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Woman: Previously
On Privileged
This Is Just A Rest Stop
On Marco Giordani's Highway To Happy.
Some Day, I'm Going To Open My Own Cafe.
Do You Understand
The Concept Of Boundaries?
Lewis?
It's Luis.
It's Irrelevant.
Do You Think It's Possible
That I Like Luis?
Kinda Seemed
Like You Did.
Mom's Home.
You Look Fantastic.
What's Going On?
I've Decided
That I'm Just Gonna Stick
Around For A Little While.
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So, This Is My Place.
Well, Not Technically,
But I Love To Say That.
I Know.
You Say It Every Time.
Well, It Never
Gets Old, Does It?
Um, I'm Sorry.
Thought I Turned
This Off.
It's My Mom.
Again?
Didn't She Already
Call You Once Tonight?
Well, Apparently,
She Does This,
Which Isn't Something
I Ever Knew About Her
Because I Didn't Know
Anything About My Mom.
But Now I Know
She Is
A Persistent Caller.
How's It Going
With You Guys?
I'm Not Sure.
I Mean, Every Time
I'm With Her,
I Act Like
Everything's Fine
Because It's Just
Easier That Way.
But Then, The More
We Hang Out,
The More Everything
Is Fine.
Kind Of?
I Don't Know.
It's Past The Point
Where I Can Tell.
Oh, Crap.
Should
I Have Picked Up?
Look, Call Her Back.
I Gotta Get Going Anyway.
It's Late.
I'll Call You
Tomorrow
"It's Late"?
Ever Realize Cap'n
Crunch's Eyebrows
Are Actually
On His Hat?
That's What's Weird?
Joey, The Man's Been Captain Of
A Cereal For The Last 40 Years.
You're At My Door,
Aren't You?
I Wasn't Gonna Knock
Unless You Answered,
But You Answered.
And I'm Pausing.
So, What's Up? I Thought
You Had A Date Tonight.
Um, Technically, Our 10th
Date.
10 Dates, Marco.
And I'm Not Even Counting
Our Morning Coffees
An Occasionally Lunches,
Nor Am I Including
The Months
Of Flirting Foreplay
That Took Place.
I Am Talking About 10 Getting Dressed Up
And Going Out Dates.
And Guess
When We Had Sex?
When?
Never.
Never.
Never, Not Once.
Not Even Third Base.
Nada.
Nothing.
See, It Surprises You
Because Will Is
A Playboy, Right?
Generally Speaking,
Absolutely.
So, Why Isn't He
Playing Me?
I Am Ready To Go.
Rarin' To Go.
And Every Night's
The Same.
I Mean, Just When We Get
To The Good Part,
He Says,
"Oh, It's Getting Late"
Or "I Have
An Early Tennis Match.
"
I Mean, Who Plays
That Much Tennis?
Mm-Hmm.
It's A Classic
Case Of Madonna-***.
Young Will Thinks
You're A Nice Girl.
Madonna What?
And Therefore, Won't
Jump Your Bones.
***.
Oh.
Really?
I'm Not That Nice.
This Bra?
See Through.
You're Right.
He's A Playboy.
But Compared
To His Usual Dates,
You're
A Disney Classic.
You Just Have To Be More
Obvious With Your Approach.
More Obvious.
All Right.
All Right.
And This Is A Message
From My Mother,
Which Is
A Whole Other Drama.
I'm Unpausing Now.
What?
This Food.
You Licked
And You Put
This Is So Not Where I Saw
Myself Ending Up Tonight.
I Know I Should Have
Brought Those To You Sooner,
But I Wanted To Try And Do
The Essay Part On My Own.
Ok.
Rewind.
When Did You Decide
To Go Back To School,
And Why Are You
Transferring?
I Thought You Only Had
A Semester Left.
I Was Closer To 2,
But It Was At A Crappy State School.
I Was Figuring If I Ever
Wanted To Use My Degree,
I Should Transfer
To A Better Place.
Finishing Big.
I Like It.
Wait A Minute.
San Diego?
Yeah, They Have A Great
Marine Biology Program There.
It's A Long Shot, But,
You Know, What The Hell?
Dreaming Big.
I Like It.
But San Diego
Is So Far Away.
I Mean, At Least
When I Was At Yale,
I Mean, We Were
In The Same Time Zone.
You Would Be Breaking
Our Time Zone Rule.
You Guys Have
A Time Zone Rule?
I'm Establishing One
Right Now.
Let's Worry About
That Later, Ok?
Right Now, I Just
Need To Apply
So That I Can Get
In Somewhere.
You Remember?
Ok, I Will Help You
Get In
To All Of These Schools
Except San Diego.
Even Though
I Have Always Wanted
To Go
To The Sea World There.
Oh, What's This?
Oh, Whales!
I Know How
To Get Her.
Ah, I Love
Free Willy.
Hey, Rose.
How Was
School Today?
Eh, Fine.
Hey, Charlie.
Hey, Luis.
Oh!
These For Sage?
Yep.
Where Is The Master
Of Disaster This Afternoon?
She's Upstairs.
I'll
Just Take It To Her.
Oh, Uh, Unless
You Want To.
That's Ok.
You're
Going Anyway.
Um, I Need A Little
More Than "Fine," Rose.
Just Because I'm
Distracted By Cute Dolphins
Doesn't Mean
I'm Not Listening.
