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Hey blog buddies.
So I am sick and tired of when I’m dating someone, I don’t know if you had this experience.
But, people come up to you and they're like oh are you guys brothers?
It’s like what just because we’re gay we somehow all look alike?
That’s gaysist.
And then all you can say is:
We’re not brothers. We’re boyfriends. We suck each other’s dicks. We *** and
I eat his babies! And you know what, they taste good.
Just because we’re the roughly the same height, the same build, have the same eye
colors, wear similar clothes.... Wait.... Maybe we do look like brothers.
What the hell is that about? And I know I’m not the only one that gets the “is that
your brother” thing... you hear it all the time.
Is it because we’re secretly so narcissistic that we’re trying to date a carbon copy
of ourselves?
Or maybe it’s for the same reason that people tend to look like their dogs.
Or maybe they really are brothers. Hello, Peters Twins thank you Bel Ami.
Or maybe it’s that we don’t start by looking the same, but then through gay osmosis we
slowly meld together. I think it happens like this:
Oh honey these shorts are you cute why don’t you get them for yourself in yellow.
Honey, maybe we should skip the gym and have some more of that cheesecake.
Honey, I can’t find my pants can I borrow yours?
Before you know it, you are shopping at the same stores so you have the same clothes,
and you go to the same barber and have the same haircut, the same exercise habits.
Maybe It’s like the gay guy equivalent of when women are together, their periods synchronize.
Maybe it’s just some sort of natural connectedness that happens when you spend a lot of time
with someone you love.
But wait, I just happen to have a look alike gay couple handy so why don’t we ask what
they think it is:
So i’m here with Patrick and Ashton and they’re a gay couple that kind of look like
brothers.
In fact I think the first thing you need to do to prove that you aren’t actually related
is that you should kiss.
That’s like how I kiss my grandma.
So do you guys think you look like brothers? Do you get that a lot? Do people say that?
We probably get that about once a day.
Sometimes they even ask if we are twins.
Why do you think you guys look alike?
I personally don’t think we look alike.
I think it has to do with spending so much time together that you kind of become the
same person.
Don’t you think that straight people probably also end up looking alike but because they’re
male and female you don’t notice it as much, that it’s just exaggerated because you are
both guys.
Like it’s a lot more apparent that you guys are in fact wearing the same *** shirt
right now.
We got them at the same sale too.
So there you have it.
And I know, not all gay couples look alike. But like, a lot do... and I’d love to hear
why you think that happens in the comments below! I love you, peace out!
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So you guys have the same shirt, the same pants, the same belt, is everything the same?
Everything?
That’s gay-sist.
No wait I think the correct word is homophobic.
Whatever I like gay-sist better.
That kind of sounds like something that could grow in your mouth. I can’t suck your ***
tonight because I have a gay-sist. See?