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Surf's up, hulk-watchers.
Me and skaar
are hitting the beach
to make some new pals.
Hey, what's up,
beach peeps?
(crowd screaming)
Nice trunks, dude!
Skaar not sure
about this.
Chill, skaar.
We're here to show folks
we're cool, not scary.
I'll work the shore.
You try the ice cream
stand, okay?
Ice cream!
(all screaming)
Cannonball!
(all screaming)
So that's why
everyone's freaking.
Hey, it's cool.
I've got
senor bites-a-lot
under wraps.
(crowd continues screaming)
A-bomb: Hey,
the shark is gone.
(sighing)
unless it wasn't chewie
that scared you.
Girl: (clapping)
your bravery is so beautiful.
Beautiful?
Me?
Yes! I am crystal.
Oh, crystal.
(chuckles)
Like those clear shiny rocks
That are all sparkly.
(chuckling) uh
You're the first girl
not to run from me in,
like, a long time.
My name's rick.
Most people call me, uh,
a-bomb.
Hi.
A human so like us.
You'll show my people
that mankind is not evil.
Uh, say again?
Man: Crystal!
Hmm?
So, cousin,
at last I have found you.
Crystal: Triton, wait.
I've met someone
who can help us.
A friend.
That'd be me, fish-hooks.
Now back off
(a-bomb grunting)
(thudding)
Whoa, gnarly.
Will you
listen to me
We must return home.
(whistling)
Triton: Lockjaw, time to go.
(grunts)
let go of me!
Big puppy.
Rick!
Crystal!
Puppy? A-bomb?
Hello?
Then, after fish man
grab girl,
Big puppy zap a-bomb away.
Whenever rick goes out there,
it's always the same.
Just seems like
we're better off
staying in here,
Out of trouble.
"fish man"?
Are we talking
abomination?
'cause he kinda
looks like a big,
stupid flounder.
And "big dog"?
What is that?
A wendigo, maybe?
Hmm.
No! No! Fish man!
And puppy! Big puppy!
Woof! Take a-bomb!
Take him where?
Hulk: The himalayas.
Rick's gamma signature
Puts him halfway
across the world.
(beeping)
Puppy fast!
So we'd better hurry too.
(engines powering up)
Woman: Venturing outside
the safety of the barrier
is forbidden, little sister.
Crystal:
But you need to see
that maximus is wrong,
That there are humans
who won't see us as monsters.
That we need not
isolate ourselves.
Mmm.
Crystal?
(grunting) hey! Let me go!
(grunting) where am I?
Rick! Do not panic.
No harm shall come to you.
Man: He looks like
he could be one of us,
But he is definitely human.
And he is noble,
cousin karnak.
I watched him save many
from a fearsome creature.
You were wrong
to bring him here, crystal.
Dude, don't yell at her.
She didn't bring me here,
I just bummed a ride.
Whoever he is,
he cannot stay.
Our king will
decide his fate.
They do not listen to us
because we are young.
I will return, rick.
Crystal! No! Wait!
Tracking says a-bomb's
down inside those peaks.
She-hulk: Is that
Another jump jet?
It's coming right at us.
But there's nothing
on the radar.
Red hulk: Nice crash, hulkie.
Skaar:
What is glowy dome?
Hulk: Looks like some
kind of energy shield
With a mirrored surface.
Who has tech like that?
Somebody who doesn't
wanna be found.
Bet you it's alien.
And aliens hiding out
on earth ain't ever good.
Skaar slash!
(grunting)
(grunting)
Whatever this is,
rick's on the other side.
If we can't go through,
we go under.
(grunting)
Follow me!
(all grunting)
Hulk: Keep digging, hulks!
(grunting)
Would you look at that?
Whoa.
Yep.
Aliens all right.
Puppy!
Fish man!
Your highness, you were wise
to order our people
to their homes.
We are being invaded.
We're not invaders.
We're looking
for our friend.
You forced your way
into our city.
My king,
it is as I warned.
Humans will never
leave us alone.
Inhumans, prepare
to defend attilan!
Yes, maximus.
(roaring)
(hulk grunting)
Everything has
a weak point,
even you.
Karnak shall lay you low.
Yeah, and how you gonna
do that, pee-wee?
(grunting)
Hey! Lucky shot.
(grunting)
Get back, intruder!
Why am I having
(grunting)
your bad hair day?
Skaar gonna smash you!
(lockjaw whining)
Oh, skaar no smash puppy!
(grunting)
Skaar smash fish man!
One more stamp
of gorgon's foot,
And our home
shall be rid of you!
Only place that foot's going
is in your mouth.
Lockjaw,
take me to rick.
Now.