No, School's Good.
I Still Hate
My Third Period, Though.
The History Of Political
Division In Florida?
I Thought You Were
Starting To Dig It.
That's Your
Third Period?
Luis:
I Know, Right?
It's So Cool
They Get To Take
These Kinds Of Classes
In High School.
You Gonna Learn
How To Fight
For Democratic Reform
In Cuba?
Yeah, I Guess If It's On
My Syllabus, I'm Gonna.
It Should Be.
I Mean, What's
More Important
Than What's Going On With
Our People Right Next Door?
Ok.
So, Can You Help Me Out With These?
I Have To Go
To Work Now,
But I Can
Come By Tonight?
Ooh, I Cannot
Do Tonight.
I Got A Take Care
Of Some Business,
If You Know
What I'm Saying.
Unfortunately,
I Think I Do.
Um, Tomorrow, Then?
Ok, Tomorrow.
Ok.
Business, Huh?
Sounds Like Someone
Wants To Free Willy.
What Happened?
You Were
Down There Forever.
Oh, Nothing
Happened.
But He Did Make You
A Smoothie.
Isn't That Sweet?
He Only Did It
'Cause He Had To.
It's An Obligation Smoothie.
It Wasn't
A Love Smoothie.
Love Smoothies
Come Later.
Ok, So, We Need
To Discuss
What You're Going To
Wear Down To Dinner.
I'm Not Putting On
Some Outfit For Luis.
This Is Stupid.
It's
Never Gonna Work, Rose.
Well, Sure, It Is.
We Just Have To Get
You Two In The Same Room
So You Can Talk About Stuff
Without All The Bickering.
The Bickering
Was All We Had.
Without The Bickering,
We're Just 2 People
Who Live In The Same House.
Except, He Doesn't
Actually Live Here.
I Mean, What Would We
Even Talk About?
I Don't Know
How To Do This.
Do What?
Flirt With Someone
Who Works For Me.
I Mean, Couldn't He Sue?
Ladies.
Your Grandmother Wanted Me To Remind You
That It's Time
To Decide Which Charity You'll Be
Donating To This Year.
Laurel's
Back Already? Ugh.
She Is Not Back,
But She Asked Me To Make Sure
This Gets Done In Her Absence.
I Have A List Of
Organizations Here-
Oh, My God.
Wait.
Sage.
What About Cuba?
What About It?
Luis Is Cuban.
He Is?
Yeah.
And He's Really
Concerned
About What's Going On
There With His People.
And If You're Also Concerned
With What's Going On,
Then The Two Of You Can
Share Your Concern.
What's Going On In Cuba?
I Don't Know Yet.
Megan Will Tell Us.
Anyway, The Point Is,
Maybe Instead Of Writing
A Check This Year-
I'm Sorry, But You Do Need
To Donate For Tax Purposes.
We'll Still Do
The Charity Thing.
Only, Instead Of
Just Writing A Check,
We Can Throw, Like, A
Really Awesome Dinner Party
That Luis Will Plan
The Menu For
And Have To Run
Everything By You,
Which Means That You Guys
Will Be Talking All The Time.
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Sorry.
Was That
A Really Stupid Idea?
No.
Actually,
I Think You Just Came Up
With Kind Of A Genius Plan.
I Did, Right?
Well, I Mean, I Thought I
Did.
I Just Wasn't Too Sure.
So, A Benefit
Dinner For Cuba.
Yep.
We'll Get You The Detes.
I Look Forward
To It.
Using A Party
To Get A Guy.
It's Retro,
But With A Twist.
I Had A Great Time Tonight.
Shh.
Hold On.
Hold On.
Oh, This Is
A Whole Thing.
I Know.
What Do You Say We Take
This Into The Bedroom?
Well, I Think
We're Here.
7
Right.
What Do You Say We
Take This Onto The Bed?
Are You Ok?
Oh, I Think
You're Bleeding.
Ok.
Ok.
There We Go.
So, What's
The Verdict?
Well, I Only Needed
One Stitch,But They Think I Have
A Drinking Problem.
I'm Serious.
They Gave Me
A Pamphlet.
Well, I'm Glad You're
Finally Getting The Help That You
So Desperately Need.
So, What Happened
Tonight?
You Got Pretty
Enthusiastic With The ***.
That Was Not The Plan.
There's A Plan?
Well, Yeah.
I Thought, You Know,
We'd Each Have
A Few Drinks,
Get A Little
Loosey-Goosey
But I Kept Drinking
When You Kept Drinking
And You're Much Bigger
Than I Am
And All Of A Sudden,
I Got Very Loose
Very Fast.
I Was Trying
To Seduce You.
I'm Sorry.
I Had No Idea.
I Thought That You
Weren't Ready.
You Did? Why?
When You Picked Up The Phone
The Other Night At The Door-
I Only Did That Because The
Ringing Was Distracting Me.
Or The Time Before That When
You Said Your Stomach Hurt?
It Did.
The Wasabi,
It Was Crazy.
Your Colon Must Be
Made Of Steel.
I'm Just Trying To
Be Respectful Here.
Respect Is For Grandmas.
I Wanna Get Naked
And Stuff.
Well, For Future
Reference,
You Don't Have To
Ply Me With Alcohol.
