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Hey babe, what's the matter.
I just found out that I'm fat in Korea.
Wait, what? Am I missing something?
Babe.... I am fat in Korea.
That's where I am confused, how do you even know that? You've never even been there.
I don't have to go there to know. I was online a few weeks ago, and I ordered some clothes
from a Korean website, the things I ordered said "free size" which is like our "one size
fits all" and I thought ok great, then I got the dress and almost suffocated trying to
put it on!
Okay, so you don't fit their (mocking) "free size" (normal), maybe you just needed a different
size.
Well, that's what I thought. So, the next week I got on there and decided to order things
that said they were equivalent to a US medium.
Awesome, so that worked?
Hardly! I put the dress on and had to literally cut myself out! I even accidentally chopped
off a piece of my hair.
Is that what that is?
I thought you were just going for that messy ponytail look girls do. You can't even tell.
Just stop. That wasn't even the worst part.
You cut off something else? (looks scared)
No, I went back on the site.
What!? Why? It's obvious that you...
Be very careful about what you are about to say.
(Skiddish) I was just going to say It's obvious their clothes are for children.
Well, they aren't. So I went back on and pulled up their measurement chart.
Oh no... girls and measurements are never a good thing.
Tell me about it, the page said I would be a size large to extra large! I wear a small!!!
Maybe most people there are a large to extra large.
No, I need to figure out what they are eating. All the models are so small, and they make
the clothes look perfect.
That's the point isn't it?
You aren't helping. I'm going to call Christina. You are dismissed.
Oh, gosh! Thank you.