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hello welcome back may be wondering why it's been so long between videos
well that's because I had recently changed computers
And unfortunately I lost all my Oregon Trail footage,
and the program I used to record
the stuff on screen doesn't like Windows 8. So it took me awhile to
a new recorder and have the time to
get everything done, but now I have, and
now its good. I'll put it on ... seven.
Yes, seven's lucky. Anyway I'm playing Cards Against Humanity
on Pretend You're Xyzzy dot com (link in description). It's a fun little demented game where you
try to make worst thing possible. I've made my own game,
and now it's just time to wait for people to come around.
Annny... Oh, yay, someone's joined.
Hello, F****nuts. I'm going to say 'hi',
or hey.
*robotic voice* Casual Greetings
Yay! Let's start the game.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of
paintings of: Twinkies,
Eating all the cookies before the AIDs bake-sale. That would definitely produce something brown.
Stalin, Stunt doubles, Hurricane Katrina,
A life time of sadness, Stiffling a giggle at the mention of...
...Hutus and Tutsis? Exactly what you'd expect,
The moist demanding chasm of his mouth. Exactly what you'd expect.
Oh.. and pooping back and forth. Forever.
yeah I'm not surprised that won.
F****nuts has won this round.
at the moment we have
Af****ingshark and glob. Listen son,
if you want to get involved with blank, I won't stop you. Just steer clear
of blank. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
Listen son, if you want to get involved with Eating all the cookies
before the AIDS bake-sale, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of
Twinkies. And I'm pretty sure some of you out there are
getting a little ... antsy,
if that's the right word, for the fact that I'm telling you to steer clear
of Twinkies. Personally I love Twinkies.
Those just kinda, work together.
Their both food, that's what I mean. Oh, my new card is
Ethnic Cleansing.
We're just waiting for af****ingshark to lay down their card.
Oh, and glob's the czar. If you want to get involved with
fingering, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of Child Abuse.
Good advice. If you want to get involved with A gassy antelope,
I won't stop you just be clear about all-you-can-eat shrimp
for $4.99.
Also good advice. Excalibur has joined the game.
Yeah, that's what I would have picked
as well. Who is the card czar now? I drink
to forget, blank. Lady Gaga or a drive by shooting?
A lifetime of sadness.
I drink to forget a lifetime of sadness.
(garble) Way to go af****ingshark.
Ah, it feels weird to say swears. Oh, and johnsilver has joined the game.
I'm not usually one to curse, but it's
their names, so I kinda have to say it.
I drink to forget Blackula. I drink to forget basic human decency.
I drink to forget living in a trashcan.
I suppose Oscar is an alcoholic,
which would explain his violent outbursts.
*singing* War! What is it good for? Ethnic Cleansing!
Say it again!
Or, Rush Limbaugh's soft *** body. I like how I...(dropped thought)
War! What is it good for? Actually getting shot for real.
Having shotguns for legs. Being a busy adult with many important
things to do. Nothing. A Bop It.
I would have chosen nothing or actually getting shot for real.
Those are pretty good things things too. A successful job interview begins with
a firm handshake and ends with...
used ***? Rush Limbaugh's soft *** body?
Yes. The moist, demanding
Chasm of his mouth. Begins with a firm handshake and ends with
Crystal ***, being a dinosaur, The ***,
consultants, tongue. This one and this one are kind of... *laughs*
Tongue and mine are kind of the same. And, yeah,
I won again.
I am awesome at this game.
During his childhood, Savodor Dali...Salvador Dali,
can't say it, produced hundreds of paintings of blank.
Oh, and I'm the card czar right now.
The only thing stopping me from my streak is the fact I'm the card czar.
Awesome. As awesome as a f***ing shark. OK, who's holding out?
Glob! Oh! And I just realized
procrastination joined the game. Sounds right.
Oh, there we go. During his childhood sabo...savo
Sabodo Dali produced hundreds of paintings of
man meat, the mixing of the races, concealing a ***,
an interracial handshake, Glenn Beck,
Oh, convulsively vomiting as a brood of
crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts
from his tear ducts. That sounds *awkward laugh*
Yeah. But what's with the race things
here and then *** things.
In a thousand years, when paper money is
but a distant memory, our... blank will be our currency.
Um... used ***?
ripping into a man's chest growing and pulling out his still beating heart.
Oh, I'm kind of leaning towards this.
Nah, this one's the more obvious choice.
I'm pretty sure I'll have a use for this one. I'm not sure I'll have a use for these two.
Maybe I'll throw them away in a double...
card... thing... brain good
now.... ugh.
I guess glob's distracted, as usual.
In a thousand years when paper money is but a distant memory,
coughing into a *** will be our currency.
Black people will be our currency. Pictures of ***, yes.
and profoundly handicapped, yet pictures will be currency.
With enough time and pressure, blank will turn into blank.
um...
I want to use these two, but in what order?
Hurricane Katrina turns into Spring break, or spring break into hurricane Katrina?
I think this one has the
more horrible implications.
or ***.
Half-assed forplay will turn into waking up half-naked
in a Deny's parking lot. The Fanta girls will turn into a woman scorned.
Boogers will turn into the placenta.
That would be interesting. Racially biased SAT
questions will turn into grave robbing.
I can see how that would come out.
Well, yes, I won again, because I am awesome.
Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you, blank.
Ah, Lady Gaga? A drive by shooting?
Rush Limbaugh's soft *** body. I don't know why I keep saying it that way.
***, Heath Ledger,
whipping a disobedient slave. ***. I'll show you a windmill full of courses... corpses.
The folly of man. Surprise sex!
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
Not surpirse sex?
That sounds totally like winner. And af****ingshark
won that one. You made it this far? Congratulations! You win a prize!
It's in the mail right now. The usual, like, comment, subscribe
pandering that all videos have, and
I hope you stay around for more of my videos.
Buh-Bye!