Should Another
Opportunity Arise,
I Wanna Be Aware
Of What I'm Doing.
Ok, I Will
Keep That In Mind,
Should Another
Opportunity Arise.
Oh, Look.
Supply Room.
You Know What
Those Are Good For?
Prescription Drugs?
Now You're Enabling Me.
That Was In My Pamphlet.
I Was Thinking Privacy?
Hey.
Oh, Hey, Baby.
We're In Luck.
Laurel's Out Of Town
And This Caviar Just
Arrived From Russia.
Clearly, Someone
Has To Test It.
Well, I Have Got
A Surprise For You, Too.
Can You Meet Me At The Shop
Tomorrow Afternoon?
Having Another
Pommade Sale?
No.
Hey, Marco.
Hey, Keith.
Ok, So Sage And I
Are Planning
This Benefit Luncheon
And We Want Luis To Be
In Charge Of The Menu,
For Reasons That I Can't
Really Get Into Right Now,
But Can You
Just Make Sure
That He Doesn't Totally,
Like, Ruin It?
Supervise Without
Taking Any Credit.
It's What I Live For.
Cool!
Second Thing.
Ok.
Do Either Of You Know
What's Going On In Cuba?
Tonight?
Never Mind.
I'll Ask Megan.
Do You Know
Where She Is?
Will Took Her
To The Hospital
A Little While Ago.
What?
Would-Is-Is She Ok?
She'll Be Fine.
Just A Bump On The Head.
Huh.
Ok, Well, I'm
Gonna Call Her Parents.
I Don't Think
That's Necessary.
If Somebody Goes
To The Hospital,
You Call Their Parents.
Hey, Arthur.
It's Rose Baker.
Um, I Was Just Calling
To Let You Know
That Megan Is
In The Hospital
For, Like,
This Head Bump-Thingy?
So, Maybe, If You
Want To Send Her
Some Flowers
Or A Teddy Bear Or-
Oh! Ooh.
Maybe A Candygram?
Do You Ever Get Tired
Of Being The Alice
To All Of These
Bratty Bradys?
I Do Get
A Little Weary.
Mainly Because
I Don't Get To See
Sam The Butcher
Nearly Enough.
You Are Gonna Love
My Surprise.
Hey, Luis.
That's The First Time
You've Said My Name Right
Since I Got Here.
You Bump Your Head
On Something?
Rose And I Are Throwing
A Dinner To Benefit Cuba.
It's All Very
Last Minute,
But Obviously,
Very Important.
It Being For Cuba
And All.
Ok.
And, Um
Since Marco Has
Other Things To Do,
We Need You
To Oversee The Menu.
The Event Is On Sunday.
Are You Messing With Me?
No.
Do You Wanna Do It?
Yeah.
Good.
So, All The Decisions
Need To Be Approved By Me,
So You Should
Talk To Me
About Everything.
Ok.
Great.
So
I Look Forward To Hearing Your Thoughts.
Thank You.
For This Opportunity.
Of Course.
Hey.
Hey.
How Was Your Shift?
Oh, Long.
Uh, You Gonna Go Work On
Your Applications Again?
Or Do You Wanna Come To
Movies With Me And Ali?
Um, I Could Swing
The Movies.
I'm Gonna Wait
For Megan To Help Me
With The College
Stuff Till Tomorrow.
Well, I Can Help You.
Ok, Forget It.
Never Mind.
It's Just
The Essay Stuff.
I've Written Essays
Before, Charlie.
I Graduated High School.
I Know, But Megan-
Is A Genius.
She's
The Best Essay Writer
In The Whole World.
Hey.
Come On.
You Know, It Wasn't
That Long Ago
You Told Me That You
Were In Love With Megan.
Yeah.
But Then We
Figured Out
That I Wasn't Really In
Love With Her, Remember?
You Were Right?
And Here We Are.
I Mean,
We Live Together, Mandy.
I Know.
But Every Time You're Not
With Me, You're With Her.
No, That's Not True.
Don't Do This To Me, Ok?
Don't Make Me This Girl.
So, Do You Not Want Me
To See Megan Or Something?
No, Of Course Not.
I Would Never
Ask You To Do That.
Just Try And Think
Of How All This Stuff
Might Make Me Feel,
That's All.
Oh, Ok.
I Honestly Hadn't
Thought Of It That Way.
I'm Sorry.
It's Ok.
I Gotta Go Meet Ali.
I Guess I'm Not Going
To The Movies.
Did That Really
Just Happen?
Well, If You Have To Ask,
My Ego Is Seriously Wounded.
Oh, My God!
Uh, Your Dad Got A Message
That You Were
In The Hospital,
And He's Giving A Tour,
So I Came Down.
But It Looks
Like You're Fine.
Oh, I Am.
I Can't Believe That
You Would Come Down Here.
This Is So
I'm Sorry.
Mom, This Is Will.
Will,
This Is My Mom Shelby.
Shelby.
So Nice
To Meet You.
We Were Just Looking
For Some Gauze.
And We Found It.
Uh, Plenty Of It
In There.
If You Need Any Gauze.
Wow.
Didn't This Used To
Be Abbott's Bagel Shop?
Yep.
Mm-Hmm.
Finally Went
Out Of Business.
Isn't That Great?
Mmm.
Your Neighborhood's
Now Carb-Free.
Is That My Surprise?
