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Forget throwdown. [Both] A showdown. [M] A throwdown.
Hell no, we won't go down. ....... and break.
[S] Will be punished. (Pronounced weirdly)
Ok.
[M] I was just singing a rap song. Did you hear me?
[S] Whoa. You're a great rapper.
[M] Doomdoom (ch) doomdoom (ch) doomdoom (ch) doomdoom (ch)
[S] The system is down, the system is down. [M] That's electro-techno.
[S] I'm, uh, electro-techno rapper.
[M] Let your backbone slide. Boo badoodoo badoodoo [S] Before it gets too dark, let's finish this.
[M] I had too much coffee. Or did I? Phew, phew....
Why are you so distracting Simon?
We're trying to film here and you're like rapping and dancing.
Phfft. Right? Impossible to work with. (Beep)
We will have a mysterious and awful punishment die that we will roll,
and everyone of them will be some horrible, mysteriously horrible, mysteriously horrible mystery.
[S] I think you said mystery too much. [M] Oh. (Beep)
(Simon sings B2ST's "Mystery girl") Neon jeongmal Mystery, Mystery (Hey!) [M] Wae. (beep)
[M] Oooooh, scary. Is it gonna be embarrassing? [S] Maybe.
[M] Probably. [S] Neon jeongmal Mystery, Mystery (Hey!).
[M] It's wae.
That's what I said. [M] You said hey.
No, you said hey, I said Wae.
[M] It's Wae. [S] That's what I said!
My fingers are sore. [M] That really hurt.
[S] That's what you get. (Beep)
[S] I don't need to clap. That's ok, though.
[M] I like to clap. Helps me to get my mind off of things better.
[S] I like to clap. (both clap) ok.
[M] I love Sean Paul. [S] Not me.
[M] Why? Really? Sean Paul is awesome.
[S] Reggae just wasn't my thing.
[M] It's sexy, poky, poky. As a kid. Oh god! [S] I listened to too much of it as a kid.
Oh god. [M] See, Sean Paul caused me to fall off my stool in extreme excitement.
(Beep) How about the Tumblrites?
Tumblrites can do it as well. [M] Yay!
[S] We like you, Tumblr-rumblers.
[M] With really cool pictures of things, doing crazy things.
I know. [M] But not us wanking.
[S] I want you to draw me like one of your french girls. (Sexy voice)
Whoever did that, thank you.
[M] Thank you, awesome. (Beep)
So, make sure you subscribe. (Simon coughs) Ok.
I coughed, ok? I have the right.
That's ok, I forgive you. Ok. (Beep)
We know a guy named Chucky Bum. [M] Chucky Bum, that's the greatest name,
that i've ever heard.
[S] Did I tell you about the guy's name was Hey and his first name was Sexy?
(Both sing) Sexy Hey!
Did you make that up? Yeah.
(Disgusted sound) [M] I wish I could pour some wine. [S] You really fell for that?
[M] I fell for it so good. [S] So gullible.
What's gullible? Did you know gullible is written on the ceiling?
It is? (Simon looks up, beep)
[S] Wait isn't there another meaning of the word ***? I'm pretty sure it's a... (beep)
[M] We'll the biggest wankers in Korea that you know!
We'll be wanking all over Korea. It will be the... Stop it!
[S] We'll leave our marks everywhere that we ***.
[M] You stop it Mister. You stop it. (Beep)
We're big wankers.
[S] Why did we come up with this dumb idea? [M] It was Spudgy's.
[S] Hey, guys. I have a wonderful idea
for one of your videos. You should call it W.A.N.K.
We'll all W.A.N.K. together.
Aren't I smart?
[M] Uh Spudgy, I don't really like that idea.
[S] Touch my tummy.
[M] I don't think that's a good idea. [S] Touch my tummy first.
[M] Ok. [S] Mission is a success.
(Gong)
[S] As for the winners of our last Wonderful Treasure Find care packages,
we read through all the answers and they were very many.
But, our two favorite ones were by eatmints aka Nicole
and [M] kawaiimomokochan. (Cute Japanese anime girl voice)
Oh, and make sure you tune in next week for our very first episode:
Wanking in Myeongdong, which is a very popular shopping area in Korea
it's gonna be awesome.
[S] We call it 'Wanking the ***' [M] That's not a good idea. No? No.
(Gong) Thanks for watching *** Bloopers of EYK! Bye!