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Alright
Cyrus here
It's fuggin late
and I'm reviewing pizza at 2am
No, I am not ***, but the other boys at Rantech Radio are being lazy ***
and are not uploading anything. So that means I need to take things in my own hands!
So here i am with a f**kton of pizza and breadsticks.
All from a little place called Toppers Pizza
You should really call these guys and just listen to their silly machine
It is actually pretty silly and sounds like something out of Futurama or something.
FYI: I F**king HATE automated machines 99% of the time...I'm a computer technician...
I don't listen to computers and machines, i tell them what to do!!
Even at 2am, these guys were pretty busy...because Lincoln, NE is lame and nothing is open past 12am!
Thus, making Toppers one of the only games in town!
You probably noticed that the subtitles are not matching up at this point.
Consider this the Japanese dub over...ala Gojira syle (Godzilla)
So enough babbling, here is the damn food!
first
it's good to camera tilted down here yes
lvl
that works
custom bread sticks
of this cinnamon variety
value
bus headed bt
so the so
figurative about three of them
establish operate there
map act
i think that the speeds up
take pizza
much better
and even need that
crossing
wherever that is that i need that
so mystics
self-sufficient
islip
school expensive though
in the clusters of like seven forty nine for morrison sticks
basin supersized
but there are
substantially better than pizzas
so uh... uh...
i guess that's give-and-take there
all right
moving home
check this out
i luv pizza hut's bread sticks
almost as muscle expo borrows bread sticks
sabar recent immigrants
but how often do you see the rest is to get an entire box
inspect reporter
of pressed std
g sticks at that
now on the other server for the ducks also got a sauce cheese sticks good
stuff
cytokines although it you know what
scripps if i care
you know why
'cause room and he's way towards
even if it does put in an orderly grave
escrow and was looking at an all-time low
bakit researcher some really good right now
crispy
but it ended
to be fair
at least as jesus no sauce
otherwise people will probably right about me
not having the proper way
graduate
tats good dot alike chile because it makes me feel quite beautiful faster
psychological thing you know
she's actually had the flavor holds on
but she told ryan and he put it should be
soft in the middle
ended
julie sharpener
little pup
to synergies
very a_t_t_ stick
definitely not one of those it's good to secure the money to buy it at stake
catfish is just one about three times i've
she sticks
that alone is enough to fill you up
now what about
for that costly
let me see
no details that happen to notice
parking lot
the thing you uh... get from a pizza place you know
virtual friggin pizza
yet as i said
boss maybe do some of it
so that we get ida message ulee's
but it does
archives eyes mom
we have a little
uh... where does
pepperoni
everybody knows macaroni
is that all of all pieces
everything starts with the perot di
meat lovers
supreme
double pepperoni
extra extra pepperoni
or my personal favorite the chicago
the pepperoni
actually at the bottom
and the amount of cheese on top of that and saw some talk about
i have a for chicago pizza from appa tel
the maze ing
to the scene pizza this is when you go chicago usa point pcb circle hai
fest high this is peter
this
this pizza
growth in chicago
is pi
don't stick them
cheese dot flavor
pepperoni is this general agrees and it's not too much not clickable pools on
the inside of the pepperoni sp
bottom is a greasy as all hell sco greystone there
but the major
huh
and taking their bystanders
so i can get to the best parts
mhm
oxford book
but i can get my money's worth out of that
burglar
turkey with that
arch-enemy
check availability date then
dat nice creamy part of dark in there
and what did you get along well
mhm
there
and that he met
sachi isse pizza you can find
pretty damn good to get it
at two o'clock in the morning there's nothing else to get
c_i_d_ reminded collection i'm at right now
under very important lesson to be in the last year last week and a half
and that is
nothing
nothing
affordable
is open after eleven thirty
silent forget it
at king kings the late nights i think
wendy's
burger king at mcdonald's
there may be a mcdonald's to open maybe one or two in the area
but because of the honest i would rather eat cardboard needles
just can't say that
you mcdonnell's family is uh... like it more party at but any food
i acted out uh...
