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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪♪
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hurry, Raphael.
We haven't much time.
We're too late.
The video store
is closed.
Great. Now, we'll
have to pay
an extra day's rental
on this movie.
Hey, that's cool.
I wouldn't mind watching
the radioactive salamander
that nibbled New York
a few more times.
What the heck?
The turtles.
It's general tragg.
Who invited him over?
Whoa!
I'll handle this,
dude.
Whoa!
Ugh!
Hey, no fair.
Don't tell me
we're being haunted
by the ghost
of general tragg.
Couldn't be. Last I heard,
he was still alive.
Yeah, but in
dimension x, not here.
Oh, that means krang's
messing around
with his dimensional
portal again.
Come on.
If we can contact
the nutrinos,
they might have some clue
of what krang's been up to.
Sure, we'll just
dial long distance
and ask for the area
code for dimension x.
No sweat.
I've been working
on a pan-dimensional
portal of my own.
This is bogus, right?
No, it's the real thing.
Of course, I haven't actually
tested it yet, but...
Anybody got
any chewing gum?
This isn't exactly
instilling me
with a whole lot of
confidence, Donatello.
What in blazes happened,
shredder?
Why did you bring
over general tragg?
Why are you fooling
around with my portal?
And why didn't
he materialize fully?
The teleporter
is a newer version
on our old
transdimensional portal.
Only now, it will teletransport
material objects
to a predetermined
location.
I hope all this isn't too much
for you to follow, krang.
I'm one big brain,
remember?
Continue.
I've discovered the location of
something I've been searching for
ever since I left Japan.
And now,
it's within my grasp.
Here we go, gang.
I've got all
6 fingers crossed.
Something seems
to be interfering
with the transdimensional
reception.
Are you sure it's supposed
to do that, shredder?
Whoa! ¿que pasa?
Looks like
ancient Japan!
Shredder's portal
must be knocking
my transdimensional
signal off track.
Check it out.
That little dude's
facing off
against those
humongous hogs.
Now, ronin,
you will pay
for disobeying the shogun.
Be warned. You
are no match for me.
3 against one.
We shall see.
Whoa! Talking pigs
and rabbits!
I find that a little
hard to swallow.
Not like talking
turtles, right?
Are they mutants like us?
I don't think so.
This must be some
kind of alternate earth,
where animals,
not humans,
became the dominant
species.
Man, this dude is good.
Yiii!
Turtle guards, eh?
I suppose the shogun's
cowardly son
lord bissen sent you.
Mellow out, bugs.
Come back and
fight, floppy ears.
I'll handle this.
Huyyah!
Your swordsmanship
is excellent.
Now let us test the
quality of your blade.
Now, who will challenge me?
I will, dude.
Such superb technique,
such mastery of form,
such...
Delicious taste.
What strange style
of fighting is this?
I would call it
slapstick.
I surrender to you.
Please spare my life,
and teach me
this slapstick.
This device
is far from perfect.
Well, so are you.
Don't worry, I'll find
the problem and fix it.
Promises, promises.
My name is usagi yojimbo.
That means
rabbit bodyguard.
I am a ronin,
a masterless samurai.
He's not only
from medieval Japan,
but also from
an alternate universe.
So, naturally,
he speaks English.
What strange castle
is this?
Well, it's not exactly
a castle.
It's more
like a sewer.
It is quite, uh,
picturesque.
We must returun usagi
to his own world.
He does not belong here.
But, sensei,
tuning into his dimension
was a zillion to one fluke.
I could never find
its coordinates again.
You mean he's, like, stuck here?
I have no master,
no home.
Take me with you.
Let me learn of your
strange, new world.
Do you think we ought to,
sensei?
To turn him away would
mean his certain demise.
Put her there,
little ace.
Put what where?
Hmm. Most curious.
Welcome
to the group, dude.
Usagi's going
to need a disguise.
Well, how do I look?
Like a regular 14th
century fashion plate.
My, such big castles.
So, where are we headed?
Channel 6.
You saw how shredder's signal
interfered with my portal.
When he uses that thing,
electronics probably
go haywire all over town.
But why channel 6?
When things go crazy,
who's gonna find out
faster than a newsroom?
