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[Country theme plays]
I believe that life is happy and death is sad.
I believe my mum was married to my dad.
I believe that things that aren't good tend to be bad.
I believe...
Yes, I believe.
I'm prepared to believe that Nixon wasn't a crook.
I'm prepared to believe love story is a readable book.
I believe that "The Dirty Dozen" weren't really dirty.
I believe that Lucille Ball is still under 30.
I believe Gerald Ford is clever!
That Bob Hope will live forever.
And that lever [lee-ver] is pronounced leh-ver.
And the best film ever made is "Saturday Night Feh-ver!"
I am prepared to say Col. Sanders can fry!
And that pigs and even DC-10s can fly!
I'm prepared to believe that things go better with Coke.
And that the Ayatollah tells a darn good knock-knock joke.
I believe that some folks can hear what Bugs Bunny is saying.
And that Salt Lake City is a real nice place to stay in.
I believe that J.R. really loves Sue Ellen!
I believe that things sound better when you're yelling!
And I believe that the devil is ready to repent!
But I can't believe Ronald Reagan is president!
[Audience applause] [All four begin to whistle melody]
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