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Welcome to the Tom Cote show. Ya know some of you guys have been complaining
that I'm never in a good mood...
you caught me in a good mood today
OK so how do I start this story off uh... i've been in touch recently with
a real nigerian princess straight from nigeria and she has offered
you're not going to believe this. she wants to transfer me thirty million dollars
and first off before I finish that.... I want to thank whoever it was out there...
one of you guys gave her my email address and from the bottom of my heart
i can't thank you enough it means so much to me that you would think of me....
so back to the story......So I know what you guys are thinking...you're thinking...
would a nigerian princess want to give me thirty million dollars...well I asked her that...
she said the money was within their kingdom or something and they......it was stuck
in the process of something and there was something going on....So what she said was
if you can give me a thousand dollars i'll deliver you 30 million dollars....
I was so excited i said look up i'll give you 2 thousand dollars because if
you're gonna give me thirty million the least I can do is tip you a thousand
dollars and
she was really happy about that. So we're in the process of that and I'm just
so excited!! It's made my whole week. So probably like me you guys are
wondering like why would she want to give you thirty million dollars and
the reason? I asked her she said 1.
because you're very honest
and 2. because you're very.....ummm....what was the word she used..?
Gullible? OH BUDDY go climb a tree!! You're gonna be the first one in line
when the gravy train arrives! Shyeah right?
buddy when those t-bone steaks start flowing in don't come wagging your tail to me...
go find some other sucker
ummm......T-Bone Steaks?
dumb dog.....
so i'm really excited about this and I hope you guys are too because I plan
on sharing the thirty million with all of my subscribers so you're all going to get
a gift or something...okay thats
just my gratitude and the kind of person that I am......so uh this is exciting i know.....
let's enjoy it together
umm... here's the update on what happened. it's not good news for any of us ummm.....
"you bald idiot".....
which one of you idiots gave her my email address? I want to know NOW !!
i thought princesses never lied but I guess if there's a moral to this story
it's that if it sounds too good to be true.....well actually no, there's a
better moral. Buddy always says something
say it Buddy....
smell no meat....
found you poopy....
exactly uh... if it doesn't smell like meat....you probably shouldn't be sniffing it..
in other news here's a word from one of my dumb subscribers.....hey Tom Cote I'm watching you....and here's to eating a
banana
I still have Twinkies...
I'm gonna have them forever....