Hey, yo, friar tuck,
step right up and
win a kewpie doll.
It'll really brighten
up the monastery.
Here, take them all.
Please.
Hello? Hello? What the
heck's going on here?
All midtown's gone crazy,
and now
the phones are dead.
April,
what happened to you?
I was taping in midtown
when all our cameras
blew up.
Oh, great.
Great, great, great.
A big story is breaking, and
we can't even cover it.
Hi, fellows. Who's your
friend in the monk's outfit?
I am a stranger
in your land.
Please accept these tokens
of my friendship.
Why, thank you.
I love a man
who comes bearing gifts.
Ahh, you are
most welcome.
Oh, no,
not another mutant.
First shells and now fur.
When did skin
go out of fashion?
Did I hear
someone say mutant?
He's not a mutant,
April.
He's from
another dimension.
I am most honored.
My name
is usagai yojimbo.
And my name is mud
if I don't find out
what's causing
this power disruption.
We're convinced it's
shredder,
but we don't know where
the signal's coming from?
Try midtown.
It worked for me.
Thanks.
There,
it's working perfectly.
Now, to make contact
with dimension x.
Let's hope
you're successful,
for your sake.
I like that woman.
Her ears were too small
and she lacked fur,
but she was nice.
Look!
This is where shredder's
teleportation beam is focused.
My theory was right.
Donatello, this is one time
I wish you were wrong.
Scope it out, dudes.
Foot soldiers.
This has got to be
shredder's doing.
Are those warriors
your enemies?
That's the understatement
of the year.
Then they are
my enemies, too. Huyyah!
Allow me the privilege
of annihilating you.
Uncivilized peasants!
I will teach you
some manners.
Huyyah!
All right, bag of bolts,
take this?
Hey! Someone
get me out of here!
All right, let me
at those turkeys!
Forget it, Mikey.
Our friend usagi's taken
care of everything.
Terrific. Now, I can retire
and start writing my memoirs.
What manner of demons
are these?
They're not demons,
dude.
They're robots.
They're machines
made of metal,
but designed
to look like men.
This is powerful
sorcery, indeed.
If we took one of these
powerpacks back to the lair,
I could home in on
its frequency.
Another evil robot.
Shredder must be bringing
those foot soldiers
over for something.
We can keep tabs on them
with this powerpack
and find out
what he's up to.
Then let's get back
to the sewers. Usagi?
He's gone.
Swell.
We've got a runaway
samurai bunny on our hands.
Donatello,
you get back,
and get to work
on your plan.
The rest of us will
have to find him.
What? All the foot
soldiers destroyed?
Those blasted
turtles again.
One day, I'm going
to send them a bill
for all those robot parts.
But even they can't stop me from
flooding the city with foot soldiers!
Bonsoir. And how many
for dinner, monsieur?
Seven, eight, nine.
I'm afraid you will
need a reservation.
[COUGHS]
Perhaps,
in your case,
I can make un petit exception.
Cowardly robot!
We shall meet again!
Ahh, my kind of place.
Where've you been?
You're an hour late.
Now, hop to it.
Brothers!
There. Now, to find out what
the foot soldiers are up to.
Looks like they're
having a convention.
They are converging on the
far eastern animal museum
in little Tokyo town.
What could shredder
possibly want there?
It houses a collection
of mystical oriental relics,
all relating
to animals.
My old friend obanto
is guardian.
And whatever
shredder is after,
it can only lead to evil.
We must find the others
and hasten there.
Here, my little ones.
Now, now. There is plenty
for all of you.
Do not worry, baby-San.
You are safe as long
as you are here.
Arf arf!
Meow!
Who are you?
What do you want?
No, not baby-San.
Leave him alone!
Uh, 2 carrot souffles,
hold the Mayo.
Greetings, brother.
A question, please.
Why are there so many
of us rabbits here?
Quit goofing off, you two,
and get back to work.
Yeah, we slave all day
while that creep
just bosses us around.
I cannot believe it.
All my brother
creatures, slaves.
I must liberate them.
Hey, you! What do
you think you're--
you will see
that we rabbits
are not to be
trifled with.
Join in, brothers!
Fight for your freedom!
What are you doing?
Leave baby-San alone.