'Cause I Took The Whole
Day Off For This.
No, Silly.
No, This Is
Your Surprise.
And It's The Perfect
Space For Your Cafe.
Right Next Door
To My Salon.
How Great Is That?
You Could Put
A Chaise Right Here.
Perfect Spot
For Lounging.
Better Yet, A Piano.
You Can Play
During Breaks.
Have You Left Anything For Me To Plan?
No.
Well, You've
Been Talking
About Opening Your
Own Place For So Long,
Now It Can
Finally Happen.
So, What Do
You Think?
I Think It's Lovely.
Almost As Lovely As You.
So, I Talked
To Emilia Fanjul,
And She Says That The
Children Of Cuban Immigrants
Have, Like,
A Really Tough Time
Adjusting
To This Country.
Well, That's Why She
Started Her School.
So, Anyway,
I Was Thinking
That We Could Basically
Say We're Raising Our Funds
Specifically
For Those Kids.
Yeah, Maybe We
Can Find One
To Come Talk
At The Event.
Already On It.
Worst Case Scenario,
Emilia Said
That She Could Ask
The Head Of Her
Foundation To Speak At It.
He's, Like, All
Knowledgeable On The Subject.
Sounds Good.
And I Think Our Pool
House Works Great.
There's Definitely Enough
Room For All The Tables.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Location, Check.
Oh! Have You Talked To
Luis About The Menu Yet?
Not Yet.
Sage!
We-You're Missing
The Whole Point Here.
You're Supposed
To Be Talking To Him
About Appetizers
And Democratic Reform
And-And Saving
The Cuban Children.
Ok.
I'll Do
It Tonight.
God!
This Whole
Hostessing Thing
Is Really Making You
Hulk Out.
Butler: Rose.
Mrs.
Bennington
To See You.
Oh! Hi, Mrs.
Bennington.
What Is
All This About?
Oh, Good.
You Got The Invitation.
I'm So Glad I Decided To
Go With The Hand Deliveries.
We Didn't Really
Have Much Of A Choice
'Cause We Had To Be
Super Speedy,
But Aren't Those
Really Classy?
Don't Play Coy
With Me, Young Lady.
You Know Full Well
Cuba Is My Territory.
Every Year, I Host A Dinner
The First Week Of October.
Well, I'm Sorry.
Taking On The Role
Of Benefactress
Isn't Like
Throwing On
One Of Your Ridiculous Little Dresses.
Many Of Us Spend Months
Preparing For Our Event.
Really?
Because I've Been
Doing This, Like, 2 Days
And We're Pretty Much
Good To Go.
You Know What? You
Should Hire Our Publicist.
She So Rocks.
This Devil-May-Care
Attitude Of Yours
Represents Everything
That Is Wrong
With Your Generation.
Wha-Well, Does That Mean
That You're Not Coming?
I Thought That We'd
Walk The Guests
Through Classic Cuban
Cuisine On A Gourmet Level.
Fantastic.
Yeah, Um, We Start
With Empanadas
Done With
A Slow-Braised Duck,
Then We'd Serve My
Version Of Beans And Rice
With Fava Beans And A
Chardonnay Reduction-
Uh, Beans And Rice?
These People Are Paying
$10,000 A Table.
What? That's Insane.
No, It's Charity.
Look, I Thought
That This Was
A Good Way To Go
With The Menu.
But If You Don't Think That
This Is Enough For These People,
I Guess
I Could Change It.
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Well, Don't You Have
Any Other Ideas?
Not At The Moment.
Seriously?
Which Means,
Of Course,
That I Trust
Your Judgment.
What?
Make Whatever You Want.
I Just Really Want
This To Be Great.
As You Know,
I Care A Great Deal
For The Cuban Cause.
Ok.
Yeah.
But I Think That's Enough For Right Now.
I'm Glad We Had
This Talk.
Good Job.
Um, Carry On.
Knock Knock.
Hey.
I Wanted To See
How You Were Feeling.
Uh, I'm Fine.
Well, I Can't Stay.
I
Gotta Get Back To The Boat.
Did Your Dad Tell You That We
Are Giving Our Tours Together?
Ha! And They Love Us.
Good.
Um, Well,
That's Good.
I Brought You Some Soup.
I Know That It's More For
Colds Than Concussions,
But Who Doesn't Love
A Good Chicken Noodle, Right?
Oh, Thanks.
That's Really Sweet.
Except That I'm
Allergic To Carrots.
You Are?
Yep.
I Have
Been Forever.
Ooh, Somebody Loves You.
Yeah, Well, Rose Got
A Little Carried Away.
You Mean These Aren't
From That Hot Guy
You Were Shtuppin' In The
Supply Closet Last Night?
Oh, That's Not-
Uh, Well,
Yeah, That Is What
We Were Doing,
But Not In Such
A Crude Way.
He's My Boyfriend, So We're
Allowed To Do Stuff Like That.
Allowed?
It's What
You Should Be Doin'.
That's What Being Young
And Carefree's All About.
We're Not Carefree.
We're Serious.
We're-Um,
We're Actually-
We're A Very
Serious Couple.
Honey, Serious Couples
Don't ***
Each Other's Brains Out
In Supply Closets.
Ok.
Wow.
When You Say
It Like That,
It Sounds Like Something I Do
Not Want To Talk To My Mom About.
