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- I've decided to counter-sue Jerry. - Of course.
- I'm fighting back. - What are you suing him for?
- To fight back. - I meant exactly what are you--
- You ready? - I'm sorry?
- I said you ready? - Give it to me.
Intentional affliction of emotional distress.
- How do you even know? - I Googled it.
- There are four elements. - One: He acted intentionally.
- By doctoring the tape. - Two: His conduct was extreme and outrageous.
- He doctored the tape. - Three: You suffered distress.
I am in extreme distress.
And four: His act caused your distress.
He doctored the *** tape, Rebecca.
- You sound upset. - Do I?
He doctored the tape and he gets to sue us?
I gave him a bad job recommendation 'cause he doctored the tape
and he gets to sue me?
- The people who want tort reform, they got a point. - Yes.
The things you're allowed to sue for and be taken seriously.
And so we come face-to-face
with just how stupid lawyers worry we are.
I lost you in the middle of that.
You know what it says on a box of chocolate pudding mix?
"Caution, pudding will get hot when heated."
Go to a hotel, you know what it says on the shower cap in the bathroom?
"Fits one head."
- You wear a shower cap? - I read.
And I'm dying to know the suit
that prompted lawyers to insist on the shower cap directions.
Look at the box your iron came in.
It says, "Warning, do not iron clothes while wearing them."
Do we really have to slow down for these people?
Leona's leaving the decision to Reese.
I know.
That's not what you wanted.
I don't know what I want.
I want to keep doing the news.
Here.
With Elliot for Charlie.
I want to keep arguing with Mac and Will.
I want Dantana to iron his clothes while wearing them.