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Sex couch, sex couch, sex couch!
Everyone thinks this looks loke a *** couch.
*** couch, *** couch, *** couch...
But honestly, no *** has ever been filmed on this couch,
I promise.
Except for this one.
- Let's start at the very beginning. - Cool.
A very good place to start.
The first time I had sex...
Ah, god, it really depends on the definition of sex.
Uh, what do you consider losing your virginity to be?
I think losing your virginity is
anytime you first have ***...ness.
It could... It could be like that.
OK, yeah.
It's just a concept that we made up
to describe the first time a *** goes in a ***.
- What?! - A ***...
- Have you heard of this before ? - No, I mean the second part was...
I know lesbians don't know a lot about penises.
In a ***?
What is it doing in there?!
Virginity, in my mind, comes from this whole, like,
- "sex as border" system, right? - That's a good way to describe it.
Don't you think? Because it's like, virginity as commodity,
which is: "Look, I have a vigin..."
Well, not here... Nope!
As I was a super-conservative closeted *** for so long,
the first time I had sex
was when I was 19 with a girl.
And when I say sex, I mean, like,
lots and lots and lots of sex.
- But before that, you were doing other stuff. - Oh yeah.
See, I feel like that's when you loose you virginity.
What, when you have a *** in your mouth?
of butts & ***
You drink for a living,
which is something a lot of people fear
because they worry about gaining weight,
and "OMG, gaining weight!"
Do you think about that?
I pretty much just rely on having a great butt.
Because I feel like everybody likes that.
Wait, hold on... Oh girl.
Wow, your butt... looks pretty good in that shot.
*** or ***?
I really like both.
Not as much as I do, buddy.
I was very insecure about my *** for a long time.
And you told that to the Internet?
I have a video called "Freaky labias".
What's wrong with your ***?
There's nothing wrong with my ***!
Do you like your ***?
What ***?
Yeah, no, my *** are more like pecs.
I have always liked smaller ***
because mine are just...
There they are.
Do you have to wear a bra with *** your size?
I wear a bra mostly as a *** guard, really.
I can run up and down the stairs and not feel a thing.
- But with your ***... - What a life you must have.
If I were you, I would have, like, one hand under here all the time.
on coming out
Coming out in five words :
It... was... hard...
but... better.
Your dad is religious.
Did you come out to him? You did.
Yeah but only two years after I came out to myself.
For me, coming out to myself felt like a failure.
I was like: "Really, Hannah?"
"Like, come on... You're not that kid."
And then I was.
And then I had to ***' learn
how to love myself as I really was.
And it was for the best.
Do all the investigation that you have to do.
And despite whatever bumps are on the road along the way,
on the other side will be the life that you are meant to live.
And that's the only thing I ever wanna say to anybody.
Was like: "Am I gay, am I straight?"
It's gonna be OK!
But this is the worst.
Anyway, I hope that's positive.
Hannah, that was beautiful.
Cheers.
on *** & fantasy
I started watching *** I guess when I was like 22.
As a total giant lesbian, the only *** I watch is man on man.
Girl on girl in *** world is super super heterosexual
so that doesn't appeal to me.
What does appeal to me? Homosexuality.
So like, watching man on man *** is like...
you're a... you're like a... a coach.
And that guy is like... the star of the team who needs to be disciplined.
Do you like having power play in your sexy times?
Giants won the World Series, uh?
Spanking or maybe pinning you down or...
It's OK, Hannah, it's gonna be OK.
I'm not so sure!
It's OK, you don't have to be sure.
You sound like me to all them straight girls in college.
Alright guys, check out Hannah's channel, My Drunk Kitchen.
- Do that ***. - Thanks so much Laci for having me
and I'll see you guys again real soon.
- See ya! - Bye!