(hulk grunting)
You wanna be left alone?
Fine.
Give us our friend,
and we're gone.
Say something!
Ha! If that was
your best shot
Then we might be
in big trouble.
Gorgon: Surrender,
or face the same fate
As your monstrous ally.
(hulk growls)
(growling)
Didn't even hurt him.
Actually, it did hurt.
(groans) a lot.
Now give us our friend,
or people,
Places and things
will get smashed.
You'll destroy
attilan! Stop!
(wind whooshing)
Hulk: She's an elemental.
Everybody around here
got powers?
Whoa.
I didn't know
you could do that, crys.
Rick!
I'm cool, guys.
I'm cool.
I'm sorry
if you were worried.
I just saw crystal
being taken away,
And I thought
she needed help
And I wanted to get
her phone number.
I had no idea
her family was like
(roaring)
So you duped naive crystal
into bringing you here.
Black bolt,
my brother,
He lies,
like all humans.
It is you
who lies, maximus.
You would say
anything to create
war with human kind,
So you can use the weapons
you're secretly building.
Crystal, there's
no proof of that.
As minister of defense,
I only create protections
to safeguard our people
From those you led here.
Those who fear
and hate us!
Hey, that's not us.
My king, has rick raised
a fist against us,
Even though we chained
and imprisoned him?
He is good and kind.
And as curious about us
as I am about his world.
Try to see our meeting up
as a good thing,
your sire-ship.
We can help
to introduce you
to the outside world.
Show 'em that
you're cool.
Right?
Hulk: Look, black bolt.
Sorry we busted in here
looking for a fight.
I get you're not
much of a talker.
Me neither.
But say something.
As queen, I speak
for my husband,
who dare not.
His voice is
so powerful,
a single word
Could destroy
this entire city
And everyone in it.
I know
that kind of power.
So what's it gonna be?
Friends?
Medusa:
Black bolt has spoken.
Humans and inhumans
must remain separate.
Uh, what skaar miss?
This is goodbye.
Hulk, no!
What about
all the cool stuff
they'll miss out on?
They wanna be
left alone, rick.
It's their choice.
So what happens
if these creeps
Decide to cause
trouble later?
Hulk: Then we know
where they live.
My king, remember
the few times
We allowed humans to leave
with knowledge of attilan?
Their kind always
return to destroy us.
Red hulk: Huh? Ugh, now what?
(hulks coughing)
No!
The one called a-bomb
has escaped!
And now surely
our great refuge
is in terrible danger.
Karnak! Gorgon! Triton!
By the king's command,
find the outsider
Before he can
summon more humans!
The others will be
taken to the palace.
A-bomb: (whispering) crys!
(quietly) rick!
Shh.
We gotta free my friends.
We will,
but they're in
no danger now.
And I need your help.
Come.
Worst first date ever.
(all groaning)
(grunting)
backstabbing
Let us go, freaks.
Free skaar now!
"aliens hiding"?
"not good"?
I said that, didn't I?
Everyone cool it.
Were we going
somewhere?
Just noticed,
we lost rick again.
Skaar smash aliens.
Only if we have to.
For now,
Let's try showing 'em
we're not jerks,
Like they think
all humans are.
Which means you better
keep quiet, red.
Red hulk: Well, excuse me
for being grumpy.
So, your highness,
Those carvings
look pretty old.
They tell the story
of our people.
We were a pre-human tribe,
Given powers
by an alien race.
As humans evolved,
They saw us as different.
Monsters.
And made war on us
again and again.
We retreated to attilan,
To escape human eyes
and prejudice.
Know that feeling.
Kinda can't blame you
for hiding out,
But you're still human.
We are the inhumans.
And nothing like mankind.
The obliteration pits
have been prepared,
great one.
Shall we commence
with their executions?
Whoa, whoa, what?
Executions?
Our king has
decided otherwise.
You shall neither
be executed
Nor allowed to leave.
Oh, gee.
Thanks.
Great plan, salad-head.
(growling)
Sire, they cannot
be kept here.
Or even alive.
If they should escape
Black bolt has spoken,
maximus.
You would be merciful?
Your weakness threatens
our entire race.
A-bomb: Wow!
This place is huge.
What is it?
Our defense cathedral.
If we can find the weapons
I know maximus
has been building,
I can prove
he wants to attack
the outside world.
But I was so sure.
Step away from
the outsider, crystal.
Cousins, no!
It's okay, crys.
I'll dance with these guys,
while you find
(grunting) uh, I didn't
do that, did I?
(beeping)
Crystal: I knew it!
The atmo-gun!
Maximus was under orders
never to build it.
Triton: Crystal,
you were right.
