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I'm walking down to Tesco coz it's only down the street
I'm only bleeding starving so I want something to eat
There's nothing in the house, that's what I'm doing here
I've only got a fiver, all my money went on beer
I walk into the shop and something pops into me head
It doesn't matter what ya eat once it's bleeding dead
I head straight to the freezers without a second thought
Coz I'm so bleeding hungry that I could eat a horse
I think I might have beef burgers there's horse inside
I might have some lasagne coz there's horse inside
Might have spaghetti bolognaise there's horse inside
Sure I might give it a try, there's horse inside
I go up to the checkout and your one gives me a look
She thinks I'm bleeding mental but I couldn't give a ...damn
She says that's discontinued, it's not meant to be in stock
I says I'll buy it anyway, sure I'll put it in the wok
I amn't really bothered, it's not gonna taste like horse
Once ya cook it with some onions and some chilli sauce
She says that she can't sell it coz it might make me ill
And the barcode isn't working so it won't go through the till
I think I might have beef burgers there's horse inside
I might have some lasagne coz there's horse inside
Might have spaghetti bolognaise there's horse inside
Sure I might it a try, there's horse inside
I think I might have beef burgers there's horse inside
I might have some lasagne coz there's horse inside
Might have spaghetti bolognaise there's horse inside
Sure I might it a try, there's horse inside
Is it only me or does this Findus Crispy Pancake look like Sarah Jessica Parker?