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This is Alan's "pitbull"...
- Did you buy her? - They gave her to me.
They said "Want a pitbull?" She was just a puppy!
Tell the story of how I got her, mom.
- Do you remember? - No, I don't.
I'll use the camera and you tell us.
So... I don't know how this thing works...
Here's the zoom...
So... Betova's story: It was a rainy day...
I was returning from the VCR repair shop
for the third time!
Each time it came back with new problem!
So I was carrying back the VCR under the umbrela...
Crossing through campus, I saw two kids.
They had two female puppies, tiny ones.
One black and one brown.
"Take one, mister! They're Pitbulls!"
I thought... "Pitbull? I don't want an agressive dog!"
"But they're really sweet and tame, mister!"
I took a look...
"This black one, what's her name?"
"Beethov... oh, it's a she: Betova!"
So I placed her on the VCR and took her.
Betova - the year of the dog
She's so laid back.
Pee
Go, Betova, do the dance!
BRANCO: the new old dog!
At my age...
Say bye-bye!
...until the *** explodes!
Look at his paw!
Growl Love
I'm not drunk!
Blackout... Everything was dark!
I always wanted a camera.
Chew it, ok?
Hey, let Betova loose!
I didn't say it smelled bad...
Yeah... get comfy!
-Here, Betova! -The lens got mashed...
Record the sound of my knee
...you farted!
Will I be on TV?
-Poor Branco cried...
... and I sprained my ankle.
My best friend's girl in the US...
OK, Billy Bacon!
The image froze.
This is the new resident!
He looks like Betova.
Dogs are also people!
Happy Birthday...
Answer the damn phone!
Those are our best wishes...
- What? - I think it is!
I came for some ice.
Besides the cold, I feel the need for ice.
It's almost ready!
Alan? I need a plate, for the fish...
Hey, that's good stuff!
So it was your first and last?
I think it's a drag.
It's no longer natural.
- But what is "natural"? - It's hard to explain.
Whatever you do without being conditioned.
But it's a spontaneous reaction to the camera!
No... I'm reacting to the camera,
but the conversation is no longer natural.
Yeah, really...
Why do you have to record all the time?
What will you do with it, afterall?
- Something... - No, nothing.
You'll pile up the tapes...
No... it's nonsense. Nonsense!
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