Oh, Come On.
There's
No Reason To Be Shy.
Hey.
I Have Had
My Fair Share Of Guys.
Wow.
Ok.
Another Thing That I Don't
Want To Talk To My Mom About.
I've Known Guys
Just Like Will.
They're Charming
And Attractive
And They Have
Those Killer Torsos
To Distract You From All
That Crap They're Pulling,
And He Has Got Playboy
Written All Over Him.
Will's Not A Playboy.
He's A Gentleman.
He's A
Smart And Kind,
Generous
Sports Photographer.
Ok, Whatever You Say.
But Just
Be Careful, Honey,
'Cause Guys Like That
Tend To Break Your Heart.
You Feel Better.
Megan?
You Can Kiss Marco's
Breakfast Buns Good-Bye.
He's Movin' Up.
Hey, What?
???Nothing's Official.
You Know,
You're Gonna
Have To Start Putting
This Out Into The Universe.
Not Before
I Talk To Laurel.
Ok, Wait.
What's Going On?
Because You
Cannot Just Joke
About
Taking Away
Someone's
Morning Pastry.
The Space Next To
Keith's Salon Opened Up.
It Might Be Perfect
For My Cafe.
Don't Worry Your Pretty
Little Muffin Top, Sweetie.
It's All
Very Early Stages.
Well, Worry A Little Bit.
And That Space Is Not Gonna
Be Available Forever.
You're Gonna Have
To Jump On It.
I Know, I Know.
See How Much He Cares
About You And Your Future?
That Is So Sweet.
See?
This Must Be
What It's Like
To Be In
A Relationship
Where One Person's Really
Invested In The Other.
Ok.
I Think This Just
Stopped Being About Us.
Call Me Later.
Thank You.
Bye.
Bye.
What Happened?
He Is So Cute.
I Love You Guys Together.
Wait.
Are You
Really Leaving?
Less Me, More You.
I Missed All Day
Yesterday.
Talk.
Um, Ok.
Well, Uh, I Sustained A Head Injury
Trying To *** It Up,
As Per Your Instructions.
And As
A Head Trauma Victim,
I Thought It
Would Be Appropriate
To Have Supply Room Sex
With Will.
Mctrashy, That's
So Grey's Of You.
Oh, And To Top It Off,
I Think My Mom
Was Right.
Yeah, A Mother Who Has No
Right To Be Right About Anything
Hit The Nail
On The Head.
Oh, I Should Have Stayed
On My Madonna Track.
Madonna's Get Married.
*** Get
Screwed.
Try To Keep Up, Honey.
Madonna's Getting Divorced.
Yeah, Well, Someone
Wanted To Marry Her Twice.
And She Wrote
A Children's Book.
There Is One
Virtuous Woman.
Hey.
Charlie.
Yay!
Let's Apply
To Some Colleges.
You Can Stop Me
From Having Sex
In Inappropriate Places.
Glad To Be
Of Service.
Ok, I Took The Liberty Of Pulling
Some Books From The Library.
This One Is My Favorite.
I Used It
To Get Into Yale.
It's Got The Best-
Awesome.
Um, Maybe I Should
Take It To Go.
I Thought You Wanted Me
To Help You With This.
Yeah, I Know.
But Mandy Got A Little Weird About It.
Apparently, She's
Not That Psyched
About My Best Friend
Being A Girl.
Are You Serious?
Has She Seen Herself?
Girl's Got Nothing
To Worry About.
I Told Her That.
But
She Wasn't Buying It.
I Probably Should
Get Going.
Ok, Well, At Least
Take My Essays,
And Don't Laugh Because
I Made Up Some Stuff.
And I Also Came Up With Some
Cool Back Story For Yours, Too.
I Made Some Notes.
Thanks.
You Know, Mandy's
Working Right Now.
Oh?
Yeah.
And She Won't Be
Home Till Late.
It Just Seems Stupid
To Rush Out.
I Mean, I'm Here.
Are You Sure?
I Don't Want You
To Get Into Trouble.
Yeah.
I Mean, She'll
Understand, Right?
I Mean, You're Helping
Me Apply To Schools.
It's Kind Of
A Big Deal.
Ok, Then I'm Pourin'.
Cucumber Water.
Oh! This Is A Disaster.
Did You Know That Everybody In This Town
Hates Each Other?
Um, Yeah.
It's Palm Beach, Not
The Freakin' Midwest.
Well, I Had No Idea.
And The Reeses Refuse
To Sit Next To The Lynns,
And The Lynns Only Want To
Sit Next To The Gershmans,
Who Haven't
Officially R.
S.
V.
P.
'D
Because If The Gatys
Show Up, They Won't.
Fine.
Let's
Just Cancel.
What?
Things With Luis
Were Better Before.
I Knew How To Do
The Whole Banter Thing.
And Now, It's All
Formal And Weird.
And It's
Stressing Me Out.
Can We Just Ditch
The Party?
And Prove
Mrs.
Bennington Right?
Not Happening.
Plus, Laurel
Will Kill Me
If I Went Through Her
Rolodex For Nothing.
Ok, This Luncheon,
It Has To Be Perfect.
Mrs.
Who?
You Can't
Quit On Me Now, Ok?
I've Got Way
Too Many Problems.
Like Flowers Aren't Here,
My Entertainment
Isn't Confirmed,
And My Speaker
Has The Flu.
