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-Hello, people of the internet.
I am Tymans with a friend, and this is Ty.
OK?
Happy Wheels.
And that's unfortunate.
What the hell happened?
-Doesn't it [INAUDIBLE] about myself, Ty?
-Yeah.
No.
No.
-You stink at this.
You can't jump on it.
Yeah.
This isn't safe.
I don't want to be here, because number one--
See?
See, that lady's just-- Rick?
What the hell did you do to my-- I don't care anymore.
This guy-- What? [INAUDIBLE] He's a magician or something?
He's still there.
No, don't do it, Ty.
You killed him.
Don't!
I told you not to.
I told you.
Don't.
That's karma.
That's what you get for killing people.
Dude, watch out.
No, don't do it.
What?
Oh, he's alive.
That looks painful, but not as painful
as having [INAUDIBLE] going on with you.
And you handle it.
That's unfortunate.
I wonder what that's going to be.
The old man who-- you killed that guy.
Oh, look it.
Horses.
What is it?
The annual what?
-They're jousting.
-Oh, jousting.
Be careful, Ty.
You messed up.
No.
You have to land there.
And then get-- you're an idiot.
Ty, you're an idiot.
-Well, we're quite happy with those people,
and I have to do this entire [INAUDIBLE] by myself.
No, no, it's OK.
It's all right.
-Well, you did kill it luckily.
This kid.
What are you doing?
Don't.
That's a [INAUDIBLE] champion.
No, [INAUDIBLE] personal.
Woah, that guy was in your crotch.
-That's a girl.
-No, it's a guy.
That guy's supposed to be in a wheelchair.
[INAUDIBLE] don't have wheels [INAUDIBLE]
and that's a [INAUDIBLE] head.
-I'll wear your hat.
What I'm trying to say here, which is I just want your hat.
This helmet does me crap in this game.
I touched a cloud there.
You touched a cloud.
This guy is crazy.
What the hell?
-Did I just land on a cloud?
Really, guys?
That's kind of disappointing.
-Or was it a bush?
I'm not sure.
Oh, hello.
Oh, yeah.
Keep it.
That's a nice [INAUDIBLE].
Here.
Don't go on, Ty.
Just kind of knock it over.
This guy never gets hurt.
Go frickin'--
-Whee.
-You got hurt.
What?
With this guy, you step on an ant, your legs break off.
-OK, just saying, these guys are retards.
They're killing each other literally.
Watch.
This guy will have a spear through his chest.
-I remember this guy.
You're right.
Who kills him?
Who killed him?
I don't remember.
The old man, of course.
-Right there.
Right there.
Dead.
That's the right target.
Look, look.
OK?
He's dead.
-That's horrible.
Wait, that's a-- well, I suppose if you have enough velocity.
Ty, you fricked up here.
OK, ready?
Ready?
You're an idiot.
You get on this.
You have to jump up to that, then press here
so you can fall off and slide into the horse.
OK?
Don't, don't-- See?
-What?
-See?
You got two feet in the air, and you lose both your feet.
This guy must have brittle bone disease.
He's obviously not-- No comment on that.
This is unfortunate, because he's actually a cool dancer.
I'd invite him to strip dance at my friend's party.
Catch my [INAUDIBLE].
Yes, so Ty.
You have seven subscribers now.
-Yeah.
-How's that?
-Good.
Around 738 views.
-OK.
That's not that bad.
You could get a contract off ten times that.
No, but I don't have a YouTube, because I just don't.
-You should make one.
-Then you can unsubscribe Ty, or Tymans,
if that's what you call him, and subscribe to me.
-No, man, it's OK.
-Or you can subscribe to both of us.
Or you can kill Ty.
Any one of those would be optional.
Except maybe [INAUDIBLE].
Ty.
Ty, what are you doing?
-Well, this work is in my way.
-Is that like-- See?
You see?
You fell from two feet.
Actually, that was actually a really big fall.
That would actually hurt.
You've got old man killer again.
That guy's supposed to be in a wheelchair.
I don't believe this.
Let's see.
Horses.
-What the?
-Why is there a zebra there?
A zebra is not a horse.
-My legs are stuck.
-Oh, you're almost there.
Get in there.
No helmet?
Jump.
Yes.
Yes.
We landed head first.
Oh, my goodness.
This is not going to end well.
Oh, no, don't do it.