after paying small fortunate burger king to get myself a
d_c_ dollar menu value
between me and tom
only tell you it doesn't feel like a dollar menu value after you realize that
a double cheeseburger with bacon
handles he's worried they can
and extractor model stacker
pay order fries tours of the signals for tom
uh... he had one of these double t double bacon cheeseburgers
uh... jose
and says something else we have politics' drug top of that
and came up to something like twenty three box
so
i figured ok well
berkes dollar menu ads at you quickly
they got my money's worth mine
went there wendy's
spent a bomb roughly about eighty bucks nato money's worth
all said in a better job there
went to talk a little
heather
you know
why pay more menu
mary
knows that
allah sucker for baja blast ok you win you a very fair
closer to stand with the truck was that day so it's really simple thing
but uh... had to have a contract
i am a lover of the contract
contract supreme
have them if they're nice enough make it but the seven their contract
which is basically the contrast to create with refried beans avocado
natural cheese
and those little red chips and there
and
you have a very filling it very wonderful contract met that itself is
the mail
myself is the mail
you don't you don't need anything else you need that the baja blast you gotta
go
they'll make those so you ask them to make them
after spending this gratuitous my money almost i think that the average meal
scroll button
eight bucks or so
altogether k
hi i'm six foot one two one two six nine pounds
a lot of theories pete by any means
but uh... uh... born texas prison of rescue i have a copy of the tide okay so
ameet
and there's no way already all this knock-off
has allowed them to
without carrying a bit of the following day
proof so the point of getting at is that i just figured out that uh... fine
you know if on the spend eight bucks on it'll be something actually wanna eat
not kill myself with like you know
half *** patties you know overpriced burgers i think's came down
at
yeah
and i want to pop eisenstaedt
went popeye has gotten a sausage chicken there
spell of roughly the same out of money
got roughly about sam out food
busts hold much more enjoyable
so much more enjoyable
a local place
but let me tell you talk about popeye soka
don't call me racist here
but i will not be data pop buys it doesn't have a beast went ok brother
brother sister they got to have one
'cause there's something about pop eyes your church's chicken when i go to them
and they don't have at least one
the foodies try your lest he steelers flavorful
there's something about having one of the name and it just it brings the magic
out
yeah i think it's because they like to take taste just like men as she is brawl
unique picks this chicken
i grew up in a little more i was the only non-black it bears so you know if
that was eating perspective we want to margaret king junior high
and uh...
headline of beatbox talk ***
you know
all kinds of fun stuff
so animal royal believer that if you do not have a *** american
african-american
or brother or sister whatever you wish to go by
in part by a scorcher chess chicken
don't go there
donate their don't even putting grace the stores don't even target stores
you know it's a shadow
just a fair warning
you've been warned i want to shovel in texas to go to church s chicken i've
never been disappointed wage for chicken and when the church's chicken
they had the uh...
frailey nice indiana and there
and they had that
of the two entries stands there and uh...
investor hardly speak english for that by the way on those prizes texas
palm
and the chicken was dry the batter was tasteless uh... companies is probably
the most miserable thing i ever had and i'd made the horrid horrid mistake
of assuming it was going to the same park all the as the churches from or or
colorado which is hands down the west renewable heat
and
you know i order forty dollars worth of chicken
make no mistake issued a separate issue first
and that is altered regret
nl homelessness is peace jeep
so helen check in now elite the recipes real quick
blockbusters woot
solace writer
nicci burns like that
kansas last respects to the devil
but they don't see that the next witness right there
mhm full pockets
and then you have this
crispy age
exhibits ph camera
if this is chris ph because louis around on both sides
may look like much
with a crispy dismissed with issuing us
match for fantastic crossed
takes time to eke
daniel
maya
my overview of toppers pizza
all we don't know it seized pizza
with the bread sticks
was twenty five oh five
play of the so tabloid two liter of bork's routier
you need to get you much for that but that's fine
and it was seven thirty nine the cinnamon sticks
threats
let's compare that to say
find the truth i placed ticket
okay
one rupee checking combo which was a piece of fruit unshaken
uh... which is basically a chicken bonds chicken breast kuttner and
and then uh...
served with a sigh of relief ship and uh... cajun fries
and a large sweetie
house five forty nine for that
uh... one five which was about forty nine for that that that was delicious by
the way
it was marinated used juicy wonderful and i want to cry when i had it so good
i'm not going to be spokesman for years an apt
and one extra biscuit so
every chicken with the fries we drink
one fact and extra biscuit
ten twenty six
that's just under half
but when it hit the disputes that
and the bread sticks and soda
acuff aka indicate what the bassist dull the practice
anyhow
one of the nationalists
one of the mission of the style order pepperoni for myself and i were sausage
for the boss
however
needy
well it is only in their will
and uh... so hard to do this that way
this as the uh... italian sausage
pick up the stairs
things out such my friend
now we have a lot of sausage on there to be perfectly honest
spurting the look and sausage not gonna lie about that
work the really not much of it
the liz keep a lookout
printer there for a little bit of that
at the we mean
one into four
pieces sausage
desolate lesotho society shake the quality of this
heartaches often so no my for peaceful
many companies care where fennel seeds
station here
but i want to be seeds
it's much milder
i saw that
i thank god
underneath that
was a napkin
hilfe
danielle
i'm down spawn and that's uh... that's my review of uh... the pizza
from toppers pizza
beanie
one of the only one few games in town firmly denied sits pre-game the late
nineties
although that might give you one hell of cool calm and probably is a bit too many
cars we eat this late at night much you probably know all night
with that problem
so our
i hope you enjoy my review and uh... me to be a move more wacky next time they
that that's going to be loud obnoxious in a bed and breakfast to in the morning
so uh... yet
it outside of take everybody pet bubba