Megan: What Is This
About Me Being
At The Pool House
Tomorrow?
Megan, Just Say Yes, Ok?
I Need To Fill
These Seats,
And I Can't Take
Any More Problems.
Ok, Ok.
Yes.
But I Am Not Paying
This Much For A Ticket.
I Mean, What Are
You Guys Serving?
Diamond Lobster?
Ask Sage.
Do Not Ask Me.
I Can't Deal With
The Menu Right Now.
What's Going On
With You Two?
Megan, Your Mother
Is Downstairs.
Perfect.
Did You Ask
How She Plans
On Mentally
Screwing Me Today?
Must Have Slipped My Mind.
Hmm.
Ok.
Uh, Count Me In Plus
One For Tomorrow.
Oh, Cocktail Attire.
Hey.
Hey!
What's This?
I Was Just
At The Mall
And I Saw
The Cutest Dress
And I Just Had
To Grab It For You.
Thanks.
So, What's Up?
I Was Wondering
If You Would Come
For Lunch Tomorrow.
Your Dad And I Are Having
An Impromptu Barbecue
And We Thought You
Might Want To Come By.
Oh, Uh, I Can't.
The Girls Are Doing
This Charity Luncheon
And Will And I
Have To Go To It.
Oh, That
Sounds Like Fun.
How Are Things
Going With Will?
We're Fine.
Somebody's Got It Bad.
Look At How Touchy
You Are.
I'm Not Touchy.
I Just Don't Feel
Like Hring Your Opinion
About My Boyfriend That
You Don't Even Know.
Well, Calm Down, Honey.
I Was Just
Looking Out For You.
You Were Looking
Out For Me?
Now You're Looking
Out For Me?
When I Was 7, I Was The
Only Person In The Household
Who Could Figure Out
How To Make Dinner,
But Now You're
Looking Out For Me?
Megan, Honey-
No! I'm Serious.
You Can't Just Walk In
Here And Buy Me A Dress
And Ask About
My Boyfriend
And Act Like Everything's Ok.
Ok.
Look, I Figured That Things Would
Be Tense With Us At The Beginning,
But, I Don't Know,
You Seemed Fine-
"Seemed" Being
The Operative Word,
Because I'm
Not Fine.
Being Forced To Grow Up
Without A Mom Is Not Fine.
Spending Every Second
Of My Childhood
Trying To Hold Together
This Disaster
Of A Family?
That's Not Fine.
Did You Ever Thinkthat I Was Trying
To Do You A Favor?
Oh, Please.
I Was A Mess.
And You Don't
Have To Tell Me
What A Horrible Mother
I Was,
'Cause I Felt It Every Day.
I Was Just A Kid Myself
And I Didn't Even Know
What To Do With You Girls.
Everybody Says That Motherhood
Comes Naturally To You
The Minute That You Look
Into Your Baby's Face.
Well
I Saw You
And I Panicked.
Thanks.
No.
You Know What I Mean.
No, I Don't Know
What You Mean.
Look, I Would Get If You
Freaked Out Or Went To Therapy.
Or-Or Went On A Bender Or
Had A Lost Weekend Or Two,
But You Walked Away And
You Never Looked Back.
And That
Might Have Been
One Of The Best Decisions
That I Ever Made,
Because Look At What An Amazing
Person You Turned Out To Be.
Amazing Person?
I'm A Complete
Stress Case.
Only Recently
Did Dad Peel Himself
Off The Floor.
And The Jury Is Still
Out On Lily, And You
You Think
You Did Us A Favor?
No, I-
I'm Sorry.
I Am 1,000 Times Sorry.
And I Wish That I
Could Take Away
All The Hurt That I
Caused You All.
But I Am Here Now.
And I'm Trying To Make
Things Better Now.
Doesn't That Count
For Something?
No.
You Don't Get To
Skip The Hard Part To
Get To The Good Stuff.
Can't Just Come Here
And Buy Me A Dress
And Expect Me To Magically
Forgive You, Because I Can't.
So, No More
Shopping Trips,
No More Popping By,
No More Unsolicited
Advice About My Boyfriend,
Because You
Don't Know Me.
And I Don't Want
To Know You.
Hi! Everything
Good Here?
Please Tell Me
It's Perfect.
Everything Is Perfect.
Uh, What Exactly
Are We Celebrating?
It's Not
A Celebration, Will.
This Is For Cuba.
It's Very Serious.
Rose, A Word.
Oh, Good Afternoon,
Mrs.
Bennington.
I'm So Glad
You Could Make It.
I Certainly Hope
You're Providing
An Alternative
Main Course.
My Husband's Deadly
Allergic To Shellfish.
Of Course.
What's The Situation With The Menu?
How Would I Know That?
A Seasoned
Benefactress
Knows Her Guests,
Miss Baker.
Sage, Perhaps You Could Go Speak To Luis
About How We're Progressing
On The Alternative Course?
Um, We Have A Situation
With One Of Our Guests.
Apparently, Shellfish
Will Make Him Die,
Which, Judging
By His Wife,
Would Probably
Be A Blessing.
I Guess We Need An
Alternate Lunch For Him.
What?!
Actually,
You're Gonna Need Enough
For All The Guests.
If They Catch Wind That One
Person Has A Choice Of Entrees,
They'll All Want In.
