ON
THIS SHOW AND HAVING TO
RESEARCH [BLEEP] ABOUT
GINGRICH AND IT WILL BE THE
GUY EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WE
COULD HAVE DONE DUDES WHO
STAPLE THEIR DONGS TO THEIR
LEG LIKE WE DO AT THE END OF
THE SHOW?
I SPENT ALL OF THIS TIME
LEARNING THIS NONSENSE FOR
NOTHING.
>> I THINK WE LEARNED A LOT
ABOUT THE CANDIDATES.
WE HAD TO TO GO THROUGH THE
PROCESS.
AM I RIGHT?
>> YOU ARE RIGHT.
I AM SICK OF IT.
I WOULD WISH THEY WOULD JUST
GO WITH ONE PERSON SO THE
FIGHTING WOULD STOP AND
SOMEBODY FOCUS ON BEATING
OBAMA WHOEVER IT IS.
BUT PRETTY SOON LET'S PICK ONE
GUY.
>> GAVIN, LOOK AT THIS.
THIS WAS A MUD FIGHT.
IT WAS NOT JUST A MUD FIGHT.
IT WAS A MUD FIGHT ADORED BY
THE MEDIA.
IT GOT WORSE.
WHEN OBAMA RAN, I'M SURE YOU
DON'T REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE
YOU WERE HIGH.
THERE WAS NOTHING THAT STUCK.
AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?
>> IT WAS A LOT MORE BORING
BECAUSE IT WAS THE SAME STORY
ABOUT THE MESSIAH.
>> AND THERE WAS NO MUD.
>> SANTORUM HAD MUD IN HIS OWN
AD.
IT WAS NOT A SMART MOVE.
SHE SAID LET'S CUT THE CRAP IT
IS ROMNEY.
AND THEN SOMEBODY SAID, YOU
HIPOCRITE.
YOU SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM
FOUR YEARS AGO AND SHE SAID,
SO.
>> THAT'S THE THING.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE
REPUBLICANS AND THE DEMOCRAT
IS THERE WAS NO CHAPERON ON
THIS LONG DATE.
THERE WAS NOBODY THERE TO GO,
CAN YOU GET YOUR HANDS-OFF
NEWT?
GET YOUR HANDS-OFF RON PAUL.
>> WITH THE DEMOCRATS IT WAS
INVENTED BY THE MEDIAMENT THE
STORY LINE WAS LIKE, OH MY
GOSH, TWO AMAZING HISTORIC
CHOICES, HOW CAN WE GO WRONG?
THAT WAS THE STORY LINE WHEN
THEY WEREN'T OCCASIONALLY
BEATING HILLARY UP, BUT OBAMA
GOT ALMOST NONE OF IT.
THERE IS A SATISFACTION WITH
MITT.
THAT'S WHERE THIS COMES FROM.
>> AND I HAVE TO SAY, PEOPLE
ARE *** MITT ROMNEY.
HE DOESN'T CONNECT WITH THE
COMMON MAN.
HAVE YOU CONNECTED WITH THE
COMMON MAN?
HE IS NOT VERY NICE.
A COMMON MAN TRIED TO ATTACK
ME LAST NIGHT.
>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ALL I CAN SAY IS SINCE WHEN IS
IT NOT THE AMERICAN DREAM TO
BE SUCCESSFUL AND HAVE MONEY
AND TO DO WELL?
SINCE WHEN DO YOU VILLA FIE
SOMEBODY IN AMERICA FOR BEING
SUCCESSFUL?
MY WIFE HAS A UM COULD CARS.
I THINK THAT IS COOL.
I STRIVE TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND
TO DO WILL.
TO DO WO BE A
MULTIMILLIONAIRE AND OWN
COMPANIES HIRE PEOPLE AND
EMPLOY PEOPLE.
WHEN WAS THAT A BAD THING?
WHEN DID THAT TURN BAD?
>> WHEN DID YOU START
DEMONIZING THE RICH.
>> MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T GET
ATTACKED SO FREQUENTLY IF YOU
DIDN'T LEAVE YOUR DRAPES OPEN
AND WALK AROUND PANTLESS LIKE
YOU DO.
>> IT IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY
SO MUCH. WHEN THE LIBERALS DO
THAT, THEY END UP DOING MORE
HARM THAN BAD FOR THEMSELVES.
PEOPLE GO, TWO CADILLACS,
COOL.
>> AND ROMNEY HOSTED CADILLACS
AND MICHELLE OBAMA HAS A
COUPLE OF COMPANIES.
>> IT IS NOT THE MONEY.
IT IS THE MORMON.
>> I ACTUALLY THINK IT IS
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CONNECT.