(all groaning)
These energy rings
will bind you,
While I do
what must be done.
Hulk: Black bolt,
You don't want to do this.
Red hulk: He ain't
listening, greenie.
Medusa: The king's
decision is final.
Your confinement
shall be made
as comfortable as possible.
That's it!
(yelling)
We're done playing nice.
(rumbling)
Did black bolt
say something?
That wasn't so bad.
Medusa: It's coming from
the defense cathedral.
Hulk: "defense cathedral"?
Don't like the sound of that.
I know a gun
when I see one,
Even if it is alien tech.
Must be really serious
if they're leaving us
unsupervised.
Come on!
(grunting)
What machine do?
It creates
vibrational waves
That will destroy
all human life.
But not you inhumans, right?
Let's smash it!
(grunting)
(all groaning)
(vibrations oscillating)
(all groaning)
(vibrations oscillating)
(all groaning)
Husband, we must
destroy it.
(grunting)
Maximus: Welcome,
dishonored guests.
Hulk: It's maximus!
He's coming back around.
And my pathetic
royal family.
This is how it begins.
Humankind's strongest
fall before me.
No longer shall
the inhumans live in fear.
Maximus will reign supreme.
(all groaning)
Feels like I've got
a rave in my head.
But at least
I can feel.
Gamma in us
must slow
the gun's effects.
You and skaar
go find rick.
Red and I will
take out the gun.
What are you doing?
We got a gun to smash.
(grunting)
The more power we have,
the better our chances.
All right.
Hold still, ginger,
Us redheads gotta
stick together.
(grunting)
We'll get that off later.
You can still
fight, right?
We gotta distract maximus
however we can.
I don't know how.
Maximus attacks from above,
And only black bolt can fly.
Hulk:
Keep trying.
It falls,
or the world does.
(all grunting)
(grunting)
(hissing)
Skaar make fish man fly!
Get ready, fish man.
Fish men are not
supposed to fly.
Whoa!
(triton grunting)
Whoa!
(ship beeping)
No worries, crys.
I've got this!
Maybe I don't got this
Crys, get out of the way!
I can do more than that.
A-bomb: Crystal!
(crystal grunting)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(screaming)
Don't hug it,
chop it!
I cannot find
the gun's weak point!
It must be higher up!
Whoa!
Let me give you
a boost, pee-wee,
So you can
get a better look.
(grunting)
Black bolt,
the weak point is here.
But I cannot reach it.
Hit it with everything
we got now!
Red hulk: So much
for your alien tech.
Where's rick?
(rumbling)
(crashing)
(crystal moaning)
crystal?
Oh, no, crystal!
I got an idea.
I saw this
in a movie once
(clearing throat)
(roaring)
(gasping)
Come here, you.
(crystal chuckling)
Girl all better?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, who's a guy?
Who's a big puppy?
(talking gibberish)
Karnak: I'll have this off
in a moment, sire.
Take it from me,
black bolt.
If you stay cut off
from everything,
Things will
never get better.
Besides, you can be
in just as much danger
Inside your own house
as out.
Give the world a chance.
(people cheering)
The barrier
has been lowered.
Yes! You're gonna come
visit me in vista verde,
And you won't believe
the gut-buster burritos.
(giggling)
And wait till you meet
devil dinosaur, and
Hulk: Rick
(stammering) uh
But for now I'll just
I'll leave a camera here
So we can do
the long-distance thing.
I will keep in touch.
(people cheering)
Okay.
Check you later,
inhumans.
So, big guy,
got anything to say?
(mimicking hulk)
like, "way to save
mankind, rick!"
Or, uh, "thanks
for introducing us
"to a whole new race
of people!" or
Medusa:
A new age is upon us,
your highness.
Time for your
sentencing, maximus.
It is all of you
who shall pay.
You'll never see
past attilan's walls.
Medusa: Stop him!
(grunting)
I built the barrier
to protect us.
And it will
never fall again.
Medusa: Black bolt!
It's not coming down.
The dome's back up?
What happened?
Maximus
(hulks grunting)
A-bomb: Crystal, crystal!
Rick!
(beeping)
Rick?
Can you hear me?
It is our fate.
The inhumans shall
always walk alone.
A shame.
We had so much
to share and learn.
Many seas to explore.
Many friends,
perhaps, to make.
Hulk: Everybody, back!
(whispering) smash.
(people cheering)
They're attacking!
Hulk: No, dummy.
Just saying hello
to the rest of the world.
Hulk: Rick was right
all the time.
Locking ourselves away
because we're
afraid of people,
Or 'cause we think
they might be afraid of us
That's a mistake.
Even people who
seem really different
Are not so different
after all.
Hulk out.