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The following 10 shoes are the most unattractive we could find on the Internet.
If you know any shoes that are uglier then please post them in the comments.
Here’s the ultimate in do-it-yourself ugly shoes; this foot wear is actually crafted
from sanitary napkins making them the nastiest of possible shoes. At least the sanitary products
are not USED but since it’s a DYI project, some sicko out there will likely opt for the
used ones. It’s just gross to even think of putting these on human feet.
Among the truly tasteless ugly shoes are these unusual Apple logo vintage sneakers which
look like Reebok or Basic rip-offs. The company logo as it appear in the 90’s is embrodered
on the side and tongue of these shoes which were distributed to company employees.
These ugly shoes are as awful looking as they come; however, if you are one of the millions
of people with back pain, poor posture, and foot problems who are forced to spend hours
on their feet, you may join the ranks which swear by these funny looking shoes. The ugly
coil heel provides softer impact that traditional sneaker-style shoes and the slightly raised
heel helps encourage proper spinal alignment — they that doesn’t make the stylish
or attractive.
Comfort and performance rather than fashion were drivers in this five-toed design called
the “Five Fingers Sprint”. Frankly, they are pretty scary, especially the camouflage
version.
Uggs couldn’t have been given a more appropriate moniker because you look at these ugly shoes
for women and immediately say “UGG”. Lined with fleece, the boots are an issue of animal
rights enthusiasts and the knock-offs are supposedly actually harming the feet of those
Still playing your old Gameboy? Apparently lots of girls in Japan are because these ugly
platform shoes are rather popular among the gawky pre- and early-teens. The Gameboy actually
poos out to play while waiting in line or any other delay. The cut-out heel is just
too ugly for words this must be some form of torture device created by extraterrestrials
to cause horrific pain in the feet, back and Gameboy thumb to boot!
Skechers are a brand name of well-loved sports shoes but the latest Shape-Up Fitness Shoes
are definitely the ugliest shoes ever released. Supposedly they help you shape up easily while
you go about your normal day due to the unique design; by the way, did you see the Super
Bowl Skechers Shape-Ups ad with Joe Montana saying the ugly foot gear improved his posture
and strength?
This vampire-inpsired pair of Converse sneakers are supposed to come with “freebies” but
we have no idea what the freebie might be — a pair of small holes in your neck maybe?
These rate high among ugliest shoes and your neighbors will likely avoid you if you wear
them. Only the truly pathetic would put this ugly footwear on for any reason not to mention
the $125 USD cost!
These ugliest shoes are just WRONG! These ‘***’ shoes have cheetah fur uppers and
can be found at the fetish website Pleaser. It gets worse when you notice the plastic
gold fish inside the 3.5 inch heel — novel but truly sick; disco died but apparently
these designers didn’t notice. You’ll end up looking like Huggie Bear the shady
informer/***/drug dealer form the original Starsky and Hutch (the TV series, not the
movie).
Crocks are truly among the world’s ugliest shoes but millions have been sold based on
the pitch that they are comfortable and everyone’s friends are wearing them; frankly I found
them terribly uncomfortable as well as ugly.Inventors of these poor excuses for shoes, Lyndon “Duke”
Hanson, Scott Seamans, and George Boedecker wanted to create lightweight, comfy foot gear
and, according to millions, they have accomplished their goal even if they aren’t eye candy.