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Hello
Today, this video is going to introduce the differences in arguing styles between Japanese and English speakers
And try comparing them
So please sit back and enjoy
Human Debating Styles, Part 1
When westerners argue with one another
The objective is not just to attack the other person within the limitations of the topic at hand
But to take any angle you can possible think of
And attack with all available means
Enjoy
ども、Gakuranman!
ああ、ひこ、ども、元気?
あらっ、そのワンちゃんがちょっと可愛いね!
おいおい、おまえどうしたの?
これは猫なんだろう!
え?犬を見ても分からないの?
ひこ、犬を見てわかって当たり前よ
特別な猫の種類だと言っているんだろう!
買った店の店員にだって、言われたんだよ!
やややや、もう、だって・・・
店の店員のやつはさぁ、ただおまえの顔を見ただけで
なんらかのバカヤロウだと思って
悪い冗談としてこの犬を君に売ったんだろう
ちょっとちょっと、目がおかしいんじゃない?
猫っだってば!洞毛ととがった耳もあるんだろう!
2歳の子供だってわかるんだもん
おいおい、先吠えていたんじゃない?!
頭がおかしいんじゃない?
それは先毛玉を吐き出していたんだよ、かわいそうに!
信じなかったら、第三者に聞いてみようか?
いいんじゃない、そうしよう!
なに?ふたりともバカじゃないの?!
明らかに猿さんじゃないの、これ!
もう、君ら二人はどうしたか分からないけど、明らかに犬なんだよ!
Human Debtaing Styles, Part 2
When a westerner applies this method of debate to an argument with a Japanese person
It can lead to the westerner becoming ostracized without ever realizing
Enjoy
Hey there, Gakuranman!
Hiko mate, good to see ya!
Hey, that's a cute pooch you've got there!
Hey hey, what are you, retarded or something?
Anyone can tell just by looking
This is clearly a cat!
Ah, I see...
Really, well...
Oh, is that the time? I've just got to go and do something now...
Later man
Seeya!
Talk to you again soon!
I am NEVER talking to that guy EVER again...
Human Debating Styles, Part 3
When Japanese argue with one another
They try as much as possible to maintain a facade of harmony
By showing understanding of the points made by the other person
And using slightly twisted logic to try to turn the other person around to agreeing with their point of view
As you can see here
Hey, Gakuranman!
Hey Hiko, good to see you!
Hey, hold up, that is a cute little doggie you've got there!
Dog?
Oh, you mean Mr. Bigglesworth here!
Certainly, I know he looks a bit that way
But in actual fact, he's a special breed of cat
Oh wow, I see
Wow, that's amazing
I mean, it really looks like a dog
Even though of course as you say, it's a cat
Now that you mention it, I can certainly see it that way
Now that I look at it, even though it is a cat
I can see how it has some dog-like features
Right, right
I mean, like you say, if I'm told it's a cat
I can certainly believe that
I can understand seeing it that way
But you know, if you really get it properly checked out
You know it's possible that they may find it is actually a kind of dog...
It might be a good idea to get it checked
Well, I'm sure if they did an exhaustive check
They could find that he has some traces of dog-like DNA
Even if the result shows conclusively that it is really a cat
Right, totally
Wow, he's amazing isn't he
Cute little fella
Hey, I wonder if we ask that guy
Which one does he think it is more like?
Um, excuse me there...
It's got nothing to do with me.
Ah, right.
Right you are, right you are
Oh well, see you again tomorrow, Hiko!
Right, see you tomorrow Gakuranman!
Seeya
Mr. Bigglesworth says goodbye as well... "bye bye, bye bye!"
Yeah, you too, Fido...
That was our presentation of different human debating styles
How did you like it?
I hope you can learn from these examples
And let's all try to avoid these kinds of cultural misunderstandings
So, until next time!
こんにちは
今日、日本人と英語圏の国の人々の口論する方法を紹介して
比較してみたいと思いますので
ゆっくりご覧になってください
人間の口論の仕方、その1
西洋人同士での口論の場合
ポイントは口論話題で攻撃する場面だけでなく
あらゆる攻められる所を思い浮かぶ旅
すべて攻撃する事
どうぞ
Hey Gakuranman!
Hey Hiko, how are you doing, man?
Hey, that is an awesomely cute dog you've got there
Dude... What the hell is wrong with you?
That's a cat!
What? What, you don't even know a dog when you see one?
Hiko, I know a dog when I see one
This is a special breed of cat
The guy in the shop told me so
Dude, dude, no, no, look...
The guy in the shop, he probably just took a look at your face
He decided that you were some sort of an idiot
And he just sold you this dog as some kind of terrible practical joke
I think you need to get your eyes checked man
It's a CAT! It has whiskers and pointy ears...
Even a two year could tell it's a cat
Dude... the thing BARKS!
What are you, nuts?
That cat was hacking up a furball
You don't believe me, let's get a third party's opinion
Fair enough, yeah
What? You're both chowderheads!
That thing is clearly a monkey!
I don't know what's wrong with you guys but look, that's an obvious dog...
heaven's sake... I'm talking... you're both chowderheads...???#"%!#%"
人間の口論の仕方、その2
西洋人が日本人に対してこの口論方法を適用すると
その西洋人が気づかない間に嫌われる結果となります
どうぞ
あ、どうも、Gakuranman!
おぅ、ひこ、どもども!
え?なんか、そのワンちゃんがちょっと可愛いんじゃない?
おいおい、頭がおかしいんじゃない?
誰だって見ればわかる
猫に決まっているじゃん!
おぅ、なるほどね
そうか、まぁ・・・
今ちょっと時間がちょっとで行かなくちゃいけないけど
またね
じゃあね!
また話そうね!
もう、アイツと絶対も二度と話さない・・・
人間の口論の仕方、その3
日本人同士で口論をする場合
できるだけ平和を守るように
相手の主張を認めながら
多少無理やりな曲げた論理で相手を自分の観点に変えようとする
どうぞ
あ、どうも、Gakuranman!
おぅ、ひこ、どもども!
お、ちょっと、そのワンちゃんがちょっとかわいいんじゃない?
犬?
ああ、このMr. Bigglesworthちゃんだよね
確かにそう見えるんだけど
実際にはこれは独特の猫の種類なんですよ
えええ、なるほどね
やああ、なんかすごいね
だって、本当に犬に見えちゃうもね
でも、ま、確かに猫だと言うんだよね
そう言われるとそうだよね
やっぱり見てみれば猫であることにも関わらず
やっぱ犬っぽいところもあるようね
そうだよね
だって確かにあれもね、猫だと言われても
それも信じるんだよね
よく理解できるんだけど
でももしかしたらちゃんとチェックしたら
もしかしたら本当に犬だって理解するかもしれないね
チェックするのが良いかもね
まぁ、厳密に検査してもらったら
犬のようなDNAが入っているかもしれないよね
猫だと確実に判明されてもね
そうだよね
本当すごいだよね
本当可愛いんだしね
ね、ちょっと、あの人に聞いてみたら
どっちだと思っちゃうかな?
ねね、ちょっと、すみません!あの・・・ちょっと・・・
関係ないでしょう
そうだよね
そうだね、そうだね
じゃあ、また明日ね、ひこ
じゃあ、Gakuranman君も明日ね!
じゃあねぇ!
Mr. Bigglesworthちゃんも「バイバイ、バイバイ!」
君も、ワンちゃま・・・
さて、人間の口論の仕方でした
いかがだったでしょうか?
是非この例から学んで
文化的なすれ違いにならないように頑張りましょう
それでは、また今度の機会にお会いしましょう