THERE IS NO -- THERE IS
NOTHING THERE.
>> MORMONNISM TEACHES YOU --
WELL I AM NOT A MORMON, BUT IT
TEACHES YOU TO BE HUMBLE.
THIS GUY HAS A PROBLEM
EXTOLLING HIS VIRTUE.
>> HE HAS NO SWAGGER.
>> HE HAS NO SWAGGER.
>> WE HAVE A GUY --
>> I WANT NONSWAGGER.
I WANT COMPLETE -- I WANT
CALVIN COOLIDGE WITH GL HAIR.
>> -- GREAT HAIR.
>> THE THING ABOUT OBAMA AND
ROMNEY, OBAMA HAS THE SWAGGER,
BUT IS NOT A GOOD PRESIDENT.
MITT WOULD RUN THE COUNTRY
LIKE A BUSINESS WHICH IS WHAT
WE NEED.
>> I THINK WE HAVE BEATEN THIS
INTO THE GROUND.
WHO KNEW IT WOULD GO THIS
LONG?
>>> FROM VOTING TO DO MOATING,
ARE THOSE WITH LOOT LIKELY TO
DUPE?
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY,
FOLKS ARE LIKELY TO CHEAT, LIE
AND TAKE CANDY FROM CHILDREN.
PSYCH JISES AT BERKELEY,
SURPRISE, AND THE UNIVERSITY
OF TORONTO CAME TO THEIR
CONCLUSIONS AFTER A SERIES OF
EXPERIMENTS.
FOR EXAMPLE DRIVERS OF
MERCEDES AND BMW'S CUTOFF MORE
PEOPLE THAN THOSE WHO DRIVE
CAMRYS ORCA ROLL LAWS.
OR COROLLAS.
AND FINALLY WHEN GIVEN A JAR
OF CANDY AND TOLD THEY COULD
TAKE SOME EVEN THOUGH IT WAS
FOR CHILDREN IN A NEARBY LAB
THEY SMASHED THE JAR ON THE
HEAD OF A WEEPING INFANT.
THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
THEY JUST TOOK MORE CANDY THAN
ANYBODY ELSE.
ACCORDING TO ONE EGGHEAD, IT
SUGGESTS THAT RICHER PEOPLE
ARE LESS CONCERNED WITH WHAT
OTHERS THINK OF THEIR ACTIONS
THAN POORER PEOPLE.
LET'S GO LIVE TO SOMEONE WHO
KNOWS A LOT ABOUT STEALING
SQUIRREL BURGER.
>> SOMEBODY IN THE HOUSEKEEPS
STEALING MY FOOD.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH OF THE
ROOMMATES IT IS.
EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND THERE
IS FOOD MISSING.
I AM REALLY GETTING SICK OF
IT.
I PAY A LOT FOR THESE
GROCERIES.
>> WELL DONE SQUIRREL
BURGLAR.
WE COVERED THIS IN THE EARLIER
TOPIC.
I AM NOT EVEN SURE WE COVERED
IT NOW.
WE CREATED AN ENVIRONMENT, AND
YOU ARE A WEALTHY DRUG DEALER,
THAT IT IS NOW EASY TO
DEMONIZE PEOPLE WHO ARE
SUCCESSFUL.
>> IT IS NOT JUST EASY, IT IS
FUN.
THIS IS LIKE CAT ANYBODY FOR
THE -- CATNIP FOR THE MEDIA.
THERE ARE THESE SOCIAL
PSYCHOLOGY THINGS BEING
FRAUDULENT.
THERE IS A GUY WHO WAS CAUGHT
DOING 150 STUDIES OR
SOMETHING.
THE MEDIA LOVES THEM.
AND THAT BEING SAID I WILL
TAKE A TOOTSIE ROLL FROM YOUR
BABY AT ANYTIME.
>> WHY.
THEY WILL FORGET?
TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY,
THAT'S TRUE.
THE RICH ARE COMPASSIONATE TO
SAVE YOUR BABY FROM CHOKING.
>> THE KID WILL HAVE A MELT
DOWN IF HE HAS THAT MUCH
SUGAR.
TRAGIC.
>> GREG, WHAT YOU FORGOT TO
MENTION IS THEY SAID IT IN THE
STORY THAT IT IS RICH PEOPLE
DRIVING MERCEDES AND BMW'S AND
PRIUSES.
I DIDN'T PUT PRIUS IN THE
GROUP OF RICH PEOPLE GENERALLY
BECAUSE WHEN I CUTOFF A PRIUS
THEY TEND TO HONK AND GIVE ME
THE ONE FINGER SALUTE LIKE
"I'M NUMBER ONE" SO I DON'T
THINK THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE
TRYING TO RUN YOU OVER.