Why Didn't You
Tell Me This Before?
I Didn't Know.
Ok.
I Think I Have
Some Portobellos
I Can Work With.
This Is
Great.
Now He
Totally Hates Me.
Now Aren't
You Grateful
That Your Days At Les
Anges Are Numbered?
Speaking Of, Did You
Call The Landlord Yet?
No, Not Yet.
Marco, You're Running
Out Of Time.
I Know.
But I Really Need
To Help Luis Right Now.
This Is A Lot For Him
To Handle By Himself.
You Still Thinking About That
Fight You Had With Your Mom, Huh?
It's Crazy.
I Mean, Even Though
She Left When I Was 7
And Basically
Ruined My Life,
I Keep Replaying
That Fight Over In My Head,
Thinking I Was Too Mean.
What's Wrong With Me?
Nothing.
Of Course
You Feel Bad.
I Mean, Even If You Were
Faking It These Last 2 Weeks,
You Two Were Really
Getting Somewhere.
Then This Happens,
It Probably Feels Like You've
Lost Her All Over Again.
Exactly.
The Upside Is That You Look
Really Pretty In That Dress.
My Mom Got Me This Dress.
We So Need Therapy.
Hey.
How Are The
Applications Going?
You Almost Done?
Yep, Just
Spellchecking Now.
Thank God.
It's Taken You Long Enough.
Weren't You Working On
That All Day Yesterday?
Yeah.
Pretty Much.
Where Were You, Anyways?
I Tried Calling
The House A Few Times
And You Didn't Answer.
Were You
At The Library Again?
Yeah.
Library.
Really?
Librarian Give You This?
Were You
Going Through My Stuff?
I Was Looking
For My Cell Phone.
I Love How You're Trying
To Make Me The Bad Guy Here.
No, There Are
No Bad Guys Here.
Yes, I Went To See
Megan Yesterday.
But Only To Tell Her
I Couldn't Work With Her.
And You Told Her About
Our Conversation?
Oh, My God.
No.
I
- I Just Told Her I Didn't Need Her Help Anymore.
But Then, I Was There And
She Had Done All This Work
And I Just Figured
It Was Stupid
To Just Leave, So.
I Mean, That's All.
If That's All,
Then Why Did You Feel The
Need To Lie To Me Just Now?
I Don't Know.
Maybe Because You're
Freaking Me Out.
Well, You Know, It
Wasn't Exactly Easy For Me
To Tell You That I Was
Feeling A Little Jealous,
But I Thought That
You, At Least, Got It.
Obviously,
You Don't.
You're Blowing This
Out Of Proportion.
Because I Can't
Trust You.
This Is Insane.
I- I Gotta Get
Out Of Here.
Yeah, Tell Megan
I Say "Hi.
"
Great.
My Speaker Is Officially
Not Coming.
Oh, This Is
A Nightmare.
Calm Down.
Do Not Tell Me
To Calm Down, Ok?
You've Been Hiding
From Luis
Ever Since
That Shellfish Thing.
Oh! Look, No One Gives
A Crap About The Speaker,
So Just Move Up
The Entertainment.
Ok.
Yeah, That's
A Good Idea.
I Would Like To Thank
The Baker Twins
For Throwing Such A Sweet
Little Luncheon For Us.
I Know That
The Cuban Refugee Cause
Is As Dear To Their
Hearts As It Is To Mine.
And I Would Like To
Offer Them The Opportunity
To Personally Tell Us More
About Their Involvement.
Would You Mind Sharing,
Sage? Rose?
Uh, Thank You,
Mrs.
Bennington.
Yes, Uh,
My Sister And I
Have Been Following
Cuba For Quite Some Time.
Um, And Not Just 'Cause
They're Next Door,
Which Is Convenient.
Uh, But Also
Because
We Think That
The Cuban People,
Uh, Should, Uh
We Think That They
Should, Um
Well, We Think
That The Cuban People
Should Continue To Receive
Asylum In The United States
And Are Free To Pursue The
Life That They Want To Live
Free
From The Castro Regime.
Since The Cuban Revolution
In 1959,
Florida Has Represented
Hope And Freedom
For Cuban Immigrants.
That's Why We Hope That
Our Scholarship Program
Will Benefit The Children.
Luis Did Great, Huh?
And Now You Don't
Have To Feel Guilty
About Leaving Laurel.
He Can Jump Right In.
Unless, Of Course,
You're Not Leaving Her.
Oh, Stop It.
I Saw
An Empty Cafe Space.
That Doesn't
Automatically Translate
Into My Giving
My 2 Weeks Notice.
Why Not?
Marco, You
Have Been Talking
About Wanting To Open
Your Own Place For Years
And Now We Finally
Found A Place-
Look, The Place Is Cute,
But It's Not Perfect.
And At This Point, I'm-
I Don't Want To Settle
For Anything Less.
You Know,
I Should Have Known
You'd Never Go For It.
Of Course, You're
Not Ready To Open A Cafe.
You're Not Ready
To Commit To Anything.
What Is That
Supposed To Mean?
When Are You Going
To Give Yourself
The Life You Deserve?
You Know,
The Life We Deserve?
How Did This
Become About Us?
Well, Of-
Of Course,
It's About Us.