No, you mustn't!
We're on our way
to meet you.
Have you found usagi?
Not a trace of him.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Cancel that.
I'll get him.
Excuse me. Look out.
Pardon me.
Out of my way.
Now you know not to
enslave innocent rabbits.
I've had just about
enough of this.
Hey, dude, like,
don't be so hostile.
What are you doing here?
I'm rescuing
my furry little bud.
You're supposed to be in
my turtle soup restaurant
down the street.
Now, get back there
and get to work.
I do not understand.
Did I do
something wrong?
No, little dude.
You did everything
just right.
The foot soldiers have
left little Tokyo town.
They've gone to the
midtown power plant.
Then that's
where we're headed.
This is the place.
Why are they guarding
a smokestack?
Here comes the answer.
[GRRR]
I'm sorry I asked.
[GRRR]
Time to boogie, dudes,
and I'm talking warp speed.
Quick! Head for
the turtle van!
We must find obanto,
the animal shelter guardian.
He is the only one who
can control that beast.
Those are the only other
foot soldiers in the city.
They must have him.
Donatello, you drive.
Usagi, you will
accompany us.
The rest of you, try to
keep the dragon at bay.
Let's go, fellows.
How come we get
all the fun jobs?
What a bummer.
Babysitter
to a giant dragon.
[SNIFFS]
Looks to me
like he's hungry.
Check it out, dudes.
Grain elevators.
Hope he likes bran.
One grain elevator
going down!
Michelangelo,
I have to admit it,
that was
a brilliant idea.
Thanks, amigo.
Uh-oh,
it's getting bigger.
You and your dumb ideas.
This is where
those 4 foot soldiers went.
"Ecological waste
treatment center."
That's ecological?
Somebody ought
to report these jerks.
Look!
Help! Please, help me!
They have obanto.
Come!
Huyyah!
You are one of the teenage
mutant ninja turtles,
but who is this?
There is no time
to explain, obanto-San.
That dragon egg
of yours has hatched.
Baby-San is loose?
This is terrible.
Can you do anything
to stop him?
There is
a slight chance,
but there is something
I will need
from the animal
shelter.
Yo, dragon dude,
this way!
Good dragon.
I hope this new plan
of yours
works better
than the old one.
Hey, it can't
fail, dudes.
Except you forgot
one thing.
The foot dudes!
I'll try
and hold them off.
Take turtle steel!
Boy, I wish I could get
to say lines like that.
Hey, big bud!
Over here!
[GRRR]
Another great
Michelangelo idea.
Hey, even great minds
goof up once in a while.
Whoa! Look out!
Man, it's going to be a hot
time in the old town tonight.
Ah, I have found it,
the blue flame of osaka.
The only thing that can save
the dragon from the city.
Don't you mean save the
city from the dragon?
I know what I mean.
All units,
into the power plant,
and shoot to kill.
See? They're out to destroy him.
We must hurry!
Hit us
with your best shot!
Vehicles, halt!
Baby-San! They're going
to slaughter him.
This is bad?
You are a fellow reptile.
Surely you must know how
humans misunderstand you,
but the blue flame
can save him.
Who among you is willing to place
this in the dragon's mouth?
Ohh... Ohh... Um... I'm late...
Allow this humble ronin
to try, obanto-San.
As you wish.
Ready...
Aim...
Huyyah!
Fire!
Uh, never mind.
Well, what went wrong
this time?
I don't know.
The city should
be rubble by now.
I'll check
the instant replay.
Who is that?
Pah! Another
mutant maggot.
Whoever he is,
he is a superb samurai warrior.
That's it,
blame your defeat
on a cute, furry
little bunny. Ha ha!
Laugh if you
want to, krang,
but one day, I'll have
my rabbit revenge.
Baby-San will give you
no more trouble,
nor will anyone
trouble him.
Now I understand
what you meant
about saving him
from the city.
Had it not been
for your efforts,
this magical creature
would have been destroyed.
Obanto-San, there is
another creature
who needs
your protection,
a stranger
from a distant land,
stranded
in our world.
I will gladly care for
him and keep him safe
until you can find a way of
returning him to his own world.
Looks like no TV
for you tonight.
Try the next 20 years.
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