LET'S BE FAIR.
WHEN THEY SAID DO YOU WNT SOME
CANDY?
WE HAVE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
IT IS NOT FAIR TO GO, TAKE
SOME CANDY AND THEN GET
SLAPPED ON THE HAND WHEN YOU
DO.
>> ON THE OTHER HAND AS A POOR
COMEDIAN DO YOU FIND YOU TEND
TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS IN MOST
SITUATIONS?
FOR EXAMPLE YOU RARELY STEEL
FROM THE REGISTER WHEN YOU
WORK AT CHESS KING.
>> NO, THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
MAYBE I WOULD BE LESS BROKE IF
YOU DIDN'T CRAP ON MY CD EVERY
TIME YOU PROMOTED.
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THE
HIPPIE, I AM NOT SHOCKED HE
HAS A SQUIRREL PROBLEM IN HIS
HOUSE.
WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS
THIS IS MISLEADING.
IF YOU READ THE STUDY IT
DIDN'T SAY THE RICH TOOK CANDY
FROM CHILDREN.
IT SAYS THEY WERE GIVEN A JAR
OF CANDY THAT WERE TOLD WAS
FOR THIRN.
CHILDREN.
THERE WERE NOT CHILDREN THERE
SO THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE
TAKING CANDY FROM CHILDREN.
IN REALITY THERE WERE SECRET
MODERATORS WERE POSING AS
CHILDREN WHICH I IMAGINE HOW
MOST OF YOUR CHAT ROOMS GO.
>> LAST QUESTION ABOUT THIS.
RHETORIC OF CLASS WARFARE
TURNS INTO REAL WARFARE,
DOESN'T IT?
>> NO, ONCE YOU GET A CABIN IN
THE WOODS.
NO ONE KNOWS RICH PEOPLE.
WE DON'T TELL PEOPLE WE ARE
RICH BECAUSE THEY WOULD TAX US
TO DEATH.
IN THE 50s IT IS LIKE,
WOO-HOO I'M RICH.
NOW I THINK I AM THE ONLY ONE
THAT FRATERNIZEKS WITH THE
COMMONERS.
ONCE ONCE YOU TAKE CARE OF THE
SQUIRREL PROBLEM IN THE
APARTMENT.
>> HE CALLED THE TREE A
PENTHOUSE.
ISN'T THAT CUTE?
HE IS WAY UP THERE.
IT IS CALLED GAVIN'S
CLUBHOUSE, AND IT SAYS NO
GIRLS ALLOWED AND THE S IS
BACKWARDS.
>> IT IS A LITTLE PENTHOUSE.
>> AND THE SKIRL IS HIS ONLY
FRIEND.
>>> FROM THE RICH TO THE
RUSH.
CRITICS WHALE AND SPONSORS
BAIL.
ADVERTISERS ARE ABANDONING
LIMBAUGH OVER INSULTS.
IT WAS AIMED AT REPRODUCTIVE
RIGHTS ACTIVIST SANDRA FLOOK.
NINE SPONSORS HAVE SPLIT
INCLUDING AOL AND ALL STATE.
OVER THE WEEKEND RUSH ISSUED A
STATEMENT UH APOLOGIZING AND
THEN HE ADDRESSED THE STIR.
>> THIS WAS THE MISTAKE I
MADE.
IN FIGHTING THEM ON THIS ISSUE
LAST WEEK I BECAME LIKE THEM.
I DESCENDED TO THEIR LEVEL
WHEN I USED TWO THOSE WORDS TO
DESCRIBE SANDRA FLOOK.
I APOLOGIZE FOR USING THOSE
TWO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HER.
I DO NOT THINK SHE IS EITHER
OF THOSE TWO WORDS.
>> YOU ARE TO APOLOGIZE
BECAUSE IT WAS FLOOK AND KNOTS
FLOOK.
THEY BELIEVED CONTRACEPTION
CAP COST AS MUCH AS $3,000.
LIMBAUGH'S APOLOGY CHANGES
NOTHING.
SURPRISED?
>> I DON'T THINK A STATEMENT
LIKE THIS ISSUED SAYING HIS
CHIT OF WORDS WAS NOT THE BEST
P.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT STATEMENT
IS ISSUED AND HE IS UNDER SIG
PRESIDENT CAY PRESSURE FROM
HIS SPONSORS WHO HAVE BEGUN TO
PULL THEIR SUPPORT.
>> YOU KNOW WHO IS UNAWARE OF
THE CONTINUE CONTROVERSY?
SHELL GANG CAT.