Well, You Know
That I Want More,
But You're
Always Saying
That You Can't Commit
Until Your Life Gets
To A Certain Point,
Or, You Know,
You Feel Better About It.
And Then, You're Offered A
Chance To Change Your Life
And-And You're
Turning It Down.
I Mean
How Am I Supposed
To Read That?
Stop Trying To Read Into It
And Accept It For What It Is.
My Dream.
Not Yours.
Not Ours.
So, You Don't Get To
Choose Where The Piano Goes
Because I Don't Want
A Damn Piano.
You Know, I've Been
Waiting A Long Time, Too.
And You And I
Aren't Perfect, Either.
Maybe I Don't
Want To Settle.
Rose: Ok, Everyone.
Hi.
Um, I Am
Proud To Present
The Palm Beach
Here To Tell The Tale
Of The Cubans' Journey
To Our Homeland.
Enjoy!
Oh, My God.
They Have A Raft.
What Are You Doing
Working?
I Thought You Were Leaving Us
For Bigger And Better Things.
First Of All, There Are Few
Things Bigger Than This Kitchen.
And As For The Cafe,
I Don't Think That's
Happening Anymore.
Oh, No? Why Not?
Just Wasn't Everything
I Needed It To Be.
And Apparently, I Wasn't
Everything Keith Needed Me To Be.
So It All Comes
Full Circle.
Wait, What Are You
Talking About?
We Broke Up.
Ohh.
Oh, Marco,
I'm So Sorry.
What Happened?
We Were Having
Different Fights.
I Thought We Were Fighting
About A Cafe,
And He Thought We Were
Fighting About
The Future Of
Our Entire Relationship.
How Did It Spiral
Into That?
We Should Have Had
His Fight Months Ago.
Back Then It Would Have Been
Small And Manageable,
And We Would Have Made Up.
Yeah.
Things Get A Little Hot When You
Leave Them In The Pressure Cooker.
You're Speaking Kitchen.
Cute.
Well, Can't You Just
Make Up Now?
Eh, I Think We Said
Too Much.
And I Should Have Fought
Harder To Make Him Stay.
It's Too Late Now.
Shelby, On Voice Mail: Hey,
It's Shelby.
Leave A Message.
Hey, Mom.
It's, Um,
It's Me, Megan.
I Don't Want To Say All
Of This On Your Voicemail,
But I Have To Say Something.
I've Been Thinking
About Our Fight A Lot.
It Was Probably
A Little Much.
Maybe We Could Work
Stuff Out In Smaller Doses.
I Can't Exactly Apologize
For The Things I Said
Because I Needed To Say It,
But I
I Didn't Want That
To Be It For Us.
So Maybe You Could
Call Me Back
And We Could Figure Out,
You Know,
Where To Take Things
From Here.
Ok, Well, Bye.
Hey.
Some Party, Huh?
Never Thought I'd Witness The
Plight Of The Cuban Refugees
As Told By
But I Guess There's
A First For Everything.
With Rose And Sage,
Absolutely.
Speaking Of Which,
This Is A First.
First Real Relationship,
First Time That
I've Ever Felt This Way.
And I Think That Matters More
Than Any Of The Other Stuff.
Even More Than
Doing It On A Plane?
Well, I've Never Done That.
It Seems Unsanitary.
I Agree.
And Where
Do All The Legs Go?
Bed Makes Much More Sense.
Yeah.
Why's Everyone Always
Trying To Out Do The Bed?
I'm Not Sure.
So Why Were You Gung-Ho To Throw
A Dinner Benefiting The Cubans
When You Know Nothing
About It?
You Know What,
Whatever.
I Was Just Trying To Do
Something Nice For Your People.
Sorry I'm Not An Expert
On The Subject.
My People?
What, Chefs?
Hello.
Cubans.
I'm Stupid.
Are You Happy?
No.
And I'm
Not Cuban Either.
What?
My Dad's From Argentina
And My Mom's
From Connecticut.
So Why Are You Going
Around Impersonating
A Totally Different
Nationality?
That Is So
Inappropriate.
I Never Said I Was Cuban.
You Just Assumed.
Way More Inappropriate.
Then Why Did You Think I Was
All Up In The Cuban Cause?
Oh, I Don't Know.
You Wanted Something To Do
With Your Billions.
No, Idiot.
It's Because
I Liked You.
Shut Up.
I Don't Like You.
Usually When You
Like Someone,
You Ask Them Out
To The Movies,
You Compliment Them.
You Don't Throw
A $10,000 Table Event
And Boss Them Around
For 3 Days.
Well, I've Never Liked
Someone This Much,
So How Would
I Know That?
You Really Like Me
That Much, Hmm?
You Know What, Sorry
I Even Said Anything.
Why Don't You Go
Wash Some Pots?
You Know What
Your Problem Is?
Currently You.
You Should Have Just
Told Me You Liked Me.
I Don't.
That Was Much Better Than Being
Pressed Up Against A Bedpan.
Absolutely.
But If You Did Want To
Put On A Nurse's Outfit,
I Would Not Object.
Ooh, Blocked Caller.
Do Not Answer.
Uh, No, It Could Be
My Mom.
I Left Her
This Long Message.
We Were
Supposed To Talk.
Hello?
Yeah.
Ok.
Gotcha.
Mm-Hmm.
Of Course.
Everything Ok?
That Was Lily.
Apparently
She's In Jail.